babycapitalism

This hell isn't even fresh

Finally paid off my private undergraduate loans today!

Them federal ones are on their own though 😂

Fair warning: the one and done life is exceptional, however, it will be your sacred duty to keep your friends with more than one kid feeling hip and connected to the zeitgeist and also to make sure their younger kids dont escape from parties

Omg yes this happened here too- idk if the 8yo saw the exhaustion on my face at the willful misinterpretation of Ophelia or my eye roll at the lyrical shit talking of that mans ex in Opalite but she was just like, on her own, “I’m good. Whats Dua Lipa up to?”

Come, Sir Andrew, there’s no remedy

Alright #union brothers and sisters: hospital negotiations are coming up and my local offers zero bargaining school training. Send me your best resources, especially tips for the note takers!

Ok, not what I was looking for, but ex monarch Andrew getting arrested on his bday is a little bit like microdosing It

MY KIDS: so why are there muppets in the AUDIENCE

ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!

Today It did not happen. Tomorrow is another day.

So liiiike was “The Most Dangerous Game” based on rumors of billionaires at the time, or did our billionaires just steal the idea?

Bosses to me during a strike:

Fucking hell theres measles at my hospital

Um…excuse me, it’s winter. We are Hot Wine moms thanks

1. Human sexuality
2. Sociology of deviance
3. Family violence
4. Cold war film
5. Microbiology

What even when

But her emails 😮‍💨

Hydrocephalus

Every day I wake up, take a deep breath, drink a full glass of water and think “Today might be the day it happens!” bc I like to start things off positive

And I never got to see Pirates 😭

This *feels* like he knows Trump is already firing her.

National Nurses United (@nationalnurses.bsky.social) The largest RN union in U.S. history, with more than 225,000 nurses nationwide.

NEWS: @nationalnurses.bsky.social “demands Congress abolish ICE entirely. We will be doing everything in our power to vote out any elected official who supports funding for this all-out assault on the health, safety, and civil rights of our people.”

He was a nurse.

Two days ago, 7 democrats voted to fund that execution

The scab nurse content on IG is getting egregious, I just saw a woman post “SCAB= stacking cash avoiding battles” 😂😂😂😂 #nycnurses

ARTE

MY ancestors came here the RIGHT way (jumped off the ship and swam ashore bc it was rejected at Ellis Island due to the 1924 quota act)

Another fascist whose mom didnt want them, who would have guessed?

Please never refer to this man as “my president” even in jest sir

DiD Virginia Foxx suffer a TBI? To what do we owe this sudden sense??

Thats my senator! Hes alright sometimes