Sam Wilson

How brill!

discovered this week that the bishop hadn't come across gonks before. Now on the look-out for a gonk wearing a mitre

I don’t think we bewail enough, these days. Gotta up those bewailing numbers; those are rookie numbers.

Jerome

Seeing a lot fewer posts using the words “war crimes” that I was expecting

Weirdly my mum told me she did the same thing so can only assume she is tapped into the pentagon

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I did not need to know they had this and related items

Had the pleasure of meeting Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei at a…

I love you lots but that is genuinely quite funny

is there anything to be said for another bombing campaign

OPSEC 100%

It makes sense that, if your administration’s entire underlying ideology is the Führerprinzip, you would think killing the Supreme Leader of another country would result in that country’s regime instantly collapsing. But you would be wrong.

Great to see the RC bishops in the US getting involved

I binged it - absolutely brilliant. But then everything Mackenzie Crook touches always is

Couldn’t agree more. One of the worst things about a brilliant city

matt goodwin tweet from late last night saying: "Matt Goodwin @GoodwinMJ.1d X They said I criticised Manchester This was a lie They said I have no local roots This was a lie They said I committed fraud This was a lie They said I am paid by Russia This was a lie They said I am "racist" This was a lie They said I am "sexist" This was a lie They said my research was dodgy This was a lie"

Caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
Even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
Even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
Saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)

If I didn’t want to dox myself I would share photos of houses on the estate I live on because there are so many of these kinds of things

Someone once thought I was *shudders* American

The more I hear about inverse proportion, the less I like it.

Lord Sugar standing between Tim Campbell and Lady Brady

"I'm gonna mix the teams up a bit. Tommy, you'll go over to Advance. And Rupert, can you move over to Restore..."

Matt “The Reform Party Does Not Have The Answer To Britain’s Problems” Goodwin

She’s also been running for a parliamentary seat in that area longer (iirc) than I’ve been alive

Hannah Spencer walking into Westminster, sucking her teeth, tutting, and muttering "tell you what, you've had some cowboys in here."

Well, yes, but it’s important to remember where they got their names. Gorton is the term for ocean debris purposefully thrown overboard by sailors to lighten their load and denton is the term for ocean debris not intentionally thrown overboard, for example in a shipwreck

Labour: no one’s as self-aware as us

New board to support Hong Kong Christians in the Church of England Churches working with Hong Kong Christians report ‘unprecedented’ growth in five years

Great to see my old history teacher, now a priest, featured in this article.

Who knew Mr Crook could not only teach the Norman Conquest speaking English but also grow a congregation of a hundred speaking Cantonese

19%! 40% wanted masks on public transport and in shops regardless of COVID

It’s what Jesus would have wanted

And lo, it came to pass

“I’m the only person talking about this. Before me, no one was putting this on the agenda”