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Baltimore --> Philadelphia Florida State / Let’s Go O’s America's #3152057841 law boi

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Flying Lotus- cosmogramma.  cover features a white circle at the center with black lines emanating from the edges of the circle.  on the left side are black orbs that are larger away from the white circle and smaller as they get closer to it.  some are in the circle

Flying Lotus- cosmogramma. cover features a white circle at the center with black lines emanating from the edges of the circle. on the left side are black orbs that are larger away from the white circle and smaller as they get closer to it. some are in the circle

Thelonious Monk Brilliant Corners

Thelonious Monk Brilliant Corners

Gary Neuman Pleasure principle

Gary Neuman Pleasure principle

today’s vinyl haul 💆‍♂️

01.03.2026 00:44 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yes

28.02.2026 21:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i like the backing singers being absolutely off; really completes the number for me :)

28.02.2026 18:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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he’s about at his limit here

28.02.2026 17:39 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Robert Caro’s “The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York”

Robert Caro’s “The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York”

Gulliver’s Travels in a red-bound book with just an illustration in gold on the cover.  it’s hard for me to make out what it is

Gulliver’s Travels in a red-bound book with just an illustration in gold on the cover. it’s hard for me to make out what it is

“Thomas Woodrow Wilson: a psychological study” by Sigmund Freud.  I don’t know what to expect with this one but i’m just imagining freud zooted out of his mind saying “we gotta do this guy next”

“Thomas Woodrow Wilson: a psychological study” by Sigmund Freud. I don’t know what to expect with this one but i’m just imagining freud zooted out of his mind saying “we gotta do this guy next”

“Borrow Time: an AIDS Memoir” by Paul Monette

“Borrow Time: an AIDS Memoir” by Paul Monette

pretty stoked to dig into this haul from book corner, which was $17 (w tote bag) 🧙‍♂️

28.02.2026 17:12 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

got the inside scoop on open lap lane times this morning from the kind gentleman who shared his lane with me, but i think there’s no rhyme or reason to it and we’re all just trying to guess at when lanes might be open 🏊‍♂️

28.02.2026 14:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@fetterman.senate.gov resign

28.02.2026 13:59 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

speed-running 2002-2003 in the stupidest ways possible

27.02.2026 13:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this was more or less my brooklyn half marathon weekend, so yes

27.02.2026 12:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
an unhinged and now deep fried meme featuring the sixers mascot BIG SHOT a guy in a blue full body face-covering suit and sixers jersey with a red wig sunglasses and basketball shoes.  Sixers Win is around big shot's head.  the septa logo is there, a pretzel is there, big shot is holding a cheesesteak from Angelo's.  A deep fried laughing face is next to "SIXERS WIN".  There's a bottle of fernet branca.  Franklin the mascot, william penn statue, and jerry jones are in a row with x's through them.  water ice is under franklin.

an unhinged and now deep fried meme featuring the sixers mascot BIG SHOT a guy in a blue full body face-covering suit and sixers jersey with a red wig sunglasses and basketball shoes. Sixers Win is around big shot's head. the septa logo is there, a pretzel is there, big shot is holding a cheesesteak from Angelo's. A deep fried laughing face is next to "SIXERS WIN". There's a bottle of fernet branca. Franklin the mascot, william penn statue, and jerry jones are in a row with x's through them. water ice is under franklin.

oh, hello

28.01.2026 03:31 — 👍 24    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

absolute bars 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

26.02.2026 23:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dressing for the aramingo applebees cc @iamvishnurajan.bsky.social

26.02.2026 16:28 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

the bones are his money; also his dollars

26.02.2026 16:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@iamvishnurajan.bsky.social get in here

26.02.2026 14:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

rip bozo

26.02.2026 00:19 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hell yeah

25.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

grapes hell yeah

25.02.2026 16:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

eating some grapes (they are good grapes)

25.02.2026 16:39 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

noooooooooo

25.02.2026 13:44 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you can download 1 dogfish head from the cafe car, tho ($8)

25.02.2026 13:35 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Olympics, again. Same events. Same athletes. But this time everyone has to wear jeans.

25.02.2026 12:36 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0
an email from microsoft to my god dang work inbox pushing teams on me cut the shit, microsoft!

an email from microsoft to my god dang work inbox pushing teams on me cut the shit, microsoft!

an email? about TEAMS? at 9:15 pm? NOT TODAY, SATAN

25.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

state of the union? what about the state of the hoopin (the sixers are playing basketball and i am trying to delete my account, sorry)?

25.02.2026 01:43 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this septa train operator is laying on the horn so much it sounds like the train horn’s voice is cracking lmao

25.02.2026 00:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a blurry photo of a septa station sign depicting a smiling septa worker with glasses.  the text “ask a human” with an arrow pointing to the septa worker is on the image

a blurry photo of a septa station sign depicting a smiling septa worker with glasses. the text “ask a human” with an arrow pointing to the septa worker is on the image

SEPTA, welcome to the butlerian jihad 🫡

25.02.2026 00:08 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wishing you and yours well 🙏

24.02.2026 12:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

septa regional rail acting like larry hogan-era marc today (derogatory)

24.02.2026 12:43 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a bowling alley says " yeah well that 's just like your opinion man . " ALT: a man in a bowling alley says " yeah well that 's just like your opinion man . "

The Appellate Court of Maryland holds its monthly Conference this morning. Watch for new reported opinions!

24.02.2026 12:38 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

think of the cosmic portal you could unlock w/ “deviled eggs lasagna”

23.02.2026 23:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

actually let him cook though (i gotta see how it turns out)?

23.02.2026 23:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0