ASTRONAUTICAL

Authoritarianism doesn't work without violence to "back it up". Whether it's physical or emotional violence, they know their order will face pushback, so they naturally move to crush dissent. That's why religions love sheep.

They never do well with those who'll know they're ALL FULL OF SHIT.

Photo of legendary U.S. Marines Lt. General Lewis Burwell “Chesty” Puller, the most decorated, most quotable, and just about most-relatable Marine ever, with the caption (not his quote, just used his picture here): “They kill pedos in prison. Now you’re supposed to take orders from one?!?” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

For years on my old blog I published the names of servicemembers who died in Iraq & Afghanistan. No other outlets were.

These are the first 4 Americans to die in the Iran War.
Capt. Cody A. Khork, 35
Sgt. 1st Class Noah L. Tietjens, 42
Sgt. 1st Class Nicole M. Amor, 39
Sgt. Declan J. Coady, 20

"Has Trump done ANYTHING for Americans yet?" Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

So, same response as with COVID.

Whoever bought oil and defense calls probably made a killing.

Pun very much intended.

And it makes sense - the U.S. is currently making "interest only" payments on their sovereign credit card; they need more revenue streams and the GOP ain't above stealing them.

Economic collapse imminent.

Political Science 102:

"Don't fuck with The People's money"

aka

"IT'S THE ECONOMY, STUPID!"

Somebody needs to follow the money here. America's Debt-to-GDP ratio is already 125%; we literally can't afford this war. Being this reckless close to economic collapse is just gas on the pyre.

Screenshot from “Pulp Fiction” when Jules (Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson) is about to shoot Brett (Frank Whaley, off-screen) for betraying Marsellus Wallace by stealing the MacGuffin suitcase that keeps the movie in motion. Caption reads: “They must want to die. They’re gonna push us until we have no choice. They’re basically daring us to EXECUTE THEM ALL FOR HIGH TREASON.” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Bullies bully until the bullied bully back.

Quote from Donald Trump: "I know what the hell I'm doing", except remixed to say, "I know what the heil I'm doing," since he's a fucking white supremacist Nazi, treasonous piece of shit ruining America at Putin’s bidding. The featured photo of Trump that accompanies this message is of him looking utterly confused and sickly at some podium (seriously, he almost looks cross-eyed, and his leather-tanner-colored skin looks like it's melting off his face). Remix by @starwards.bsky.social.

Screenshots of the ending of "The Princess Bride", when Wesley asks Inigo if he's ever considered becoming a pirate, except the caption reads: "What do you expect from simpletons who always think 'Because I said so!' should be enough?" Inigo Montoya’s reaction of, “Hmph! He might be right!” remains uncaptioned, left as is, because it’s as perfect in the movie as it applies here. Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Cropped photo of Trump looking over his shoulder with the text: "All hail President Impotent Rage!" Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Illustration of two Grey aliens peering over the (viewer, as if the viewer is on an examining table taking the picture), with the following text: Classification: Earthlings - Edible / Fate: Extinct / Analysis: Wasted all their time cleaning up after conservative authoritarians / Property Value: Radioactive - Sell at Loss / Grade: Worst Investment Ever Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

COVID showed us who all the sociopaths are.

Too bad there's too many of them.

When clots give them dementia 10 years early and they need nursing home care, but Medicaid got cut, guess who's NOT paying for their stupid asses?

Image of a guillotine against a backdrop of a giant fireball explosion, with the caption: “Fuck World War III, how about ‘Operation: Justice for All’?” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Screenshot from “Pulp Fiction” when Jules (Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson) is about to shoot Brett (Frank Whaley, off-screen) for betraying Marsellus Wallace by stealing the MacGuffin suitcase that keeps the movie in motion. Caption reads: “They must want to die. They’re gonna push us until we have no choice. They’re basically daring us to EXECUTE THEM ALL FOR HIGH TREASON.” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Photo of a scenic hillside farm next to a river, with the caption: “Where are Iran’s Weapons for Molestation Distraction? Here? Here? How about here? You sure it’s not here? Maybe over here? What if it’s buried [in the field]? Also check here [a point REALLY far away]. Gotta be here.” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Photo from the insurrection on January 6, 2021, during which a traitor carried a Confederate flag into the halls of the Capitol building, before others smeared literal shit on the walls of, again, the CAPITOL BUILDING, while trying to overthrow the government for failing to overturn the results of the 2020 Election, when Joe Biden defeated Russian Agent Krasnov fair-and-square. Caption reads: "This is what happens when you don't FINISH THE JOB." Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

That flag didn't walk into the Capitol by itself.

