Rob Roberts

An old historic temple ready to crumble to dust 👴🏻 lol 🧡

It’s so stupid!!! My body is a delicate temple 🙍‍♀️

Allen and I have both been stupid sick all week post cruise. Not covid but a reminder we aren’t allowed to do anything nice without punishment.
Finally well enough yesterday to walk 14K steps at an ingress meet up and 11K today. My point is, I EARNED that $1.50 Costco hotdog I just inhaled. 🐷

thank fuck daylight savings is here. boo hoo about the lost hour of sleep, daylight until 7pm for my walks will be the best thing ever ☀️

Oh wow, maybe I am into pup play 🫨

Jelly!! I really want to try virgin cruises. The no kids thing is really the selling point

1297226 , 7 digits :(

i tink she's still iconic tho

Welp, it finally happened, my phone autocorrected to “fuck” when no, this time I really was actually trying to say “duck” 🦆

Ding dong the witch is … probably getting replaced with someone worse 🫠

How I feel when someone blocks me

Hahaha I WISH but sadly the cruise is over and I’m back at home 😢

good morning ☕️

I’ll see the Tencent board in the parking lot at 5PM

(For legal reasons, this is hyperbole)

👏 👏 👏

Who the fuck set some goal that this game had to hit x number of dollars in three months or its ass up for everyone? Who approved such a shitty financial plan? Let’s name names for fun.

Every executive attached to this (NOT the hard working artists, programmers, etc) should be extremely fucking embarrassed at themselves.

Stop telling gamers what they want out of some boardroom and try playing some fucking games.

kinda want to check out the new WoW expansion but also, ehhhh it's not like i end game raid, what's the rush? surely they offer a discount by summer.

"fuck ice" in pokopia font

all i've been seeing all day long is that silly pokopia font generator. anyway........

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Oooo have fun in Aruba <3

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Me, dressed up in a jester hat and beads and Mardi Gras attire while a street festival happens behind me

Hosted a parade/festival with thousands of people just blocks from the California Capitol. It’s Sacramentos only nighttime parade and it felt like hosting the main st electrical parade. Like pinch me, are these opportunities real? Happy Mardi Gras! (Yeah a little late but that’s when it is here)

Ty of course I’d love to be on vacation forever but all things considered it’s good to be back ✨

I thought the reunion was weak. I love the housewives as TV characters but the reunion was way way too centered on them when they had zero game. Lisa literally admitted she was just there to make TV moments and Candice clearly cannot separate emotions from the game and it’s painful to watch.

I watched the traitors finale on my way home. I won’t spoil LIKE IT WAS SPOILED FOR ME 😡 but all I’ll say is I look forward to the civilian version where everyone is there to GAME and there are no pre game alliances (please no family member twists like UK)

Back in Sacramento after thinking an hour weather delay in Orlando might cause me loooots of problems. Still, 36 hours ago I was relaxing in a warmed pool in the Bahamas and then a boat took me to a plane took me to home. Science! 💡

Straight to a cruise port and on a boat out of there :)

Tbh the best news is that gen 10 is only on switch 2, if they’re taking their time then maybe it can run well and not be too buggy. I know, I know, I’m throwing a coin in the fountain.

Birdie who is tired of your shit is definitely my starter for this gen…. in a year