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Photo of Trump meeting his advisors in a makeup Mobile HQ set up… in his fucking banquet hall at Mar-a-Lago. Little arrows sarcastically point out: 1) the “Top Secret Plans” map that’s just sitting there for anybody - like the photographer who took this photo - to walk up on, whether they have the security clearance or not; 2) the ceiling of the “War-a-Lago Banquet Hall”, which means he’s not meeting in the secure War Room in DC, and 3) the cheap, flimsy black curtains they hastily put up, as if that’s going to keep anyone from overhearing or accidentally walk in on them while looking for more lasagna. Caption reads: “What an unprofessional SHITSHOW.” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

WHERE ARE THE GENERALS?!?

No, there is VERY MUCH a reason:

These motherfuckers want to die, and they're going to push us until we all put our big-boy pants on and oblige them.

They're basically DARING us to execute them for High Treason.

All because the banks need a distraction from impending global economic collapse.

Screenshot from Obi-Wan Kenobi and Darth Vader's battle near the end of "Star Wars", with the caption: "Your distractions are weak, old man!" Obi-Wan is symbolic of "Trump's KKK clownshow", while Vader is symbolic of "the looming collapse of the entire global economy"; Obi-Wan's lightsaber symbolizes Trump's "malignant sociopathy", while Vader's saber symbolizes "greed and corruption". The repaired Millenium Falcon, symbolizing "a functioning democracy" waits in the bay in the background, ready to operate properly. The Death Star, on which they battle, symbolizes the "Central Banks, private equity firms, and hedge funds" that are on the verge of exploding due to all of the above. Arrangement by @starwards.bsky.social.

"Not sure" meme of Fry from "Futurama" with the text: "Why isn't anyone talking about the impending total worldwide economic collapse?" Credit attributed to @starwards.bsky.social.

The Epstein Files? Red herring.

Iran invasion? Red herring.

Communism? Red herring.

FOLLOW THE MONEY, YOU MORONS.

Top Row: “Woman Yelling at a Cat” meme, featuring a screen cap of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” cast members Taylor Armstrong and Kyle Richards next to a confused cat (Smudge the Cat) sitting behind a dinner plate. Caption reads: “How it be” Bottom Row: The first section of the above meme, next to a picture of a well-lit vanity mirror showing Taylor screaming at herself. Caption reads: “How it need be” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

What a surprise, a Republican with no self-awareness.

“We wouldn’t need a REVOLUTION if we execute every TRAITOR.” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Iranian leader Khamenei killed in strike, Israeli officials say Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said earlier in a televised statement that the compound in Tehran where Khamenei had been staying was destroyed and that 'it is possible the tyrant is no longer with ...

Iranian leader Khamenei killed in strike, Israeli officials say.

That's not going to stop Wall Street from committing international securities fraud and swallowing up the world economy with insurmountable debt... but they don't want us paying attention to THAT.

“The Department of Defense has never passed an audit. The Pentagon has failed to account for trillions over its past 8 audits. … There have only been 8 audits.” Source: https://www.militarytimes.com/news/pentagon-congress/2025/12/19/pentagon-fails-financial-audit-for-8th-year-in-a-row/ Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Photo of a fiery Joe Biden giving a speech at the president's lectern, with the caption: "The crazier this shit gets, the crazier it is how they did FUCK-ALL to prevent it (especially since THEY actually READ the intelligence reports!)." Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

The Commander-in-Chief's sworn duty is to protect the country from foreign and domestic attack.

Biden failed to do that.

WHY?!?

Is this an arrogant underestimation of Evil, or complicity?

Either way, if WE gotta clean this shit up, might as well make a new government that works for all of us.

Picture of majestic clouds in the sky with the text: "There's no way They're starting World War III to distract from their pedophilia and sex trafficking. Wars pry eyes from systemic liquidity issues due to financial mismanagement and corruption. Staying in power keeps the gravy train running. They're trying to prevent a more equitable NEW WORLD ORDER, where PEOPLE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN PROFIT." Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

All this to prevent anyone from seeing how much incomprehensibly-insurmountable debt they don't want to have to pay each other, let alone to society.

They'd rather end the world than give the poor any equity at all.

So fuck them all to oblivion.

The Constitution?

In THIS case, either you're betraying America, or "betraying Trump". The latter is NOT in the Constitution.

Even if you don't think it's "classical treason", he's DELIBERATELY trying to kill the Dollar as World Reserve Currency - financial treason is treason, too.

Imagine wanting to be complicit with child rapists, sex traffickers, and unregistered foreign agents accelerating America's collapse.

All I want is for humankind to survive The Great Filter.

It's absurd we'll never get to explore the stars, because we're too busy arguing amongst ourselves here.

a man holding a clock in front of a crowd with a sign that says " power " Alt: GIF of Flavor Flav during Public Enemy's "Fight the Power" music video, flashing his clock and grooving with The People.

YOOOOOO can we buy one with THAT FLAV LOGO?

