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read this in milhouseโ€™s voice

07.10.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[milk shoots out of nose]

07.10.2025 06:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bless up

07.10.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

best i can tell baby steps is celeste for boys

06.10.2025 07:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*clears throat* uwu!

07.10.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one thing I never got a good answer on is why beth gibbons changed up her vocal affect in the 2nd portishead album to be drastically more gremliny

07.10.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

images you can hear

07.10.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we need to come up with a Device to put sam altman into

06.10.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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press pause to be assigned one (1) vance

28.03.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

chuck schumer rapidly morphing into hans moleman before our very eyes

06.10.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

karl rural

06.10.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
James woods on twitter
โ€œwhatโ€™s wonderful about our constitution is that I donโ€™t need a reason. Now go feed your catsโ€
James has posted a bunch of camera gear arranged to look like a rifle

James woods on twitter โ€œwhatโ€™s wonderful about our constitution is that I donโ€™t need a reason. Now go feed your catsโ€ James has posted a bunch of camera gear arranged to look like a rifle

that this wasnโ€™t even an AI generated jape makes me extra fearful for the future

06.10.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.10.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

she handed me that hitachi to keep it safe. what am I supposed to do, hand it back to her broken? just because two guys fucked me?

06.10.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.10.2025 08:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s okay to google ppl before carrying water for them ๐Ÿ‘

06.10.2025 08:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Itโ€™s James woods, Iโ€™m not giving him the benefit of the doubt here

06.10.2025 08:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

big if true

06.10.2025 07:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anthrax would be a beautiful name for a girl

06.10.2025 07:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you really thought you had something here huh

06.10.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you cooked here

06.10.2025 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

makes it way harder to pop a backside 360 ollie

06.10.2025 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a propeller hat

a propeller hat

can never forgive jd vance for making these uncool

06.10.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.10.2025 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bootleg ms pac man is my new sleep paralysis demon

06.10.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I paid some etsy witches to perform the small peen incantation on jesse singal

06.10.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.10.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 339    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

can you make him shit his pants or is that too specific of an incantation

06.10.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the fascism understander has logged on

06.10.2025 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
James woods on twitter
โ€œwhatโ€™s wonderful about our constitution is that I donโ€™t need a reason. Now go feed your catsโ€
James has posted a bunch of camera gear arranged to look like a rifle

James woods on twitter โ€œwhatโ€™s wonderful about our constitution is that I donโ€™t need a reason. Now go feed your catsโ€ James has posted a bunch of camera gear arranged to look like a rifle

that this wasnโ€™t even an AI generated jape makes me extra fearful for the future

06.10.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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