Dougie Jones

I kind of felt the same at first but Gnawty, Expresso and the DKC1 section gives me hope that they're holding a lot back.

That got me kicked out of The New Union bruv

I had a brilliant night out on Canal Street in Manchester but everyone sounds like @mattcornah.bsky.social

Weirdly when I tried chatting people up with Donkey Kong references I kept failing. @dkvine.com

I don't know whether to be flattered or terrified.

I'm flattered that my suggestion of @mattcornah.bsky.social returning is the only reason this happened.

@dkvine.com this is not a joke, a pre-owned electronics store in the UK is running Diddy Kong Racing on their 65 inch televisions to show off the colour depth

I was in Cardiff last weekend for the first time since 2017. It felt so surreal not having the expo there. Mad times.

Botw is the best Zelda game of the last 25 years. DKL2 is the worst mainline DK game.

But DK is my fave series.

It's a tie.

I'm not divorced tbf

I've enjoyed it every time I've started it but I've never finished it and because of my completionist mindset I can't move on to the sequels. One day.

Thank you for that candid response Hyle. You're a gem.

@dkvine.com make it happen lads

Happy new year's eve eve from a huge fan of your ever-deceasing presence on the KongVersation.

A fan of your appearances. Not a fan of the fact they're decreasing.

Gulp.

Your face IS a flap lololololol

N64

Every time I try calling it cuts out immediately 🥺

If it's not 5 hours long we riot.

Yeah but NSO is the first time when Nintendo have freely just dumped Japanese ROMs on their services for us. There shouldn't need to be a workaround, it's just weird. Donkey Kong yet again being shafted.

They'd need to create a new GBA: Mature channel for that.

DK Vine • News • You're Getting Sheepy. Very, Very Sheepy: Donkey Kong Land III Rekoils on Nintendo Switch Online 1997's final installment of the trilogy arrives eight days after Donkey Kong Land 2.

Donkey Kong Land III, the 1997 adventure where Donkey and Diddy turn into sexists, Wrinkly forgets how to pronounce "Kremlings" as she slides into dementia, and the enigmatic "Bear Bear" teaches children how to gamble, has arrived on Nintendo Switch Online!

I'm really disappointed they didn't release the JP version alongside the Western one. Also it's weird how DKL and DKL2 were 4 days apart but DKL2 and DKLIII were 8. Maybe we'll get DK64 is 16 days? And then Diddy Kong Racing 32 days after that?

It's his best performance in the series.

More importantly... Why is the image for Doctor Who the retired logo from the naughties...?

Are you still working on Lobo? I listened to some back episodes of your podcast and you and the old host were writing for it or something.

He was actually a commander on the Battlestar Pegasus.

I just have a bunch of porn bots trying to follow me..

It's because you are the MAN

Still figuring this all out and trying to import my old tweets but hello everyone, I've made the jump!