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Gotta be clear: it’s a blast but I can only do it once a year and w a plan and blinders

Going to Whole Foods makes me feel like a rat being experimented on. Surrounded by temptations and unknown consequences

BET

the skunk was a big ol boy, really waddlin around in an exaggerated manner

wildlife i saw while driving the bus this passed work week (2/26-3/3)

1) 5-6 deer (columbus park)
2) hawk (Grand/Kedzie)
3) Skunk (Roosevelt/Kedzie)
4) run over cat, guts spilled, blood pooling, still twitching, woman standing over it (killer?) briefly before returning to her car (Jackson/Lotus)

wow honestly yeah, im mad jealous

Painting on the wall of @clockluvr.bsky.social ‘s house type beat

Olivia Jaimes’ run on Nancy was obvi incredible and iconic but Caroline cash is making the Nancy leo specifically needs to see in the world

FRITZI CANON DYKE EVERYTHING WAS WORTH IT

this wouldve killllled a hundered years ago or w/e

orange is the new black porn parody: ass is the new pussy

Mfw I’m patterned after delight as virtue and ponderance as vice

And then I say: hahaha , gotcha ! Can I try some of urs ;p

Me on a first date: I’m sort of , like , patterned after a dim reflection on a fogged mirror in a bare room lit by a weak sun losing a fight against a clouded afternoon sky coming in through frosted over windows that are small and high up and wired shut

Death and life of great American cities Jane Jacobs w a power broker chaser

It is such a mitzvah to let a bus rejoin traffic after servicing a stop. Triply so during heavy traffic. The two kinds of drivers that literally never do this:
Taxis
Cops

Im a jackalope girlie now . . . I don’t even know new wave anymore . . . Don’t even get the free coffee there like I used to . . .

I want to hang onto the idea that he was being homophobic but what he was being was honest

Today a coworker said “I thought you live in Logan square ?” And I said “what made you think that?” And he replied “I guess you just look like you live in Logan square” which is the most brutal read I’ve been served in quite awhile

I’ve seen this idea tried a million times in a million ways and none nail it like her

The summer weather edging is going too far. Is there a safe word, god ? A safe word for how I’m about to go insane if you don’t give me release ?

This shit being life, writing, love, friends, sex, nice weather, my beautiful bike Stella Luna (pictured below), the city of Chicago, being seen and known as well as seeing and knowing them too

Goslings in the pond, ATV and dirt bike boys in the streets, mama ? It’s summer

Deciding it’s summer by any means necessary

Weather got me thinkin about this fire Sammie I made to impress a girl last summer. Nerd her so bad (sandwich)

I kknow so many who say “fall is when I can really start dressing” but damn I just wear summer so good and I’ll miss her

Oh summer ? Oh it’s summer ? Oh well. . It is summer ?

Summer must feel sooo good if ur Leo