Luckily, there's no statute of limitations on how far back we can go to charge motherfuckers for High Treason.

So... how about 1860?

Mock “Celebrity Deathmatch” promo featuring Bill & Hillary Clinton vs. Trump, with the caption “Mutually-assured distraction!” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Image of a guillotine against a backdrop of a giant fireball explosion, with the caption: “Fuck World War III, how about ‘Operation: Justice for All’?” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

They made a 5yo girl have sex with a dog, and that's from the TAME stuff they'd already released.

They, and those who defended/enabled them, ALL gotta go.

Picture of clouds with a sunburst in the center behind the caption: "Hey Trump dummies: you can't get into Heaven if we never forgive you. Matthew 5:23-24." Credit attributed to @starwards.bsky.social.

Yup! Why spend Eternity with THEM, praising an absentee landlord who trapped us here with THEM?

Besides, as long as we hold a grudge against all authoritarian conservative fascists, they'll NEVER get into any "Paradise".

Because for all THIS shit [gestures broadly], they will never deserve to.

Former "Rage Against The Machine" guitarist Tom Morello performing in front of a giant "Nazi Lives Don't Matter" poster.

No the fuck they don't.

Photo of Trump meeting his advisors in a makeup Mobile “Situation Room” set up… in his fucking banquet hall at Mar-a-Lago. Little arrows sarcastically point out: 1) the “Top Secret Plans” map that’s just sitting there for anybody - like the photographer who took this photo - to walk up on, whether they have the security clearance or not; 2) the ceiling of the “War-a-Lago Banquet Hall”, which means he’s not meeting in the secure War Room in DC, and 3) the cheap, flimsy black curtains they hastily put up, as if that’s going to keep anyone from overhearing or accidentally walk in on them while looking for more lasagna. Caption reads: “What an unprofessional SHITSHOW.” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

An experienced military leader would've seen this pathetic excuse for a Situation Room and said:

"Waitaminute... WHERE ARE ALL THE GENERALS?"

Screenshot from “Pulp Fiction” when Jules (Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson) is about to shoot Brett (Frank Whaley, off-screen) for betraying Marsellus Wallace by stealing the MacGuffin suitcase that keeps the movie in motion. Caption reads: “They must want to die. They’re gonna push us until we have no choice. They’re basically daring us to EXECUTE THEM ALL FOR HIGH TREASON.” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

“We wouldn’t need a REVOLUTION if we execute every TRAITOR.” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Screenshot from "The Untouchables" where (Sean Connery) is telling Elliot Ness (Kevin Costner) "They put one of yours in the hospital, you put one of theirs in the morgue! THAT'S the Chicago way!" Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Must've learned that living in Chicago.

Picture of a skull and crossbones between the caption: "All this shit is why they redefined 'Sociopathy' and tried to get rid of the DEATH PENALTY." Credit attributed to @starwards.bsky.social.

"Make Authoritarians Globally Absent." Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Screenshot from “Pulp Fiction” when Jules (Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson) is about to shoot Brett (Frank Whaley, off-screen) for betraying Marsellus Wallace by stealing the MacGuffin suitcase that keeps the movie in motion. Caption reads: “They must want to die. They’re gonna push us until we have no choice. They’re basically daring us to EXECUTE THEM ALL FOR HIGH TREASON.” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Picture of a razor blade cutting through paper, with the caption: “They intentionally broke Hanlon’s Razor. We owe them NOTHING. No mercy, no quarter, no recompense for traitors.” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Picture of majestic clouds in the sky with the text: "There's no way They're starting World War III to distract from their pedophilia and sex trafficking. Wars pry eyes from systemic liquidity issues due to financial mismanagement and corruption. Staying in power keeps the gravy train running. They're trying to prevent a more equitable NEW WORLD ORDER, where PEOPLE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN PROFIT." Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

No, there is VERY MUCH a reason:

These motherfuckers want to die, and they're going to push us until we all put our big-boy pants on and oblige them.

They're basically DARING us to execute them for High Treason.

All because the banks need a distraction from impending global economic collapse.