@jeffcross5000.bsky.social
Multiple contest-winning screenwriter and novelist https://linktr.ee/jeffcross5000
Here’s an even earlier career Nathan Lane: youtu.be/SQQVlZHbMI8
12.11.2025 01:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hook ‘em. Book ‘em. Cook ‘em. NOW!
12.11.2025 01:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Because you didn’t want to explain yourself to them?
12.11.2025 00:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I did. Did you?
11.11.2025 11:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Is that what you tell the people he shipped off to Uganda?
11.11.2025 11:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They’re afraid that their parole officers will know that they’re within 500 feet of a school.
11.11.2025 01:09 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bibi plays Taco Boy like a Stratocaster while you choose to believe that a watermelon emoji would convince him otherwise. Go get your $50K ICE signing bonus.
11.11.2025 01:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I refuse to forgive anyone who refused to vote for Kamala because of Gaza. I’m sure that the people disappeared from Alligator Auschwitz appreciate their standing on principle.
10.11.2025 21:47 — 👍 53 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0Did Fox Fanservice claim they were really saying “Boo-tiful ballroom?”
10.11.2025 21:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I saw Pushing Tin. He’d have several aluminum showers in the first ten seconds and then snivel about how unfairly he was being treated over it.
10.11.2025 21:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“You gets soda when I gets tuna.”
10.11.2025 21:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But they’d invariably say “Why can’t I have people food?”
10.11.2025 21:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Criminalized gambling wouldn’t have prevented their actions either. Just look at Shoeless Joe Jackson and the Chicago Black Sox.
10.11.2025 21:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I teaches yoga as well as sells beer.”
10.11.2025 21:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“They no gives me fish so I goes buys fish.”
09.11.2025 21:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Chris Evans & Chris Pratt promised to show up at a children’s hospital in the other’s city in costume if their team lost the Super Bowl…and Evans showed up anyway.
09.11.2025 11:59 — 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
She misses being on TV and the ratings that come with it. Now she’s a podcaster desperate for the attention she used to get.
09.11.2025 11:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What magnificent career-incinerating blunder would you have committed to get yourself consigned to Slough House?
08.11.2025 11:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I never used it in the first place.
07.11.2025 21:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Would Brainworm Bobby even recognize the existence of HIV?
07.11.2025 20:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So many MAGA maggots are envious of that jarhead.
07.11.2025 11:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Why you lyings on floor?”
06.11.2025 21:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Cerveza makes me sleepy.”
06.11.2025 21:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Where’s our fish?”
02.11.2025 12:18 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Since it was Great Gatsby-themed I have to wonder if that makes Putin Meyer Wolfsheim.
02.11.2025 12:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At the same time, a lower cost of living means lower wages.
31.10.2025 10:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s not a couch.
30.10.2025 20:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
