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is sasquatch bigfoot’s name?

04.01.2026 22:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it’s cute when a corgi takes a dump in the neighborhood park, but when i do it i get the cops called on me

23.08.2025 18:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it’s kind of sad that there’s no single player rock paper scissors option

02.08.2025 21:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

friend zone: an app where you hire a “friend” to spend time with you when you are getting treated for illness at home (nurse not included)

29.07.2025 05:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

overalls are fun to wear until you have to take a big ‘ol dookie

25.05.2025 20:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sorry, I’m gonna have to cancel all my plans for the rest of the week. I just got word that spy kids: the Island of lost dreams is now streaming for free on the Roku channel and I want to make use of it being free.
I don’t know when I will be back.
Don’t call me.

04.05.2025 15:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it’s probably a good thing that fire hurts

03.05.2025 07:18 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

a drone shot of me waking up in the morning

14.11.2024 07:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0