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Matthew Chmiel

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He/Him/His | Tech employee ๐Ÿ’ป | Former film major ๐ŸŽฅ | Blu-ray collector ๐Ÿ“€ | Video gamer ๐ŸŽฎ | Vegan explorer ๐Ÿฅฆ | Dog lover ๐Ÿถ | Reno ๐ŸŽฐ

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a black and white photo of two men in a store with the words you hate people on the bottom ALT: a black and white photo of two men in a store with the words you hate people on the bottom
24.05.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Moderna withdraws application for COVID-flu combination vaccine Moderna said on Wednesday it has withdrawn an application seeking approval for its flu and COVID combination vaccine candidate after discussions with the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

This is absolutely terrible news.

With the shifting regulatory climate (i.e., antivax ratfuckery), Moderna has withdrawn their application for their eagerly anticipated COVID-flu combo vaccine. This vaccine offered better protection than getting each shot separately.

h/t @merz.bsky.social

22.05.2025 06:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12473    ๐Ÿ” 5850    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 386    ๐Ÿ“Œ 639
Robert Prevost and JB Pritzker

Robert Prevost and JB Pritzker

THE AMERICAN CENTURY IS OVER

THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING

08.05.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18635    ๐Ÿ” 2476    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 265    ๐Ÿ“Œ 186
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Not only are Dow Futures down, but Japan just took all the adamantium from this thing while trump was golfing today.

07.04.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Remember when Kelly Rowland and Nelly were texting on Microsoft Excel?

25.03.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Considering he cheated on his past wife with Cheryl Hines (amongst a plethora of other women), itโ€™s not a total shock.

Oh, his wife also took her own life after discovering his journals which admitted the affairs. Hereโ€™s hoping measles takes the fucker out.

13.03.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RFK Jr.: It Would Be Better if โ€˜Everybody Got Measlesโ€™ โ€œThe measles gave you lifetime protection against measles infection,โ€ Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Sean Hannity on Fox News.

How hard is it to get vaccinated? This is giving a death sentence to both children and the elderly while increasing the strain on an already strained medical system.

In the meantime, listen to the heroin addict with brain worms.

12.03.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
01.03.2025 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Apple now lets users migrate purchases between Apple Accounts Apple on Tuesday announced a quiet but important update when it comes to the Apple Account. As of today, the...

I've been waiting two goddamn decades for this moment to finally arrive.

12.02.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The rare day one studio release purchase.

11.02.2025 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not even a sweet transvestite.

06.02.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donโ€™t leave. Donโ€™t leave. Where you going? Hear us out.

06.02.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Testing the Flashes app by posting my box of porn. I mean my Vinegar Syndrome Subscriber Week box (plus random Rumpelstiltskin limited edition from Diabolik).

06.02.2025 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Best movie of 2024 that nobody saw.

04.02.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s going to be bonkers when I become president and choose Teck โ€œMoneyโ€ Holmes to become Secretary of the Treasury.

02.02.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The only people afraid of Texas are Texas school children.

02.02.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announces Canada's response to U.S. tariffs โ€“ February 1, 2025 YouTube video by cpac

Most Americans wonโ€™t see this video, but itโ€™s great to see Trudeau unite Canada to retaliate against MAGATHA Christieโ€™s tariffs.

Canada, Mexico, and China need to make sure every American who voted for this sack of shit suffers. Iโ€™m sorry for those who didnโ€™t, but the rest need the wake up call.

02.02.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€˜The Facultyโ€™ Remake Set at Miramax, Robert Rodriguez to Produce The reboot of the 1998 sci-fi thriller will be penned by Drew Hancock.

Like a second Mango Mussolini term, unnecessary.

30.01.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™re telling me there was a possible majority of the 79.4 million people on Medicaid who both voted for the Giant Peach and are pro-second amendment?

Bring on the slew of Luigi Mangione copycats. I love sequels.

29.01.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two things to unpack.

First, the Catholic Church was all in on supporting the Nazis until they began to lose.

Second, Robinson is not a white heterosexual cis male. Dude is fucked once Jaundice Jim Jones and Cybertruck Cretin start rounding people up for the gas chambers.

29.01.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If itโ€™s not hereditary, you should be fine. My aunt has MS, my grandmother had Parkinsonโ€™s. Not specific, but The China Study is the main resource people cite regarding plant based diets and longevity. Thereโ€™s a lot out there to sift through regarding plant based diets and neurological health.

29.01.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun fact about mono, it increases your chances of developing MS (increases more if you were previously infected with COVID too). I have a family with MS and itโ€™s one of the major reasons Iโ€™m vegan.

29.01.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No. Dude was literally twice my age (I was a senior in high school) and looked as I described when we found a photo.

29.01.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Losing 25 pounds and finding out my girlfriend at the time was fucking the love child of Bobcat Goldthwait and Vince Neil.

29.01.2025 05:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Last time I ate at McDonalds was October 11, 2003. Just got out of a Saturday matinee of Kill Bill: Vol. 1. Wanted to grab a bite to eat before I got ready for the homecoming dance. Two days later, I would test positive for mono. Odds are we know who gave it to me, but I like to blame McDonalds.

27.01.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy โ€œGoing Around Your House and Updating All of Your Apple Productsโ€ Day to those who celebrate it!

27.01.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For an airline that has no problem with its employees beating the shit out of passengers at the gate, I donโ€™t think Spirit Airlines is in a position to be enforcing a dress code - especially when they could cease operations at any moment.

26.01.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somebody asked what Nessarose does in Wicked: Part 2 to deserve a whole multi-part โ€œthank fuck, sheโ€™s deadโ€ song in The Wizard of Oz.

Nobody appreciated my answer that Nessarose imposed tariffs on imported goods from Oz into Munchkinland.

03.12.2024 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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As weโ€™ve discovered today, that comment was correct. As Iโ€™m one who likes to poke the bear, I doubled down on the offensive commentโ€ฆ and as I discovered, people who voted for Trump (otherwise known as pieces of shit) were not happy with my follow-up remark.

04.08.2023 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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here is a picture of me, a 39 year old podcaster. today I dressed like a school shooter and scribbled down notes during the movie about your daughterโ€™s toy doll

21.07.2023 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1168    ๐Ÿ” 162    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29