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Seems like every other week I'm going to a visitation or a funeral. I don't advertise my day job on here. But if you need someone to talk to about life insurance. Hit me up. I'm licensed in Minnesota, Missouri and Iowa.

Okay if fucking Trump outlasts Bruce Campbell I'm fighting god barefoot in a Waffle House parking lot.

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Go Cyclones.

Being polite. The world is full of raging assholes (especially since we were locked in for covid, pretending happy hours in drawers on zoom was fine) and saying please and thank you and meaning it goes sooo far these days.

I don’t care what they say this is a good website

Sneakers.

End credits are an all timer.

Remember when Iowa State had an elite defense?

Be more annoyed about getting fucked by the refs if we weren't playing like complete garbage.

Every March Madness article is going pick Iowa State as the first top seed to lose.

Well everything sucks.

"I am your way out. This world has already left you for dead. Won’t let you build. Won’t let you fellowship. We will do just that. Together. Forever."

In the criminal justice system, snowball-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Snowball Unit. These are their stories.

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My review of "The Boondock Saints" in gif form.

Breaking News: Matt Shaw struggles moving from the far right to the center.

Staring down the ISU roster to get them to make free throws.

[watching hundreds of guests get maimed and eaten by some of history's most efficient predators] ok but i'm different tho

Craig.....

Imagine torturing yourself watching what we all knew was gonna be steaming garbage and infuriating while you scream at your tv wondering how we got here.

Obviously I’m referring to Iowa State shooting FTs

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Trying to talk about certain parts of this movie like...

Casablanca is on my Mt Rushmore of movies. Amazing one liners peppered throughout, a political message and still manages a romance story that ends in a completely non-storybook way

Watching The Boondock Saints for our St Paddy's Day episode of Back to the Movies. Recording tomorrow.

instantly assumed this was a kaiju situation

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HEADLINE: Jack Hughes breaks silence on Trump's comments
JACK HUGHES: "'People are so negative out there and they are just trying to find a reason to put people down and make something out of almost nothing."
ME:

Back to the Movies: 2.13 Casablanca

If you've never seen Casablanca it's on HBO. Fix that problem. I made @smfen.bsky.social @jakevos.bsky.social watch it for Back to the Movies. open.spotify.com/episode/3VgE...

screencap from shoresy: "lets kill some guys"

me getting ready to play GoldenEye on N64 at an irresponsibly young age

This is important

I’m so proud of these dudes whose social media content I will never, ever check

I’d beat your ass if you handed me a stuffed animal after I lost