shamwow guy Vince shlomi Shamwow guy loses gop bid for Texas 31st congressional district, blames “rhinos”
BREAKING: vince shlomi trampled by pack of ungulates, loses election
05.03.2026 11:02 — 👍 70 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 1
shamwow guy Vince shlomi Shamwow guy loses gop bid for Texas 31st congressional district, blames “rhinos”
BREAKING: vince shlomi trampled by pack of ungulates, loses election
05.03.2026 11:02 — 👍 70 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 1
shamwow guy Vince shlomi Shamwow guy loses gop bid for Texas 31st congressional district, blames “rhinos”
BREAKING: vince shlomi trampled by pack of ungulates, loses election
05.03.2026 11:02 — 👍 70 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 1Tim is there anything left in the budget to hire those etsy witches for one last score
05.03.2026 02:34 — 👍 68 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0RIP charlie daniels you’d have loved seeing benghazi go away
05.03.2026 02:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched ur sketty 🤙😎
05.03.2026 02:03 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0sisyphus would get all the way up the mountain if he’d just stop giving into the temptation to answer another chotiner question
05.03.2026 01:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thanks I hate it
05.03.2026 01:14 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this seems like it could be a really profitable grift and incredibly easy to boot. still more effort than I’d be willing to exert just to skim some dollars off of a bunch of horny old chuds
04.03.2026 23:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0jasmine crockett more like… jorkin. crammin jorkit. crasmin jorkin it. amirite
04.03.2026 23:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if these these billionaire tech bros are so smart why haven’t they invented a service that lets you pay someone to take your shits for you
04.03.2026 22:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Matt Yglesias with arms crossed and a weird smiley beady eyed face idk he looks so stupid lol
Chihuahua arms crossed
04.03.2026 20:44 — 👍 197 🔁 14 💬 6 📌 1if I was one of Saturn’s sons I would simply have given him a werther’s original
04.03.2026 22:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Today We Are All Mr. Pussy
04.03.2026 21:53 — 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
sorry to share a bird app post here but I was just reminded of this halfassed tweet from 2019 and lol lmao
04.03.2026 19:19 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0holy fucking shit lmao
04.03.2026 19:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0worst star wars character name ever
04.03.2026 08:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m not pregnant but can u imagine
04.03.2026 05:02 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0wouldn’t it just be bohnkers if godziller attacked?
04.03.2026 01:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it’s like if statler and waldorf fucked and ernie had their baby
04.03.2026 00:55 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0background character in a laika film lookin ass
04.03.2026 00:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0without hesitation
03.03.2026 23:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[chillin with the homies in the heliosphere] glad those other assholes aren’t here
03.03.2026 23:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
CNN graphic of Michael Bloomberg winning the democratic primary caucus in American Samoa
where is he now, in our darkest hour
03.03.2026 23:34 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0you know he’s got the best blow in the tri-city area
03.03.2026 23:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0OPEN THE SCHOOLS
03.03.2026 20:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it’s so hot the way the garbage man keeps suplexing the trash can like that
03.03.2026 19:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we need an expert like @chucktingle.bsky.social on the case
03.03.2026 17:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0