Willie Mackenzie

Deep breath my friends. You can’t worry all the time

You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems

For non-Brits: nobody can afford to get sued by revved-up wingnuts and crackpots armed with JK Rowling’s money, and nobody wants to be the next organisation protested by the far right and monstered into the heart of the earth by the world’s most poisonous media outlets. So they are folding.

Hey everyone, here's the news, if you aren't a high earner, entrepreneur or a "skilled frontline worker" (whatever the fuck that means) the "Labour" Party says you aren't contributing, you're a taker!

Growth = losing hard

Scottish Conservative peer defects to Reform UK Malcolm Offord appeared at a rally alongside Nigel Farage in Falkirk on Saturday to announce the move.

There are two categories of Reform supporter: millionaires and fuckwits. Check your bank balance to discover the one to which you belong.
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Tbf Labour are steadfastly committed to going down in the polls, so that tracks.

it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying

Lads can we stop with the "hahahaha trans men can go and shock all the ladies with their beardy muscley-ness" whenever trans women are banned from something.
1. Cos the EHRC "guidance" literally said we can't use the ladies' if we are masculine-appearing but can't use the gents' either! /1

Sounds like something you’d wear to paint a roundabout, or defend a statue

You cannot beat a mutt 🐕. They are the best of all things.

Trans women to be barred from main Labour women’s conference in 2026 All delegates will be able to attend fringe programme as party tries to find compromise while complying with supreme court ruling on gender

Labour continuing to do its upmost to make some sections of society feel completely isolated and forgotten. SMH.

Cometh the hour, cometh the narcissistic megalomaniac

"Police have taken them into custardy" has ended me.

Does Eurovision have a Peace Prize?

They didn’t change it to ‘the Mountbatten-Windsor?’

Things that should happen:

Race Across The World - but just edits to show all the cute dogs along the way.

It’s like the inverse of this :

And let’s not even start on how she’s had more ‘work’ done than all of the trans folk she belittles, mocks and piles on to …

‘Mon the orcas

Imagine sitting in your castle thinking how to spend your millions:
Helping sick children? Nah!
Find a cure for cancer? Nah!
Save some cute pandas? Nah!
Funding interminable legal cases to ostracise a minority out of daily life?

"Farage in Falkirk? It should make our stomachs heave to have him in Scotland" Nigel Farage’s Falkirk visit sparks outrage, with many Scots saying his presence north of the border should make “our stomachs heave”.

Farage arrives in Scotland today, and it should make our collective stomach heave that this repulsive, dangerous extremist has crossed the border. Amid scapegoating schoolkids and allegations of antisemitism anyone who supports this man is morally in the gutter

My @heraldscotland.bsky.social column

Extremely Scottish measure of inflation: the god tier item in everyday chocolate biscuits (and adjacent), Tunnock's Caramel Wafers, used to be accordingly luxuriously priced compared to your big multinational KitKats or Twixes. Now they are cheaper, and have neither cut pack size nor biscuit size!

Hugely unsurprising news

The FIFA Peace Prize
The Love Island Prize for Particle Physics
The RuPaul's Drag Race Prize for Applied Mathematics
The Strictly Come Dancing Prize for Economic Theory
The Never Mind the Buzzcocks Prize for Architecture
The Farage Prize for Anti-Racism
The Eurovision Prize for Moral Philosophy

FIFA Peace Prize Several gold hands hold up a globe with their fingertips

trapped souls of the dead lusting for vengeance-ass trophy
never seen a more clearly cursed object

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS

Yes but you see it’s a Labour invalidation and therefore it’s fine

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