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Baltimore --> Philadelphia Florida State / Let’s Go O’s America's #3152057841 law boi

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it was morse code all along!

06.03.2026 15:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my computer monitors are winking at me are they telling me a secret

06.03.2026 15:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
a still from twin peaks tv show.  audrey (played by sherilyn fenn) explains to bobby (played by dana ashbrook) that “a business relationship is like a sacred pact.”. they are at a table with many candles.

a still from twin peaks tv show. audrey (played by sherilyn fenn) explains to bobby (played by dana ashbrook) that “a business relationship is like a sacred pact.”. they are at a table with many candles.

when a transactional lawyer explains the deal that is now being litigated

06.03.2026 00:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

05.03.2026 20:23 — 👍 942    🔁 217    💬 22    📌 30

dancepunk stu wear shuttershades a

05.03.2026 12:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

once again unwinding with jason alexander 💆‍♂️

05.03.2026 00:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

one at the pentagon; the other dealing w/ housing insecurity and underemployment

05.03.2026 00:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

he yearns to eat garbage and mutter riddles

05.03.2026 00:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i, a resident of the independent city-state of philadelphia, cannot wait to vote this guy out of office

04.03.2026 23:52 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

mama mia!! 🤌🤌🤌

04.03.2026 01:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

carrot juice hell yeah

03.03.2026 23:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hell yes, king

03.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is my “too many cooks”

03.03.2026 22:17 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

long day commuting- putting this on to unwind

03.03.2026 22:08 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

the movie “the ring” but the cursed film is this clip of jason alexander 😮‍💨

03.03.2026 12:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This game is about to release into Early Access TODAY and I have a spare giveaway key. I'll post it into the replies for anyone to grab once this post reaches 500 reposts

03.03.2026 11:02 — 👍 2073    🔁 979    💬 90    📌 33

my blood type? O-M-Cheeseburger.

03.03.2026 01:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

now i can ride to the times square applebee’s (new york city’s finest restaurant) in style

03.03.2026 01:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
email from amtrak saying “congrats! you’ve unlocked select plus status” in large white text on a light blue background.  below that is a person looking contentedly through a large amtrak train window.  below that is some more text saying “we’re thrilled to welcome you as a Select Plus member for 2026…”

email from amtrak saying “congrats! you’ve unlocked select plus status” in large white text on a light blue background. below that is a person looking contentedly through a large amtrak train window. below that is some more text saying “we’re thrilled to welcome you as a Select Plus member for 2026…”

some personal news 💅💅💅

03.03.2026 01:33 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Prof. Robert Pape: In my book I invented the concept of Coercive Air Power as a cautionary tale

US Department of Defence: At long last, we have created Coercive Air Power from classic political science work Bombing to Win: Air Power and Coercion in War.

02.03.2026 19:45 — 👍 220    🔁 42    💬 3    📌 0

yankees 0-162

03.03.2026 01:15 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

leftover chili and pirohy kinda slaps tbh

03.03.2026 00:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is linkedin posting for war crimes

02.03.2026 13:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the wasabi cream cheese x lox has healing properties

01.03.2026 17:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Flying Lotus- cosmogramma.  cover features a white circle at the center with black lines emanating from the edges of the circle.  on the left side are black orbs that are larger away from the white circle and smaller as they get closer to it.  some are in the circle

Flying Lotus- cosmogramma. cover features a white circle at the center with black lines emanating from the edges of the circle. on the left side are black orbs that are larger away from the white circle and smaller as they get closer to it. some are in the circle

Thelonious Monk Brilliant Corners

Thelonious Monk Brilliant Corners

Gary Neuman Pleasure principle

Gary Neuman Pleasure principle

today’s vinyl haul 💆‍♂️

01.03.2026 00:44 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yes

28.02.2026 21:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i like the backing singers being absolutely off; really completes the number for me :)

28.02.2026 18:27 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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he’s about at his limit here

28.02.2026 17:39 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 3
Robert Caro’s “The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York”

Robert Caro’s “The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York”

Gulliver’s Travels in a red-bound book with just an illustration in gold on the cover.  it’s hard for me to make out what it is

Gulliver’s Travels in a red-bound book with just an illustration in gold on the cover. it’s hard for me to make out what it is

“Thomas Woodrow Wilson: a psychological study” by Sigmund Freud.  I don’t know what to expect with this one but i’m just imagining freud zooted out of his mind saying “we gotta do this guy next”

“Thomas Woodrow Wilson: a psychological study” by Sigmund Freud. I don’t know what to expect with this one but i’m just imagining freud zooted out of his mind saying “we gotta do this guy next”

“Borrow Time: an AIDS Memoir” by Paul Monette

“Borrow Time: an AIDS Memoir” by Paul Monette

pretty stoked to dig into this haul from book corner, which was $17 (w tote bag) 🧙‍♂️

28.02.2026 17:12 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

got the inside scoop on open lap lane times this morning from the kind gentleman who shared his lane with me, but i think there’s no rhyme or reason to it and we’re all just trying to guess at when lanes might be open 🏊‍♂️

28.02.2026 14:14 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0