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Damn summer over fr 🤦🏿‍♂️

I'm rollin up some shit called Bath Salt.

It got like a soft salty aftertaste... but smooth

What The Fuck happened on September 21st?

...🤦🏿‍♂️Deadass tho

I got a Sam's membership

(Same Concepts as Costco)

But the way them lines be at the cafe ...I KNOW people don't be playin bout them mfs lol

That $1.50 the devil nigha 😂😂

The only reason I'm finna get my black ass up is roll this blunt and grab a bottle of water

Random ass thought:

Seein people eat a hotdog is one a the most nastiest things to me lol

So last night me and sleep and got reacquainted

I done seen it all.

I love when somebody play the villain. Then you end up cookin they ass/standing up for yoself

...then all of a sudden that villain play turn victim lol lol 🤦🏿‍♂️

Everytime I hear the word 'Vegan' I tho up a lil bit in my mouth

Banana strawberries blueberries ANY type a yogurt

...Throw that shit in the blender with some ice yo eyes gon roll back like a fentanyl high

Yogurt tooooo 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

If you can find black cherry...

🤯🤯🤯 lol

I'm on a mission right now for a omlette and some cut up fruit.

I just read Redzone gon have commercials this year...

I bootleg that shit anyway but NFL be on some janky shit lol

When I looked at this pic I heard the words

"More Sugar"

😭😭😭

Yo if you got money in America

...Yo ass can LITERALLY get away with ANYthing

lol you know you see it

Don't come for me lmaooo that was a fuckin joke

😂😂😂

If she ain't delete the photo she can DEF take a joke...

She look like Malloy off Brickleberry in this damn picture

Only reason I'm still up right now is I can go back to sleep until at least 4pm today if a nigha really wanted to lol

Between the ages of 12-17 I was grounded at least 1 week out every month.

My momma set of 'Tree Of Knowledge' Encyclopedia set HELD ME DOWN lol

I know it's early

...but yall Wimminz be fine as fuck man lol 🤦🏿‍♂️

Wearing jean shorts in 2025 in crazy to me lol

I count my blessings on a abacus.

I'm at the point now like fuck fighting to go back to sleep if I'm up I'm up

Yo is it just me...

or do between the hours of 12-5AM water be hittin different?!

lol I'm bout to pass yall this weed so we can go to sleep

I be tryn to figure that shit out on a nightly basis.

Dawg..

I ain't realize how fuckin stoned I am til I just went thu the car wash lol

What time you goin down there?