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SmolCatDadπŸ”ž

@smolcatdad.com.bsky.social

Multilayered OS Software running in a meat vessel. Take no shit, allow no harm He/him, Software engineer, TTRPG creator, cat rescue operator, woodworker, home diy, giving "Dad advice" 40ish, bi, happily married, monogamous, nurturing dom/owner, ADHD, ASD

162 Followers  |  213 Following  |  1,224 Posts  |  Joined: 22.10.2024  |  2.4574

Latest posts by smolcatdad.com on Bluesky

Resign.

10.11.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1515    πŸ” 197    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 1

<sarcasm>but how will they live the full Highschool Girl Experience unless mean girls ridicule and nitpick their fashion choices to tear down their sense of self<sarcasm> (I was not a fan of highschool)

09.11.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How do you professionally play and review games without burning out on what is a past time/stress relief for most players?

08.11.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Wait... So, it's not supposed to make me want to turn you into an empty headed purring puddle at my feet?

... I'd like to file a bug report ...

07.11.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad you're having fun, be safe... Or else

07.11.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know of no reason Why
[...]
should
ever
be
forgot...

06.11.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How did I not know about the @pronouns.diy pronoun labeller? It's so handy! Use it if you give a fuck about pronouns.

06.11.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@nevernyx.bsky.social if you haven't read this ridiculous shit you need to read this ridiculous shit.

06.11.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When you're so pathetically bullyable that a glorified sticker can tell you what to do.

Of course, we all know it's what you actually want and you're just too weak-willed to do it without instruction.

It's cute πŸ’• ... It's also hilarious, and I cannot stop laughing at your account, haha.

05.11.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This audience is going to be on high alert for trolls, sorry you caught a bit of friendly fire for that

05.11.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a nypd shirt is talking on her phone Alt: Oh dang.
05.11.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

... You finally have my attention

04.11.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Survival is resistance. Survive.

04.11.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ty for beating me to it.

02.11.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're right. You should give them to me to safely play with

01.11.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, that's good, you're doing good, and thanks for making the space better

01.11.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon with the words go on and kiss the gege Alt: Sebastian tries to get the lonely lesbian to shoot her shot
01.11.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You've been fine and wonderful! Don't let the anxiety warp the reality. (As a GAD sufferer... "Let" is an unkind demand I know, but believe me when I say it lies)

01.11.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Middle right is a previous of a might before my wife complains for a week on how I need to "dial in" bite pressure... Like l have control when I'm feral?

Honestly, you expect feral beast not to savage fair maiden? Come on. You TRAINED the feral beast. Reap what you sow and all that ... *Grumbles*

01.11.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yaaaay Happy for you!

01.11.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#whenTheBoobaTooGood

01.11.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wwweeeeeeooooo! (I'm in high spirits, and I hope all of you know your worth knowing)

01.11.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking likewise! Rock the world, my fox friend!

01.11.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I adopted a puppy....

01.11.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That makes sense. You know how to conduct yourself, and the rubber is an excellent insulator.

30.10.2025 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

... She said, purchasing the muzzle herself, protesting the whole time...

30.10.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing sunglasses is holding a drink with an umbrella and the words oh no behind her Alt: a woman wearing sunglasses is holding a drink with an umbrella and the words oh no behind her. She's not upset at all.
30.10.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A screen cap of my post being liked by LeonDuvall

A screen cap of my post being liked by LeonDuvall

30.10.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shame if someone mentioned him ...

29.10.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I believe somehound needs to be pinned down and muzzled for her own good

29.10.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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