That shit's heavy as FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

Picture of Special Prosecutor Jack Smith, with the following quote from his "Final Report of the Special Counsel under 28 C.F.R. § 600.8": "I found that, with respect to both Mr. Trump's unprecedented efforts to unlawfully retain power after losing the 2020 election and his unlawful retention of classified documents after leaving office, the Principles [of Federal Prosecution] COMPELLED PROSECUTION. Indeed, Mr. Trump's cases represented ones "in which the offense [was] the most flagrant, the public harm the greatest, and the proof MOST CERTAIN." (Jackson, The Federal Prosecutor, April 1, 1940) Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Not as far as Robert Mueller and Jack Smith are concerned.

But what would THEY know? 🙄

a man in a helmet and armor is holding a shield in the desert . Alt: GIF from "Spaceballs" when they're told to comb the desert and dude says, "We ain't found SHIT!"

Beats me, I'm just here for the economic collapse.

It's all "Wag the Dog" anyway.

Looks like Bill pulled a "We ain't seen SHIT!", but everyone's still hung up on Hillary's testimony from yesterday, because misogyny.

Dude is DESPERATE for a distraction.

Picture of a guillotine with the text:

"Total # who voted for Trump in 2016: 62,984,828... in 2020: 74,223,975... in 2024: 77,302,580... Ain't enough room in the prisons for every Nazi traitor." Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

“Unfortunately, there is no penalty in the Constitution for aiding & abetting pedophilia. But there is for high treason…” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Image of Agent Krasnov behind bars, with the text: “Fun fact: There’s actually nothing in the US Constitution that prohibits the arrest of a sitting president. The DOJ could bypass impeachment and arrest the sitting president on CRIMINAL CHARGES. They could even do it in the middle of the night with minimal crew and Secret Service detail; handcuffs would only be necessary if he resists. [After all,] IMPEACHMENT IS USELESS WITHOUT A CONVICTION.” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

“We wouldn’t need a REVOLUTION if we execute every TRAITOR.” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Screenshot from Mel Brooks’ “Young Frankenstein” when Dr. Victor von Fronkenshteen gets trapped in the secret revolving bookcase, and he has to communicate with his innocent assistant Inga (Teri Garr, off-screen) on how to help un-smush his face. Caption reads: “Now listen to me VERY carefully… do NOT make him a scapegoat! This may be our best chance to eliminate greed and corruption forEVER-ever. They ALL gotta go.” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Hey Kat, I just got your comic-book mailer. Genius!

Go fuck 'em up!

Photo from when then-newly-elected NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani shook Trump's hand in the Oval Office, and Trump looks starstruck. Caption says, "You've been... Mam-dominated!" Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Screenshot of the scene from "Arrested Development" where Tobias Funke (David Cross) says, "We're having a FIRE!... sale" is substituted with "Russia must end... the war they started", a quote by legendary Ukrainian bad-ass President Volodymyr Zelenskyy Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

PsyPost article by Eric W. Dolan, published February 17, 2026, reads: “Trump support in 2024 linked to White Americans’ perception of falling to the bottom of the racial hierarchy”, with the added caption: “It’s official - Trump is the ‘white people ain’t shit’ president’.” Source: https://www.psypost.org/trump-support-in-2024-linked-to-white-americans-perception-of-falling-to-the-bottom-of-the-racial-hierarchy/ Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Mock “Celebrity Deathmatch” promo featuring Bill & Hillary Clinton vs. Trump, with the caption “Mutually-assured distraction!” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Major bank faces £600million hit after UK mortgage lender collapses High Court allegations include claims that the same property assets were used to secure multiple loans

Oh, so it wasn't a bank, it was a mortgage lender in England.

Barclay's is gonna have to do some rearranging this weekend.

It was absolutely ridiculous the lengths they went to to keep a sentence going. I think the eventual winner managed to go on, for like, 80 pages.

Granted, that guy had NOTHING on Ayn Rand, but then again we were only in 5th grade.

Ha!

In our gifted program, one of the assignments was to keep a daily journal, with stickers being given out at 25/50/75/100 pages, etc. You could write anything, just... fill the books up.

Well, my friends decided to have a contest to see who could write the longest run-on sentence....

Mock “boxing promo”-style poster for the fake “V for Vendetta”-inspired event, “Vice Vegas: VINDICATION”, featuring “vivid violence, vicious vengeance, vicarious victories, videographers, vintage valuables, voyeurs, vibes, vertiginous views, various vittles, and vendors! Venue: Victoria’s Viper Valley!” Fight card features “Victims vs. Violators, Villagers vs. Vultures, Vassals vs. Viceroys, Vegans vs. Vivisectors, and Voters vs. Villains!” Date: “The Vth (5th) of noVember. Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

"Who're the bigger pieces of shit? Corrupt billionaires who want everything for themselves even unto the End of the World? Or the Worker$ who just want enough to enjoy laboring and not have to stress like a motherfucker? FUCK THEIR SYSTEM." Credit attributed to @starwards.bsky.social.