except for that one time. you know the one
02.03.2026 03:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0except for that one time. you know the one
02.03.2026 03:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the goddamn virginian made a goddamn oregon joke
02.03.2026 02:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it’s okay to play movies on the mounted TVs at bars but only if the movie is The Hunger (1983)
02.03.2026 02:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that’s law roach esquire to you
02.03.2026 02:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0legit can’t imagine being the kind of person who *has* to play GTA6
02.03.2026 01:57 — 👍 13 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
"Richard 'Skeets' Gallagher was an American stage, screen, and television actor." Older gray-haired gent in a suit and tie.
Ah, I've found Bluesky's favorite old-timey actor,
Dick Skeets
based
01.03.2026 22:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0me and the fellas used to call it being a “shit Midas” which, you know, is pretty self explanatory
01.03.2026 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0begging someone, anyone to just look at this cat
01.03.2026 09:16 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Obama chuckled. “You mean,”
01.03.2026 09:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0new pokey mans hahaha haha [my jaw falls off my dessicated skull, hits the ground and turns to dust]
28.02.2026 00:01 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1[blue ghost rapper from gorillaz “clint eastwood” voice] uh oh ya’ll, it’s gettin kinda hazy,
01.03.2026 03:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[every day] huh, the girls are fighting
28.02.2026 11:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I will not “turn on my monitor” first of all I will take her out to dinner and ask about her interests
28.02.2026 10:45 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*nodding sagely* thank u, 2008 financial crisis
28.02.2026 10:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Angelenos ride the D while New Yorkers take the L. Art imitates life
28.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Will Stancil chuckled. “You mean the chaos emeralds?”
28.02.2026 01:07 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sure hitler did the holocaust but he also loved his dog so who’s to say
28.02.2026 00:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0new pokey mans hahaha haha [my jaw falls off my dessicated skull, hits the ground and turns to dust]
28.02.2026 00:01 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
It's the weekend, baby
27.02.2026 23:57 — 👍 681 🔁 149 💬 14 📌 5it’s the quickest path to heaven! the sooner you go the less likely the marxist democrat party will try to steal it!
27.02.2026 05:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0burn it the fuck down
26.02.2026 20:01 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0wait are we talking about the state or the band
26.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my work is forcing us to take AI education courses that involve “role play” with bots to get them to answer questions a certain way and I left a 1 star review saying I’m insulted at having my time wasted. taking bets now on whether I get written up / fired lol
26.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot of Symphony of the Night showing the opening confrontation between Dracula and Richter. Dracula's dialogue is edited to read "Shut up, Belmont. I'm having a breakthrough. A-L-U-C... My god! It IS Dracula backwards!"
22.02.2026 23:44 — 👍 1952 🔁 576 💬 11 📌 7she’s giving Mother
25.02.2026 14:42 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You can eat just a little bit of raw chicken to build up a tolerance to food poisoning, allowing you to eat larger amounts of raw chicken
25.02.2026 06:02 — 👍 39 🔁 2 💬 8 📌 2