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"oh maybe we could do a yoga retreat..."

"but a little salad every now and then wouldn't hurt.."

"determined to get you to eat healthy who else is gonna care about your arteries?"

"oh of course it's always about the pie"

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"...𝖨'𝗅𝗅 𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝖿𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀. 𝖨'𝗅𝗅 𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝗌𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝖨 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗅𝖾𝖿𝗍."

Sam let out a soft chuckle. "That's an interesting way to describe me"

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"I'd be interested to know about my smell, so yes."

"ah, so do you think I smell like books to others?"

"that I smell of books?"

"is this a good or bad thing?"

"I'm guessing that I smell like a library because I spend half my life surrounded by books?"

"it fascinates me that you describe my smell being of old books, I'll introduce Victor and Dean whenever Dean decides to appear."

"oh I can always call him if you like" he chuckles softly.

"dean? nah, he's probably off doing dean things"

"I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely, and simply evil.."

Name: Michael Audrey Myers

Age: 28 (Immortal)

Alias: Michael Myers, The Shape, The Boogeyman, Myers, Mikey etc.

Short Bio: Everyone knows the boogeyman

Alignment: Pure Evil.

RT OR MEET YOUR END.

"no complaints, how are you?"

"didn't mean to startle ya, hi Jude!"