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if i hear the song "back to friends" by sombr again i am going to drive my wheelchair accessible minivan into the showroom of a furniture store

Watched "Rooster" and it got me to laugh hard.

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

we have saved daylight

but at what cost

The only thing hard to explain to a child about homosexuality is why they should care.

Drop a gif you can hear

Just another kid from Ames … #BlueCy

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

patriotism re-entering my body the second kyle schwarber drills a 500 foot dinger off the british

before you get mad at Timothee Chalamet for saying no one goes to the opera please stop and consider how close the opera house is to Crime Alley

Oh look ISU remembered they are a great team.

finally watched Casablanca. wild in this day and age for something to actually live up to the hype

Last Stop at Yuma County is such a fun dark twisted little movie.

These taste how Payless used to smell

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

Other things the U.S. government do with $50 billion taxpayer dollars:
—Clear the medical debt of 20 million Americans
—House every homeless veteran 113 times
—Prevent 6.2 million Americans from being kicked off Medicaid
—Buy the entire state of Nevada a late model Toyota Corolla

I haven't run all the scenarios yet... but I'm fairly certain these are the big ones for #Cyclones #BlueCy:

ISU W, HOU 2 L & KU L = 3 seed
ISU W, HOU 2 L & KU W = 4 seed
ISU W, HOU 1 or 0 L & KU L = 4 seed
ISU W, HOU 1 or 0 L & KU W = 5 seed
ISU L, TCU L = 5 seed
ISU L, TCU W = 6 seed

Seems like every other week I'm going to a visitation or a funeral. I don't advertise my day job on here. But if you need someone to talk to about life insurance. Hit me up. I'm licensed in Minnesota, Missouri and Iowa.

Okay if fucking Trump outlasts Bruce Campbell I'm fighting god barefoot in a Waffle House parking lot.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window in an office . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window in an office .

Go Cyclones.

Being polite. The world is full of raging assholes (especially since we were locked in for covid, pretending happy hours in drawers on zoom was fine) and saying please and thank you and meaning it goes sooo far these days.

I don’t care what they say this is a good website

Sneakers.

End credits are an all timer.

Remember when Iowa State had an elite defense?