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FT the Derg

@ftthederg.bsky.social

I'm a dragon. No one under 18 allowed in dis cave~ I do NOMS!

1,110 Followers  |  284 Following  |  1,252 Posts  |  Joined: 04.09.2023
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Been enjoying fishing and then they go ahead and add a cute chubby fox NPC...

...you know I can't help myself with cute chubby foxes, especially when they're wearing fun burpables!

09.03.2026 19:16 — 👍 30    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
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Seeing naughty pictures of Fox gets such a weird reaction out of me. Sometimes they look hot, but then I barely feel anything and my mind starts going "eat the fox" until I eventually just draw his fat ass getting ate x3 I hate being sick, I can't draw it right now. Fox is best food in the galaxy :P

08.03.2026 18:31 — 👍 46    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0
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...I love that this site is basically just Garctic Phone with complete strangers. I'm actually impressed with that 60 second Rango

06.03.2026 23:03 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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I tried my best with 60 seconds and a mouse! :D

06.03.2026 22:54 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Remarkable. Thank you random "Ai" artist :D

06.03.2026 22:46 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Beautiful~

06.03.2026 14:33 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Took 'em 11 seasons to bring back the smart walkers Darabont had.

I'd doubt we'd have any of those dumb infinite ammo shootouts from the later seasons, too.

05.03.2026 01:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BIG SAME.

I mean, up until the mid point of Season 5 was *good* but one can't help but wonder how much BETTER it would have been had Darabont not been fired.

05.03.2026 01:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

His own *Urrp* fault for looking so delicious *patpatpat*

03.03.2026 22:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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oh wait i have some recent(ish) comms i can post hold on

i've done more than this but i figure I'd at least share a few!! maybe i'll try and remember to post more though so y'all know this account isn't dead

01.03.2026 23:42 — 👍 219    🔁 45    💬 3    📌 0
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Managed to finish something!

Me and who? ....or rather, me IN who?

01.03.2026 21:05 — 👍 36    🔁 6    💬 4    📌 0

Guh... been a month since my birthday and I feel like I aged 30 years...

01.03.2026 20:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Attempted to see if I had recovered enough to draw, managed to sketch out the beginnings of Freddy the Ferret stuffing FT into his jaws :3

01.03.2026 17:27 — 👍 34    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0

Oooh?

01.03.2026 15:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Honestly.... mood rn~

...Also me and who?

01.03.2026 15:06 — 👍 41    🔁 5    💬 5    📌 0

Ahh... the life of a switch~ One day, you wake up wanting to devour half the planet...

...then the next day, you wake up wanting to put yourself on the menu and see who comes ordering~!

01.03.2026 14:35 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Got Kyle on my mind again... wish I wasn't in so much pain that I could draw this chubby cutie...

28.02.2026 21:15 — 👍 35    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

At this rate, you'll have to serve them to me on a plate 'cause I can't get outta bed to go after 'em myself~

28.02.2026 00:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"I love winter! It's the best"

Me: *Bed-ridden in intense pain from having to shovel record-amounts of snow within the past couple of days* ...yeah... it's fuckin' great.

27.02.2026 23:58 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Mmmm good Palki.... *Urrrrrps, pats belly* Melt for your dragon...

26.02.2026 22:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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26.02.2026 16:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
26.02.2026 16:03 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah :P

And I know which one you want!

25.02.2026 18:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ahh, I remember Ceiling Cat well~

25.02.2026 18:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Got that dog in me~

Been a while since I've had Brian in my belly! He's usually been stuck inside a coyote these days~

25.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 35    🔁 7    💬 3    📌 0

...I feel old now.

25.02.2026 15:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honorable mentions from my early days of the internet:
"Ermahgerd"
"Hello my future girlfriend"
"One does not simply"
"The dancing baby"
"Why u no"
That Bill and Ted Keanu meme
"That would be greeeeat"
That one stoned guy

25.02.2026 15:03 — 👍 14    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 2
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Well, the hooman version of me is prey-only so... x3

24.02.2026 20:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Aww, that is such a cute little tumby <3 Preds with hoodies hit me in all the right places ^_^

24.02.2026 14:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0