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"Eat well, crap well, and sleep well. You can solve most of life's problems with those simple steps."

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New Zealand Rolls Out the Welcome Mat for Wealthy American Home Buyers

The country’s budding startup scene and changes to its Active Investor Plus visa program have led to an influx of venture capitalists, entrepreneurs and advisers

New Zealand Rolls Out the Welcome Mat for Wealthy American Home Buyers The country’s budding startup scene and changes to its Active Investor Plus visa program have led to an influx of venture capitalists, entrepreneurs and advisers

fuck off we're full

28.02.2026 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
27.02.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1264    πŸ” 248    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 5

real and true

27.02.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wow the new starter pokemon all look really dumb, I can't choose one because I hate them all :(

27.02.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sam altman sure does talk a lot of shit for someone with such a punchable face

23.02.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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High-speed cyber battle shmup "Blaze of Storm" was released today on Steam/Switch.
We're offering a 20% discount on the release sale! Please give it a try!

for Nintendo Switch
US: www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
EU: www.nintendo.co.uk/Games/Ninten...

for Steam
store.steampowered.com/app/3513070/

18.02.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 8
screenshot of a tweet by nobuo uematsu
he shares a photo of valentine's day tacos
they are tortillas with ground meat and a slice of american cheese

screenshot of a tweet by nobuo uematsu he shares a photo of valentine's day tacos they are tortillas with ground meat and a slice of american cheese

i keep thinking about these tacos nobuo uematsu posted

absolute spot-on representation of mexican food in japan

15.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2109    πŸ” 418    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 66

this mf took however many millions of years to evolve out of the sea then was like "nah fuck this shit" and turned right around

10.02.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of a "recommended" generated playlist on YouTube. it's called "K-Pop". All the artists listed are Japanese: Unlucky Morpheus, Band-Maid, East of Eden.

screenshot of a "recommended" generated playlist on YouTube. it's called "K-Pop". All the artists listed are Japanese: Unlucky Morpheus, Band-Maid, East of Eden.

does youtube know that Korea and Japan are different countries

10.02.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

09.02.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7155    πŸ” 876    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 37
halftime show

halftime show

what a shot

09.02.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 20037    πŸ” 3463    πŸ’¬ 96    πŸ“Œ 137

seattle lfg

09.02.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

running backs rule

09.02.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No Kings includes Draft Kings

08.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 26114    πŸ” 6103    πŸ’¬ 185    πŸ“Œ 110

why did the super bowl coverage shout out beyonce's husband but not beyonce

09.02.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

imagine going back in time and telling '90s white women that in the future folks will be getting potentially life-threatening surgery to make their butts bigger

07.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

whose clever is was """long weekends"""? someone without kids i assume

05.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"How old is your little one?"
[say literally any number]
"Ohhh, yeah that's a tough age but don't worry, it gets easier when they get older"

04.02.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

does parenting ever actually "get easier when they're older" or is that just a thing people say

04.02.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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are the animals in Maisy children or adults

03.02.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In case you're not aware, to get a entertainment / performance visa to the US requires being able to show you're bringing something into the US that rhe country can't produce by itself.

Mull that around. You may be a respected European metal band, yet, some ICE brown shirt gets to decide your worth

01.02.2026 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I also need to find a good, affordable way to print CD and DVD cover inserts, if anyone has ideas πŸ€”

(Yes, I uncovered an old wallet full of discs I want to re-case, but the inserts are long long gone)

01.02.2026 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

good to know! I was thinking it might have to come to that.

01.02.2026 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

so empty DVD and jewel cases are hard to find in 2026,huh? 😭

01.02.2026 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
DREAMCRUSH, by MØL 11 track album

the new MØL is so extremely good y'all

#blackgaze

moeldk.bandcamp.com/album/dreamc...

30.01.2026 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

✊

28.01.2026 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 17704    πŸ” 6747    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 65

ICE has killed 9 folks in the first 26 days of β€˜26:

β€’ Alex Pretti
β€’ Renee Good
β€’ Keith Porter
β€’ Heber Sanchaz DomΓ­nguez
β€’ Victor Manuel Diaz
β€’ Parady La
β€’ Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz
β€’ Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres
β€’ Geraldo Lunas Campos

They all deserve justice. And for us to remember their names.

26.01.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2346    πŸ” 1325    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 23

I used to enjoy Bills by Lunchmoney Lewis

#ThanksLuxon

28.01.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A small Best Foods mayonnaise has gone up 44% in 4 years #ThanksLuxon

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