God’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️

jesus it’s not even about trauma it’s about creative use of kitchen appliances

Free Cassie
Come on, Mods. You’ve got to let people process their trauma

me: (facing the consequences of my own choice to me a complete and utter anus in the wake of tragedy) listen up fuckheads, once you read this you’ll all line up to apologize

the bad boy of the antiques world?

I joke about how I’ll be the one to step up and take on roles that are way beyond my experience level, but I will not do that here.

I need to get hotter and more annoying

is he just reliving some experience of being young and not having the right shoes? Florsheim is a brand straight out of the late 50s tbh

I’m tired, dawg

I stopped drinking alcohol about 5 years ago, but I might do a F1 podium champagne shower thing

he’s looking worse, I should really smuggle a NA sparkling wine into my cube in case it happens while we’re at work

We’re going to win

I don’t think we can bully the mayor enough to get on this, however it is another great excuse to bully the mayor

all my apes got drafted in the meme wars

real Eric Adams vibes

look would you expect anything less from her

According to my book on the buildings of Glasgow from the Buildings of Scotland Trust, the structure that was lost is by James Brown & John Carrick, and (having been built 1850-1) actually predates the current Central Station building.

hoping everyone stays safe and that the disruptions are minor

me, trying to threaten a steak that is not cooking right

you in a different decade
2018 - 2026

you in a different decade

so much happier now

simple: we move the clocks to the point in between Daylight Saving Time and Daylight Wasting Time, and keep it there forever.

cackling

big women 🤤

even if they don’t they’re going to disappoint us in new and exciting ways

so: women

If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits?

March 8th, International Women's Day

I finished this article and all I’ll say is if instead of adopting a zero tolerance approach to bullying, we instead bullied a slightly different group of kids in the 2010s, all of this could have been avoided

upping the price of my home depot bucket full of ‘gasoline and maybe a small amount of sand’.

soon as I posted it I was like, people are right to give a sensible chuckle, and they are just as correct to actively try to hasten or cause my demise.

Sorry to all the believers out there but I just don’t buy building an ark to save all the animals, doesn’t feel realistic, it was probably more like just an enclosure.

Noah fence

I’ll just put this over with the three to four other bubbles that are looking ever so poppable