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@miserylizard.bsky.social

30, gay, chameleon, into watersports feel free to DM! I'm usually bored lol

132 Followers  |  452 Following  |  28 Posts  |  Joined: 07.05.2024  |  1.6872

Latest posts by miserylizard.bsky.social on Bluesky

lmao not quite what I meant when I searched "pov gay"

16.01.2026 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*takes the cock off too* "aw shit"

16.09.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mfs who comment "waste of cum" are so annoying like SHUT UP you're really gonna backseat getting a nut off too?

25.07.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thought it was a hairdryer for sec lmao

25.06.2025 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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load recycler ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜œ #gay #gayporn #gaysex #porn #sex #gaygooner #gooner #gayfetish #fetish #gaykink #kink #gayselfsuck #selfsuck #gaybj #blowjob

11.06.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 382    ๐Ÿ” 80    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

how does one practice this, asking for a friend

28.05.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Any requests?

18.05.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1757    ๐Ÿ” 347    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Thanks for 4k everyone! Have a compilation of the times @bonerpisser.bsky.social and me shooting each other up

#cum #bators #gaypiss #ws #watersports #pissandcum

09.03.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 307    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A portrait of a charizard blowing fire from his nose and looking at the viewer.

Character is from Pokemon, which belongs to Nintendo and Gamefreak.

A portrait of a charizard blowing fire from his nose and looking at the viewer. Character is from Pokemon, which belongs to Nintendo and Gamefreak.

Mr. Zard

Patreon reward for @dneerk.bsky.social !

24.02.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1387    ๐Ÿ” 325    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I got that dog in me (Iโ€™m scared of the doorbell)

17.02.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8806    ๐Ÿ” 1737    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
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Me when I see gay people out in public

16.01.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 397    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

oops I forgot to make it a reply but I filled one out

18.01.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gonna rub my whole face on your pubes so I can smell your pheromones on me all day, ok?

18.01.2025 05:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
CGL-ARTWORK small nerdy hyena getting asked by big muscly werewolf, "Hey Dork. Wanna do my homework?"

CGL-ARTWORK small nerdy hyena getting asked by big muscly werewolf, "Hey Dork. Wanna do my homework?"

CGL-ARTWORK over the werewolf's shoulder, his boyfriend tells them both, "Guys. We're Adults. We have mortgages."

CGL-ARTWORK over the werewolf's shoulder, his boyfriend tells them both, "Guys. We're Adults. We have mortgages."

"Dude, you can't even read"

@jazzwolf.bsky.social @syncrotrace.bsky.social

Doodle from 2020

14.10.2023 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1582    ๐Ÿ” 356    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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pickier than I realized lol

17.01.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Guy On Grindr Who Lives 700 Feet From Me sends message.

I point out that we're close, he goes "oh wow I didn't even notice"

he asks for pics without sending any and then ghosts me

we both delete the chat and forget each other until next month

Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

15.01.2025 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and you're trapped in your home because the basketball player sized PS5 is running its fans like a fucking jet engine and knocking you over

14.01.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read that as 6 feet 7 inches at first and I was very concerned for both your shelving space and blood pressure

14.01.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Don't try this on me, I'm not that kind of wolf

The Pink Panther - Werewolf in Panther's Clothing (1993)

14.01.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 418    ๐Ÿ” 98    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

me: lrt
also me: followed like 20 people on impulse just today

11.01.2025 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you follow like 5000 people on here youre fucking stupid and your feed looks like a hoarder house

29.12.2024 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9123    ๐Ÿ” 1148    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 110    ๐Ÿ“Œ 70
feets

feets

better late than never!

11.01.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dom๐Ÿ”€Sub

#furryart

28.10.2024 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1481    ๐Ÿ” 331    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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You always think you have a lot of kinks until you look back and realize how many kinks you used to have when you thought you had a lot of kinks

You always think you have a lot of kinks until you look back and realize how many kinks you used to have when you thought you had a lot of kinks

It's all about efficiency

08.01.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4639    ๐Ÿ” 1014    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 92
me naked in bed with my legs crossed and one foot prominent

me naked in bed with my legs crossed and one foot prominent

ignore the big ass scars I tried using electric clippers in the cold #nudes #gay

08.01.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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hm... write your name with it, I've got plenty. ๐Ÿ˜‰

06.12.2023 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 321    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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