Laura Lawrence

Yes that's true.

*sobs in Sheffield Wednesday*

Can we stop comparing *any* UK leaders with Churchill please? Thatcher wasn’t Churchill, Boris bloody Johnson wasn’t Churchill, and Keir Starmer wasn’t Churchill.

Even Churchill wasn’t the Churchill everyone imagines.

Just shut up about Churchill.

From Board of Peace to bored of peace...

Our new issue of The Eye on sale now!

Does he do buckets though?

And if you were under any illusion about who is actually running Trump, the fanatical religious Christian right.

Great little video on accessibility at football matches from Bournemouth

Trump belittles Starmer with 'no Churchill' jibe but can the special relationship recover? The remarks came amid a row over the refusal to permit the use of UK bases for the initial US-Israel strikes.

A special relationship is built on mutual love and respect.

An abusive relationship is when your partner belittles you, gives nothing back, threatens you, keeps negatively comparing you to an ex partner and despite it all assumes you'll always be there for them.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

God the noughties was bad. I mean not as bad as now obviously but genuinely dreadful footballing times.

Slowly getting dragged into another US illegal war.

Jeez he was a low. Like Brad Jones.

REPORTER: Yesterday you told us Israel was going to strike Iran and that's why we needed to get involved. But today the president said Iran--

RUBIO: No. Were you there yesterday?

REPORTER: Yes. I asked the question

The Dildoed Age

What do you think this era will be called? The Dark Ages were quite creative in comparison.

He's got a flag either in his garden and/or tattooed on his body.

Bloody Windy Miller and his sectarian, Sharia windmill.

Brexit means Brexit.

Misery is on iPlayer.

Pretty sure Annie Wilkes is just menopausal.

This IPSO adjudication against the Telegraph is quite something

Confirms their story titled: ‘We earn £345k, but soaring private school fees mean we can’t go on five holidays’ was completely fabricated, with the family involved non-existent and stock pictures used

www.ipso.co.uk/rulings/0210...

If an NFT was a city it would be Dubai.

Donkey. Eh Bow Wow.

Cakey Pig.

Windmills.

Sharia Law.

Trump: "I'm not happy with the UK ... this is not Winston Churchill that we're dealing with"

Trump: "Spain has been terrible. I told Scott to cut off all dealings with Spain. They said we can't use their bases. We could use their bases if we want. We could just fly in and use it. Nobody is gonna tell us not to use it."

Extract of FT article: Criterion's spokesperson called the evictions "standard asset management process to regularise occupation terms", and said the evictions were not related to the upcoming Renters Rights Act.

Evicting people from their homes is a "standard asset management process."

The case for our society to completely rethink its relationship with housing (and finance) made in one sentence...

Having read quite a bit of the discourse over the past week it's very evident that the UK has a much better handle on disability awareness and accessibility. Americans just seem completely unaware of how ableist they are.

David Ellison Unveils Sweeping Vision for Warner Bros: “This Is About Reinventing the Business” HBO Max and Paramount+ will be merged when the deal closes, the mogul told Wall Street early Monday morning.

yes, nothing says "innovation reinvention" like a nepobaby trust fund brat with no meaningful experience being gifted a massive hollywood empire by his technofascist dad, who leveraged his corrupt influence over the country's pudding-headed autocrats to box out competitors (?)

Award for perfectly timed ad campaign of the year:

I heckled Daniel Kitson once at Sheffield City Hall. He said he liked my accent and my timing. 😂

Hey Donny, your syphilis is showing.

🚨 It looks like the UK government is gearing up to upend copyright law in favour of AI companies, legalising the theft of their work.

This is despite creatives' huge protests, and despite previous proposals being roundly rejected by the public.

Please spread the word.

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