Mj He/Him

I just spent far too long trying to find an electric dustpan and brush.

Averagely done cat pumpkin carving with candle

I hope you are spooked or cuddled as your Halloween desires!

Cold! And wet! 😂. But I should probably blame autumn for that as opposed to a whole north/south thing aha.

😂 consistency can be good! Even if it’s bad consistency haha. But yeh that sucks sorry. Especially have so much zipping around inside that you wanna do!

Of course! Does get lost a little in the bookshelf though admittedly 😅.

All okay thanks! Recently moved up north and just unpacking life again for a new start 🍁

How’s you?

I still have your book mini on display FYI. 🥰

When I was 16 I would’ve tried to write a really deep metaphor about life and how when you achieve something great it all comes tumbling out…

Instead, I’m gunna say that f*ing hate the moment when you’ve spent 20 mins pumping up an airbed and then let it all out when you try and shove the cork in.

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Smart! Thank you. And then maybe I’ll stop finding the shit attached to every surface in the flat 😂

BUT I spent like an hour on it cos took so many layers. So there’s no chance in hell I’m removing before Sunday.

In advance of London pride and due to a desire to procrastinate from work, I’ve done my nails with a weird multi colored confetti like varnish…

And my god I hate it!! So bumpy. Randomly falling off. And stinks so bad my cats won’t even be in the same room as me!

👀👀 *lore drop*

It’s not ‘too’ often however! 😂

Time for a weekend recharge! 💤😻

How do any Dungeon Masters manage to write any novels or anything while working on a campaign?? It’s endless!

Currently having to research lots for a tomb raider sequence. And it’s very distracting having to play Lara Croft

A lovely long furred cat holding the ribbon that’s being tied round a box

Kiki helping to wrap a present 🥰😂

A ‘zero fragrance’ cleaner I am trying to use to get rid of cat shit on the carpet.

And this is just plain stupid.

I regret calling every pet I’ve watched on TikTok dragging their poopy arse across the carpet cute.

… it is not cute. It is a horror show.

Harvest that bamboo!

Fabulous

Very on brand for you, if you don’t mind me saying 😂

Just remember to ask for content warnings before you dive into a work, just in case you’re not ready to get so down and gritty with certain potential traumas on an Easter Sunday! 😂

Having said that. If I ever finish something this year, I’ll be sure to see if you’re free. ⭐️🖤

Ah fab!! Hope you enjoy and get some bites 💪🫡. I’m sure you’ll 100% smash it

And yet, you’ve made more people laugh. (Deliberately)

Cool!! I want to eat it. But, I fear it would crack a tooth.

Words float as burning embers as I tare the pages of your worlds. Tears and bile collide with cold detachment and do battle along the jagged edges of each ripped page; neither them nor me knowing whether they fight to avoid, or embrace, destruction. The final rip brings silence as the pieces drop to join those already there. It is neither peace nor relief that binds them, only grief.

🧡

Happy Birthday! I hope you’re doing good 🥰.

(And love is on the floor by my bed waiting for me)

DM me if ever need an emergency stash sent 🍫