Amanda Kramp

Anyone interested in/is someone already having a protest outside the Winnebago county GOP fundraiser dinner this Friday

@antlervel.vet I’ve been thinking about you 💜

Hey my Wisconsin county’s official GOP social media accounts are going ham on the fact that I said my kid liked drag performances

It is so funny and none of the thumbnails have a picture of me, a leftist woman with purple hair

GUYS
This is your thing
You’re doing it wrong

I said the word “tunes” and the entire state of Wisconsin came out of my mouth

Literally anything you get will just enhance your corporeal form

My two most recent searches

“when can I buy paczki”

“when is Ash Wednesday”

I love my Uncle Stevie @stephenking.bsky.social

Genetics are fucking weird

@andrewdk.bsky.social

It smelled like barf in our room and then I figured out it was my 8 year old’s fucking FEET

Kids are gross

It’s fun when people think choices I’ve made for myself are things I’m ashamed of

Hi the world is on fire and every time some piece of news comes out someone pops out of the woodwork to tell me not to panic because they want us to panic

Can you let me fucking panic for five minutes please

I am still human and emotions connect me to the world

Jesus Christ

Wilson, because there was already a record of hundreds of competent African-American workers throughout the federal government at different levels and he still authorized its segregation.

Seriously I have at least two moments a day where I’m like “I’m their mom and they look at me and see ‘Mom’ and for the rest of their lives when they think of a mom they will think of me”

Parenting is fucking WEIRD and I don’t know if I’m good at it??

My 4 year old has influenza A (he’s sick but fine) and he keeps pausing his YouTube video to say “I love you” and make heart hands at me

Kids are great sometimes, even when they are coughing in your hair.

I would very much like it if we could get through the rest of the winter with minimal school absences due to snot

Can it be April now

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I talked about my experience losing on Jeopardy! today in the context of letting go and moving on at my Unitarian Universalist fellowship and that’s a Unitarian Universalist-ass sentence

Donald Trump will be indoors for the inauguration with his billionaire pals. His core supporters will be left outside in the cold.

Think about that.

Eleven years ago I married @andrewdk.bsky.social which was a good idea

We got a sitter for the afternoon and we’re going to eat a meal together without children needing anything! Joy!

@andrewdk.bsky.social I need to be at the fellowship by 545

Please look at your texts

“Get the man with the frickin ball” I shriek

The Packers do not hear me.

Does anyone else have a fantasy metal song about the Cuphead game stuck in their head? No? Just me?

#brothersinarms #dagames

Now available to sing songs from Emmet Otter’s Jugband Christmas at you while you stare into middle distance

@stephenking.bsky.social Happy birthday, Uncle Stevie!!

💜, a Constant Reader

@andrewdk.bsky.social when do you want me to start dinner

Also respond to your texts

Is there a vulture squishmallow and why not and also why don’t I own it

I guess I am the mom of a fucking THIRD GRADER now and I don’t know what to do with that information

Shrivel up and die?

I love you, Stella 💜

Sylvester Stallone in Rocky: his eyes are full of love all the time.

Sylvester Stallone in First Blood: his eyes are dead the whole time.

He’s a good actor and I love him.