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Der Krampus

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I'm gonna hit you with a birch. AI is a tool of Big Santa. Opinions are my own. They are also trash.

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Mark Newton @NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net If you really want a Barbie and Oppenheimer crossover, it was made in 1995 and it's called Tank Girl. Jul 20, 2023 at 17:24 • 0 • Web • 17 831 • * 1.4K

Mark Newton @NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net If you really want a Barbie and Oppenheimer crossover, it was made in 1995 and it's called Tank Girl. Jul 20, 2023 at 17:24 • 0 • Web • 17 831 • * 1.4K

Very rarely do I agree with something so violently right away

24.07.2023 17:02 — 👍 704    🔁 179    💬 16    📌 20
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*tips bike*

20.07.2023 13:39 — 👍 2197    🔁 455    💬 25    📌 14

walking into mcdonalds and ordering the osama bin laden special (9 burgers and 11 fries). everyone chuckles. america has finally healed.

13.07.2023 06:20 — 👍 21    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
Text saying "I'm built different (incorrectly)" over a picture of the Oceangate submersible, pink filter.

Text saying "I'm built different (incorrectly)" over a picture of the Oceangate submersible, pink filter.

11.07.2023 23:25 — 👍 1456    🔁 357    💬 16    📌 14

Drunkenly overhead in Portland, OR:
"- we can kill Mitch McConnell."
"No we can't, we-"
" But I WANT to. "

08.07.2023 07:35 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1
bdsm cage, open, resting on a metal floor

bdsm cage, open, resting on a metal floor

more millennials are living in tiny homes than ever before

07.07.2023 21:22 — 👍 630    🔁 146    💬 25    📌 10

im just a kind of frog youve never seen before

07.07.2023 19:33 — 👍 106    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 1
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i am tired of tweets. these websites. i am tired of being caught in the tangle of crossposting.

06.07.2023 15:56 — 👍 41    🔁 16    💬 0    📌 0

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