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grateful the green light is hiding the "i've been awake 25 hours" from my face

forgive the yahoooooo, i've been up 24 hours and i have a full work day ahead of me

is this what hope feels like?!!?! i helped elect the north's first EVER green MP! i now live in a green constituency!!!! yahoooooo!!!!

the mood at the green party event is fucking insane. shout out to my second favourite candidate, sir oinks-a-lot (on the right)

the mood at the green party event is fucking insane. shout out to my second favourite candidate, sir oinks-a-lot (on the right)

this is extremely fucking important, esp with what just happened in kansas. they are trying to criminalize every aspect of our existence. i try not to be alarmist about things but this is where we are and it is BAD bad

just voted in gorton and denton 🤘

hey @labouruk.bsky.social well done on distributing wildly incorrect data the day before the gorton and denton by-election!!

you claim @britainelects.com data says you're the tactical vote. that is a downright falsehood.

well that's my soundtrack for the rest of the day sorted. thank you, cheekface.
open.spotify.com/track/7307Qw...

it's a great day to have plane autism

The Men In The Turnip Field: an old Somerset story collected in Kevin Crossley-Holland's Folk Tales Of The British Isles.

The best one page ghost story ever put to paper.

Garfield holding a chainsaw(labeled as Mr. Chainsaw) behind an old desktop computer that says "error" on the screen a bunch. He has a ferocious look on his face and is thinking "compute this!"

He was so real for this

JD Vance Booed for Sleep (10 Hours, No Ads)

the 192 is such a lawless bus. you never know when it's gonna be uneventful or when you're gonna exist in the same space as south manchester's wildest characters

the fallowfield loop has spoken. reform get the fuck out of gorton and denton x

when are antarctigo vespucci gonna do another UK tour is what i wanna know

playing rdr for the first time (i know) and i have never wanted to kill someone quicker than prof macgregor

this is because Dolly Parton is the equal or better of most strung- instrument players you can name, a fact often obscured by the vocabulary of iconography sometimes used to discuss her work. thanks for coming to my presentation this’ll take about half a hour

My picture was used in child abuse images. AI is putting others through my nightmare | Mara Wilson I was a child actor, exploited by strangers on the internet. Now millions of children face the same danger

I wrote about my experiences being sexually exploited as a child, and what we need to do to make sure AI doesn’t make that a reality for millions of children.

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

maybe 2027 will be my year idk

this is the highlight of my 2 week tenerife trip not gonna lie

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Brennan Lee Mulligan!

it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over

sat in a pub in tenerife surrounded by sunderland fans. if the black cats win am buying shots for everyone

@fortnite-game.bsky.social please add jesus of suburbia to fortnite festival. i promise to buy a thousand vbucks

i don't know who's a worse actor, the four ten year olds or rio ferdinand. the world cup draw is fucking dreadful

clout is out tbh

really validating my identity as an autistic hxc millennial sad-lad punk

it's giving