doc shartman

finally, a pocket of air in which i can declare openly that final fantasy XVI was Actually Pretty Good

Kings Row from Overwatch. A futuristic looking London neighborhood. A double decker bus hovers off the street

girls will be like “I know a place” and then take u here

I mostly agree but colosseo is the choice of psychopaths

Bank robber who held gun to Paula Deen’s head in 1987 heist found dead in NYC The convict who became infamous for holding up disgraced celebrity chef Paula Deen during a bank robbery in 1987 was found dead inside his Brooklyn apartment Thursday.

I hope my obituary goes at least this hard

boy kibble a great white boy “rapper” name “boy kibble” is pup player stolen valor

the heck is goin on On Here

The Chicago rat hole. A rat shaped indent in a slab of sidewalk concrete

this is what they took from you

brooo i had that eyeball. best toy ever

all-timer sports graphic dropped

maybe it’ll happen today (specifically referring to sam altman)

bug bunny halftime show send tweet

now I don’t even have to load that generator. thanks!

the nov 24 label does not ever miss

except for that one time. you know the one

the goddamn virginian made a goddamn oregon joke

it’s okay to play movies on the mounted TVs at bars but only if the movie is The Hunger (1983)

that’s law roach esquire to you

legit can’t imagine being the kind of person who *has* to play GTA6

"Richard 'Skeets' Gallagher was an American stage, screen, and television actor." Older gray-haired gent in a suit and tie.

Ah, I've found Bluesky's favorite old-timey actor,

Dick Skeets

based

me and the fellas used to call it being a “shit Midas” which, you know, is pretty self explanatory

begging someone, anyone to just look at this cat

Obama chuckled. “You mean,”

new pokey mans hahaha haha [my jaw falls off my dessicated skull, hits the ground and turns to dust]

[blue ghost rapper from gorillaz “clint eastwood” voice] uh oh ya’ll, it’s gettin kinda hazy,

[every day] huh, the girls are fighting

I will not “turn on my monitor” first of all I will take her out to dinner and ask about her interests

*nodding sagely* thank u, 2008 financial crisis

Angelenos ride the D while New Yorkers take the L. Art imitates life