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Zelda has been sounding the alarm on the dangers of AI for YEARS, long before the technology got to where it is now, because she's:

1) brilliant (go watch Lisa Frankenstein).
2) ridiculously smart.
3) experienced first-hand how fucking WEIRD people are about her Dad.

give greta thunberg a gundam

all your favorite The Simpsons return to the silver screen for one final battle.

for white people whose 23andme results came back 100% north-west european

my weekend has peaked at 09:51 on saturday morning

elderflower cordial. i knew i had become middle class when it became a staple of my big shop

Ana @anageorge.art • 20h So when are we all planning on being raptured exactly because I want to know if I have enough time to get through this exhibit on dinosaurs at the Field Museum before I leave this mortal plane Ron Richie @ronrichie.bsky.social I have a hernia just below my ribcage.

i had a great time in scotland

the amount of dungarees in the crowd at the beths is overwhelming

writing a dirge about how i went to make ready brek this morning but the box was full of weevils

bolsonaro jailed 🥳 for 27 years 🥳 he's going to die behind bars 🥳🥳🥳

nothing rips you violently out of a mental breakdown like the fatal shooting of a neonazi

mowgli chip butty. save me mowgli chip butty

i miss my lovely autistic cheese-obsessed granddad

guess i'm into my dilf era lmao

thinkin bout the incredibly drunk trans guy in ggow who spent a good 15 mins trying to make sure me and my pals were getting home safe. didn't add him on snapchat like he requested because a) i do not use snapchat, and b) am pretty sure he was hitting on me despite his birth year starting with a 2

home after a five day trip. can't sleep bc i'm too excited about giving adam his bday presents tomorrow hehehehe

my ticket is not valid on any service within two hours of the cancelled train. am i expected to apply for a refund on my cheaper advance ticket and pay full price for a same-day? how is that fair?

anyone have a gripe with a company/person with a bluesky account? am in a particular mood and will fight on your behalf, just let me know their handle and their wrongdoings

while we're at it. @tpexpress.bsky.social cancelling my train with less than 24 hrs notice & delaying my journey by 2 hrs with no compensation is buckwild

if you went to chappell roan and you pushed past 100+ people to try and get on the bus: you're a cunt and you deserve the electric chair x

i am too much of a people pleaser to be good at my job lmao. the slightest bit of pushback and i am fawning like no fawn has ever fawned before

fuck AI!!! all my homies fucking hate AI!!!!

i am a marketer's dream bc now all i want is a pack of skittles and a bottle of peach iced tea

i have insta notifs on for mobo and nearly dropped my phone when they posted earlier. maybe i should put my phone away

mad kudos to the goth guy walking through levenshulme in a floor length leather trenchcoat in 30 degree heat. couldn't be me but i respect the hustle

i'm gonna make a shirt that says "mobo reunion confirmed" and wear it to every midwest emo adjacent show

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

goddamnit. now i gotta refund my trees tickets and drop a million pounds on mcr tickets

guess u could say i was bon deacon