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Stacy Crystals (Yoder’s Slop Era)

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Baltimore --> Philadelphia Florida State / Let’s Go O’s America's #3152057841 law boi

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mama mia!! 🤌🤌🤌

04.03.2026 01:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

carrot juice hell yeah

03.03.2026 23:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hell yes, king

03.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is my “too many cooks”

03.03.2026 22:17 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

long day commuting- putting this on to unwind

03.03.2026 22:08 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

the movie “the ring” but the cursed film is this clip of jason alexander 😮‍💨

03.03.2026 12:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This game is about to release into Early Access TODAY and I have a spare giveaway key. I'll post it into the replies for anyone to grab once this post reaches 500 reposts

03.03.2026 11:02 — 👍 1817    🔁 881    💬 81    📌 27

my blood type? O-M-Cheeseburger.

03.03.2026 01:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

now i can ride to the times square applebee’s (new york city’s finest restaurant) in style

03.03.2026 01:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
email from amtrak saying “congrats! you’ve unlocked select plus status” in large white text on a light blue background.  below that is a person looking contentedly through a large amtrak train window.  below that is some more text saying “we’re thrilled to welcome you as a Select Plus member for 2026…”

email from amtrak saying “congrats! you’ve unlocked select plus status” in large white text on a light blue background. below that is a person looking contentedly through a large amtrak train window. below that is some more text saying “we’re thrilled to welcome you as a Select Plus member for 2026…”

some personal news 💅💅💅

03.03.2026 01:33 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Prof. Robert Pape: In my book I invented the concept of Coercive Air Power as a cautionary tale

US Department of Defence: At long last, we have created Coercive Air Power from classic political science work Bombing to Win: Air Power and Coercion in War.

02.03.2026 19:45 — 👍 214    🔁 42    💬 3    📌 0

yankees 0-162

03.03.2026 01:15 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

leftover chili and pirohy kinda slaps tbh

03.03.2026 00:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is linkedin posting for war crimes

02.03.2026 13:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the wasabi cream cheese x lox has healing properties

01.03.2026 17:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Flying Lotus- cosmogramma.  cover features a white circle at the center with black lines emanating from the edges of the circle.  on the left side are black orbs that are larger away from the white circle and smaller as they get closer to it.  some are in the circle

Flying Lotus- cosmogramma. cover features a white circle at the center with black lines emanating from the edges of the circle. on the left side are black orbs that are larger away from the white circle and smaller as they get closer to it. some are in the circle

Thelonious Monk Brilliant Corners

Thelonious Monk Brilliant Corners

Gary Neuman Pleasure principle

Gary Neuman Pleasure principle

today’s vinyl haul 💆‍♂️

01.03.2026 00:44 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yes

28.02.2026 21:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i like the backing singers being absolutely off; really completes the number for me :)

28.02.2026 18:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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he’s about at his limit here

28.02.2026 17:39 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 2
Robert Caro’s “The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York”

Robert Caro’s “The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York”

Gulliver’s Travels in a red-bound book with just an illustration in gold on the cover.  it’s hard for me to make out what it is

Gulliver’s Travels in a red-bound book with just an illustration in gold on the cover. it’s hard for me to make out what it is

“Thomas Woodrow Wilson: a psychological study” by Sigmund Freud.  I don’t know what to expect with this one but i’m just imagining freud zooted out of his mind saying “we gotta do this guy next”

“Thomas Woodrow Wilson: a psychological study” by Sigmund Freud. I don’t know what to expect with this one but i’m just imagining freud zooted out of his mind saying “we gotta do this guy next”

“Borrow Time: an AIDS Memoir” by Paul Monette

“Borrow Time: an AIDS Memoir” by Paul Monette

pretty stoked to dig into this haul from book corner, which was $17 (w tote bag) 🧙‍♂️

28.02.2026 17:12 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

got the inside scoop on open lap lane times this morning from the kind gentleman who shared his lane with me, but i think there’s no rhyme or reason to it and we’re all just trying to guess at when lanes might be open 🏊‍♂️

28.02.2026 14:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@fetterman.senate.gov resign

28.02.2026 13:59 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

speed-running 2002-2003 in the stupidest ways possible

27.02.2026 13:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this was more or less my brooklyn half marathon weekend, so yes

27.02.2026 12:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
an unhinged and now deep fried meme featuring the sixers mascot BIG SHOT a guy in a blue full body face-covering suit and sixers jersey with a red wig sunglasses and basketball shoes.  Sixers Win is around big shot's head.  the septa logo is there, a pretzel is there, big shot is holding a cheesesteak from Angelo's.  A deep fried laughing face is next to "SIXERS WIN".  There's a bottle of fernet branca.  Franklin the mascot, william penn statue, and jerry jones are in a row with x's through them.  water ice is under franklin.

an unhinged and now deep fried meme featuring the sixers mascot BIG SHOT a guy in a blue full body face-covering suit and sixers jersey with a red wig sunglasses and basketball shoes. Sixers Win is around big shot's head. the septa logo is there, a pretzel is there, big shot is holding a cheesesteak from Angelo's. A deep fried laughing face is next to "SIXERS WIN". There's a bottle of fernet branca. Franklin the mascot, william penn statue, and jerry jones are in a row with x's through them. water ice is under franklin.

oh, hello

28.01.2026 03:31 — 👍 24    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

absolute bars 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

26.02.2026 23:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dressing for the aramingo applebees cc @iamvishnurajan.bsky.social

26.02.2026 16:28 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

the bones are his money; also his dollars

26.02.2026 16:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@iamvishnurajan.bsky.social get in here

26.02.2026 14:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

rip bozo

26.02.2026 00:19 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0