Juris Doctor Dredd Esq.

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Look on the bright side. No matter what happens in the election today Dick Chaney isn't coming back to life.

The third amendment is the only thing protecting us from government assigned abusive boyfriends.

Starting to suspect society was a mistake because even the people I ostensibly agree with are often deeply unpleasant.

I started it a week ago and it's cute!

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Good reminder to never blindly trust a white, male, self proclaimed "leftist" because often their "class solidarity" only extends to other white men.

Known many a man well versed in theory but who was also wildly racist and misogynistic.

If you're leftism ain't intersectional you are pointless.

It's also like basic 9th grade world history stuff. It's fine (sorta) if the average American is ignorant about the provenance of WWII and Nazi imagery, but I expect my representatives to have a basic understanding of history.

I hate to be a doomer but the pandemic broke me in this regard I think. After watching like a third of the country proudly say they wouldn't inconvenience themselves even if it cost other people their lives, where do you go from there

I think the leak of the incredibly racist young republican group chat only furthers the argument that millennials were the only generation able to use the computer without going insane, mostly because the computer was once a place separate from the real world. but now the real world is also computer

a group of frogs are playing instruments and one of them has a lucky cat on it Alt: Frog band from Satoshi Kon's masterul anime film Paprika

Live look at a No Kings march

The subtext of this comment is that the Mayor of Boston is Asian-American, whereas the Mayor of Chicago (like almost everyone else that Trump refers to as “a low IQ person”) is Black.

It worked for Maria Corina Machado who just won it in 2025 whose whole bag is supporting Trump, destabilizing and killing her fellow Venezuelans, and bombing Palestine.

They Live is a fantastic film but every time I introduce it to a Gen Z friend I'm reminded that the plot boils down to, "two hobos carry out a series of workplace mass shootings because they believe half the population are aliens wearing human skin"

Everyday after reading about a new horrific action from the regime, I will compulsively check my email spam filter to see if my parents messaged me saying, "you were right. Things have gone to far & we're sorry for going along with it".

It's been 10 years and I've never gotten that message.

really should get around to writing my take that "AI uprising/robot uprising" fiction is just barely sublimated fear of domestic slave revolt

look ai is completely destroying the world with massive pollution and is using up water at a concerning rate but at least you get to use technology that lies to you and is the primary propaganda mechanism by fascists

"shit-lib" is a slur

Bluesky mods are on a tear this week and really seem to hate their users.

Also hilarious someone reported my private personal list after I placed them on it. Real shit-lib behavior.

I like a number of songs on the new TS album, but there’s just no getting around the fact that it’s hilarious to fall deeply in love with Travis Kelce. It couldn’t be funnier if you wrote a set of romantic pop-ballads about Michelangelo the Ninja Turtle.

Her dumb movie is taking up all the theater space that should be reserved for the Avatar 2 re-release and I'm livid.

There's a whole bit about "the Japanese make the best stuff" in Back to the Future.

branson 2 reese @bransonreese Being good at being online is simple: just go online for hours a day every day from the age of 11 on and watch as some of the densest people the earth has produced outside of the dark ages make every possible variation of every mistake you can make and then don't do any of those. 8:51 PM • 2021-05-30

Vaxxed?