darren

I woke up from my nap yesterday with what feels like a postictal headache, and I still have it, and when I tried sleeping last night I kept having mycoclonic jerks

my favorite game: "do I just feel like shit, do I feel like shit because I have a seizure incoming, or did I already have a seizure and not know"

got my ears pierced finally :3

MY UNEMPLOYED ERA IS OVER!! I got a job offer at my top choice school!!

cover them up, slut

also thats why i forgot about bluesky ive been a bit distracted and busy lmao hi

been having the worst time of my life bc since august ive lost my job, had surgery, and my dad passed away unexpectedly. but im feeling very optimistic about a job ive been interviewing for, and some things are getting better

I lived

heading to surgery 🙏

sugar baby arc

finally cut my hair

everytime someone explains the way they use chat GPT to write their emails it always sounds easier to just do it yourself lmaoo

statistically by now we're looking for a body

you should try making some silken tofu chocolate pudding, it's great and also like, full of protein, so i can devour lots and not have to worry 💀

I'm writing seven one shots for next week bc it's Lighterwise week so there'll be even more nsfw 💀💀 the drafts of those are also a lot better than this fic imo

here u go! archiveofourown.org/works/658241... I'm def a bit rusty bc I'd already rewrite a lot of it ashdkfl but it was good practice for actually getting back into fic writing

nice

i always feel like
somebody's watching me

I put it in my cubicle so during meetings and remote classes I have a giant version of my head behind me

I'm fucking screaming, some students got me two GIANT FLAGS of my face 😭😭😭😭

If anybody wants to read it you can find it here: archiveofourown.org/works/658241...

I'm considering it "erotica with characterization" instead of "porn without plot." it's a ZZZ lighter/wise fic but you can pretty easily read it without knowing the characters

I published the first chapter of my fic 😬 this is my first time uploading anything since like 11th grade so I'm pretty nervous about it, but I think I'm satisfied

the end of this school year is DRAGGGGING

I will! at some point soon. it's a Lighter/Wise zzz fic lmao

wrote 11k words of a fic before realizing I didn't want it past tense and now I've been rewriting it all lmao

I took a ten minute ambulance ride a few years back and it costed 2000 dollars lmao

my biggest hobby is responding to emails after work hours. I do it for the thrill. the adrenaline. nothing else comes close 😌

the nostalgia to conservative pipeline is real and dangerous 🚨🚨 be wary and protect you and your loved ones