Nazgûl No 4

Poster for the Mordor Christmas Market.

It's tiiiiiime! Get yourself ready for the most wonderful time of the year✨️

By Oromë’s mighty buttcheeks, I have a lot to learn on the dance floor 👀

Best of Naruk Naruto king of the "Dirty Dancing" lift🤭

*swirls his drink*

They’re special because they’re your knees. I doubt she’d care if I waved mine around.

You know…

*sighs and shakes his head so his wig slips a little*

Well. I think she loves you dearly as well. It’s just a bit…

*he leans over*

…kinky, you know? She’s being playful. Playing with power. I don’t think she meant to hurt you. I think you’re in for a fun night.

*gulps drink*

Karen is a state of mind, old man.

Agree! We are a fierce dwarf, an inquisitive hobbit, and two fearsome Nazgûl. Let us finds the milkshake that brings the girls to the yard! And if it doesn’t exist, we’ll make them make it.

All milkshakes? Just lads? That’s massive oversight of the dairy industry, I must say.

*laughs*

Maybe lay off those pumpkin cocktails. You’re seeing double the Nazgûl!

Me, I’m Elvish Presley. Obviously.

The old chief! How is retirement?

Darcy… Darcy… isn’t that the girl who rides a storm with her dog and kills witches?

I did think I saw a pale pink ghost by the hot cider stand.

I can’t fault her logic. It’s easier when both are crazy, or neither. What is she doing?

I can’t say the moon affects me much. It used to keep me awake when I was mortal, but not these days.

I agree with that. Sometimes, making peace with the here and now is the best we can do.

Well, let me show you then…

*slowly pushes Euan in the direction of a dark corner*

Don’t worry; this is Mordor. You could roll yourself around in a pile of ash and be appropriately dressed for most occasions.

And thank you. It’s been a few hundred years perhaps since I’ve thrown a party. It has been fun.

Say spooky dooky! 📸 this is for the family album

Not even in a fun way? 😏

Farinor! Sounds like Fred went pillaging, or tried to.

Did Ernil dress you?

Sorry, I am late. Fred can't read a sea chart and we went the wrong way. Also, he thinks he is a pirate. By the way, Ernil, what is this costume supposed to be? Someone named Darcy or something?

What brings ladies to a land? Gold? Alliances? An ad in the Arda Times? Milkshakes?

Except you’re Baby in this equation 😏

One day, perhaps. It’s difficult even to imagine eternal life for one originally mortal. As of now, in this weird timeline, we all exist in a kind of truce, between worlds. For now, that is alright.

Turns out my gym is actually haunted by the dream of becoming a dancer 😆

*nods quietly*

I suppose I have forgotten the words for death, having been removed from it for so long.

I think I don't know how to do Halloween 🫢🖤 *He accidentally becomes a goth, wearing black cloak and tunics and using ashes to paint his eyes* I had no idea what to wear but... Anyway, no Herald duties tonight 👀
Happy Halloween 🎃

(Depeche mode music playing)

Welcome, Lord Elrond! We have all been curious about you. A very Mordorian look, and it suits you well.

Please, enjoy yourself!

Dangerous dance move incoming 🤭 We’re undead already, after all, right @nazgulno6.bsky.social

Sooo, how’s married life treating you?

You need to get out more, girl. That spider only has eyes for her elf, regardless of how many eyes or legs she might have at any given moment.