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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

Feel better soon!

Never have. Never will. Not interested in going anywhere *near* a crap app built out of countless millions of hard-won words stolen from my colleagues, the use of which will (bonus!) begin progressively to degrade my cognitive skills and blunt the edge of the tool I’ve spent half a century honing. 🤨

Fesshole screenshot: I may have nearly knocked out my gynecologist by shooting a speculum at his head. It wasn't my fault. He made me laugh, my muscles contracted, and suddenly my twat was a cannon.

It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

God love Kew, this is incredible

World Mental Health Day.

Asking drivers for permission to take their cars would kill the chop shop industry.

Also, Nick Clegg is a C*nt.

The terrors persist but the joys remain worth fighting for

There are so many odd noises in this house! Just heard what sounded like a rat/bird/squirrel running around on the roof?? But surely it can’t be?

Yf you are walkinge arounde and you see i) a squirrel or ii) a crowe or iii) a catte, you muste saye "hey buddy" these are the rules

« Over four months, LLM users consistently underperformed at neural, linguistic, and behavioral levels. » Dear God.

I told you guys

Whenever I see something “powered by AI”

Having a lovely hot shower after mowing my lawn yesterday. It felt amazing

A small, brown mushroom in a fairly uncut lawn. Photo taken from below and blue sky can be seen in the background

i feel like labour saying "they can't do it to EU citizens" and not say anything reassuring about non-eu people on visas is not a thing to be chilling out about tbh. like ok cool, it "doesn't cover all foreign born nationals". what about the rest of them?

Ugh, I’m sorry it’s spread here, too

Oh no, what’s going on?

Feel better soon!

I really need to spend less time on my hobby of book buying and start to read some once in a while.

My statement on Ai from the mini-comic as syllabus i made for new class I'm teaching that starts tomorrow! It robs you of your decisions & struggles - and the joy of being surprised. We won’t to be robbed of our learning - this is essential. This & the full mini at post:
bsky.app/profile/nsou...

Moved a cabinet and accidentally squoshed my pinky toe. It started bleeding and is now throbbing 😭

Apple opts everyone into having their Photos analyzed by Al Settings -> Apps -> Photos -> Enhanced Visual Search (all the way at the bottom)

Apple is sneaking AI into everything. Turn off enhanced visual search on your photos:

If the AI bubble really is bursting, please take this lesson from it:

Nothing marketed to you this relentlessly is ever worth it. If it was, they wouldn’t need to beg you.

This is the best product listing copy I’ve ever read

Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely."

I haven’t been this excited for a bubble to burst since I was a toddler.

Texas AI centers guzzle 463 million gallons, now residents are asked to cut back on showers Texas AI data centers water usage: As Texas faces a severe drought, the state's AI data centers consume millions of gallons of water daily for cooling, raising concerns about environmental sustainabil...

No more showers, y’all! We need the water for the inaccuracy machines!

Den stora kyrkflytten – Första dagen I direktsändning följer vi den världsunika flytten av Kiruna kyrka, från gamla stadskärnan till dess nya plats, fem kilometer bort. Den stora kyrkflytten tar två dagar och är en del av den omfattande ...

If you want some slow TV over the next few days, Swedish TV is live streaming the relocation of a 113 year old wooden church in Kiruna. It's being shifted to a new site 5km away.

www.svtplay.se/video/KnDgQ9...