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You can't blame Max Landis for being the way he is. He had a helicopter parent

ok this is pretty rad

yes

pitchfork, consequence of sound, and uproxx all decided it wasn't worth mentioning ceelo's allegations when writing about gnarls barkley today

🙏🫡

this is a really good way to write up a spurious project

I’m not going to get into this again but the defund the police critique remains complete bullshit

yes we can was nonspecific

lock her up doesn’t lay out why or for what

make america great again couldn’t be less specific

this critique is pure reactionary nonsense filtered through pundits

yup, saw the same thing last weekend

ahh yes I'm Gen Z now if anyone asks

If you shout “fuck-ass bitch” while Trump is speaking you’ll receive $1 billion in donations tomorrow and immediately become the 2028 frontrunner. It’s crucial you do not do this.

i was expecting this to be a copaganda puff piece but wow, absolute loser shit

RECIRCULATED, NOT HOARDED is a winning message!

It really is fascinating how overt it now is that there are certain - really not controversial - ideas that you aren’t allowed to say on television.

how inspiring, jamison

The list has not steered me wrong yet

Uh, I'm pretty sure a guy who looked like this went on national TV and told me that the ICE surge was over, that the people of Minneapolis had driven them out, despite absolutely no evidence and only the word of noted liar Tom Homan

Just walk out skeleton meme If it sucks… hit da bricks real winners quit

important reminder for any remaining government lawyers staring down this nightmare case load:

real winners quit

america is a place where the president illegally demolishes the economy for a year before the wizard council decides he wasn’t supposed to do that

One of the things that personally drives me crazy in the U.S. is how youth sports/athletic activities went from a part of the public good (municipal leagues and fields! rec centers! public parks!) to a privatized, expensive, highly competitive, highly structured pursuit for wealthy kids’ résumés

It would be a lot easier for people to “shop local” if we weren't already spending a bunch of money fundraising to keep our neighbors in their homes and fed because Gov Walz refuses to do an eviction moratorium.

thank you for the billboard downtown, city of minneapolis. both council members representing downtown voted against a $7 million fund for helping small business owners yesterday, so an empty symbolic gesture of a billboard thanking us is just chef's kiss on top of it all

the city of minneapolis is spending money on clear channel billboards right now???

Threads like this are why the internet exists. Everything else is just noise. bsky.app/profile/cowt...

be a Robert Duvall, not a Robert Don’t-vall

if I had given this dope money, I’d feel like such a mark right now

This is, I think, a perfect encapsulation of Jacob’s whole ~deal~ in a crisis:

1) do absolutely nothing (afraid)
2) soundbyte soundbyte soundbyte
3) do absolute nothing (aggressive)
4) ✨CEO party✨

Billy DeVilly bringing the heat this morning