bageltechno (we want bama)

the most handsome tuxedo cat in the world with his front legs out doing a big stretch

he dropped by to do some stretches earlier

orioles down 3; baking cookies (unrelated)

foiled by the devious chicken outfield videoboard

absolutely haram to do open door poopin in the cafe car

he gotta pick up his things and move to another train car after that

“only death can pay for life”

-jimbo fisher

promising fsu practice report today 😎

it’s the 2025 orioles’ favorite way to implode

no, that’s the smell of me microwaving all tv cords and remotes in my home

i think you should leave character Karl Havoc- tim robinson in a weird rubber suit, button up shirt, and vest. he is wearing an old man mask that looks terrible. the character is saying “i don’t even want to be around anymore”. an orioles hat has been added to karl havoc’s head

well, the orioles are cooked, but at least i have florida state football to look forward to : )

as i was saying

orioles haven’t earned my crashout tonight (yet)

orioles going to the bullpen-

gg; congrats on the dub, phillies

a close up of a man in a suit and tie making a face . Alt: a close up of the csi miami guy putting his sunglasses on

it appears as though … the meatball is on the other fork

oh heck

his pockets are filled with riblets

uh, ump, wtf

you need a 2 for $24 stat (for throwing at cars)

💆‍♂️💆‍♂️💆‍♂️

my big hungry boy Cade Povich yearns to devour innings. he will not rest until he has hurled 120 pitches over 7 innings. this is his happy place. the number of opposing runs is secondary to this pursuit.

top 5 orioles batters of all time dylan dylan dylan dylan and dylan

don’t need to visit the italian market when you can get big fancy meatballs over the plate 🤌🤌🤌

TYLER ONEIL PISS MISSILE LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO

2/3 on our couch are doing the wave during the inning break 💀*

*includes the cat

THE STICK-BUILT WALLS OF THE ARAMINGO AVENUE APPLEBEE’S CANNOT CONTAIN ME

extreme close up of the baltimore orioles mascot

(sitting very close to the television to optimize crashout)

to be clear, IF Stone is very different from Buckley, but an investigative journalist navigating the red scare and the politics of the 1930's - 1950's could prove to be a good foil to the CIA-operative, reactionary, red-baiting buckley

gonna get a nice double feature going- following up the buckley biography with a biography of Isidor Feinstein Stone