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My friends and I visited Point Pleasant last year and I managed to get a quarter stuck in the statue's butt

The pokémon let's go games' plot is so funny, like wdym a couple 10 year olds are beefing with a major crime boss

When I die, I hope I make a noise like lego Yoda

Wish I had pokémon roms that changed nothing except adding partner eevee as the starter. I just want to sweep battles with my magic dog-fox-cat-thing while enjoying the plot

I think life would be better if women had thagomizers

This is a thagomizer btw

Anyone who yassifies Chick Hicks is good in my book

Smeargle counts

I love artist characters with hairstyles that look like paintbrushes SO MUCH

Rodeo clowns are the superior form of clown, like who else can entertain a crowd while being a distraction for a 1,500lb animal with hammers for feet and pickaxes on its head

Fear toxin, but it's in those fart bombs that inflate and pop

Who is Bobby and why are we pinning him

Cendeerpede

Who is Joe, and why are we drinking a cup of him

Sometimes I wonder where my wisdom and emotional maturity comes from, then I remember I binge watched the 2012 TMNT series at a young and impressionable age

Woah I've finally drawn something again
I came up with an idea for a Pokémon fan game where the gimmick is human and pokémon fusion. This is Professor Hemlock, the professor that greets you at the beginning of the game.

#pokemon #luxray #oc

There are two wolves inside me

This dog looks like he's gonna start projecting sentences into my brain

I wish clearer communication between humans and Pokémon was more canon in the games. Like some dex entries make it sound like some psychic types especially are intelligent enough to speak whether it be verbally or telepathically

I want to join team rocket for no reason other than I could do better. I could crush a 10 year old protagonist.

Poker chips are an f tier snack. 0/10 would not eat again

If a shapeshifter turns into a chicken, lay an egg, turn into a different animal, then eat that egg, is it cannibalism?

I'm not wife material, I'm silly henchman material

Alternate version of I, Me, Myself where instead of an amab transitioning because they're in love with a cishet guy, it's an afab transitioning because they're in love with a gay man

(Could I be totally misinterpreting the original song? Probably, but I'm thinking about it anyway)

I could be a pollinator if I tried hard enough

So crasy that carnivorous ungulates existed

Soon they're gonna be dog sized which is honestly the dream

Every time I see someone's pet jumping spider, I swear they keep getting bigger

You're close YouTube, but that's just a British guy, not British tv

Just realized I've sat through 9 seasons of The Office and I remember none of it