Martin Short has aged really well. I cannot believe he's 75. However, Canada's greatest export is still genuine maple syrup, followed closely by Crown Royal.

I had legit completely forgotten this.

I think he is.

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if you had fucked my husband. I said he was smart, not chaste.

Oh honey I had all that lasered off. I don't shave anymore. I haven't owned a razor in years, especially not an Occam razor. Harry's and the Dollar Shave Club was a lot of nickel & diming, so I'm just going to pass on Occam's and just pay to get touch ups when I need them.

How would I know that? You're clearly into genocide, but it's not one of my interests. So does that mean that Nazis both are pro Israel and pro Palestinian then? That seems sort of contradictory.

A fundamental lack of self-esteem is what drives NPD. You don't have to be a psychologist to open the DSM-5-TR to see that DJT meets every single diagnostic criteria for the personality disorder, which is what makes all of this this so scary.

His net worth is only $500 million. We need Peter Thiel (or just possibly Peter Thiel himself considering what he did to Gawker) levels of financing to even make a small dent here.

@cunkonlife.bsky.social This & a sign that says "Elon Musk could invent a machine that chops his own head off electronically before the mob arrives" is a great opportunity to see if Crash Patel's FBI Tesla Twat Force is brave (or dumb) enough to risk a 1st Amendment Civil Suit.

I told an attorney "NO."

It's a classic. Total banger. It's been putting numbers on the board since the formation of Indo-European languages.

Crossed without doing a historical reenactment of the Bataan Death March? That's really the concern here.

Not true. I'm buying Ukraine War Bonds direct from Kyiv. I'm writing nasty letters to all the senators. I'm jumping out in front of Tesla dealerships with my crazy signs and I'm getting involved in local politics. I made a neighborhood association like really mad today.

Amen.

My mom LOVES Joe Rogan. I asked her if she like Caillou since she likes listening to bald toddlers so much. She didn't get my joke so I just told her that I've fallen in love with his podcast since learning it's satire.

OMG, could he just throw a book at this! He's like literally a generational talent of a writer. 80% of Psychological Operations are figuring out how to blur fiction and reality and then disseminate it in mass. Who could do this better than him?

I cannot believe that I'm saying this but I hope the economy tanks quickly so they have nothing to hide behind.

Yeah, I really didn't love that he pardoned Hunter either.

Think bigger and on a longer time scale. Everything that we are doing to Elon Musk needs to be done to the entire Trump family for the next 25 years until every single last grandchild is sitting their ass in a Florida trailer park. Americans are too forgiving and their memories are far too short.

That's an interesting theory. It makes sense.

Well this is concerning

I started learning Spanish in 2016 because Mexico is 100% my escape plan. Some of my family has already moved back. Every time I see them getting spun up about the wall I wanna scream because they're trying to cut off my egress route.

I feel like he might burst into flame if he actually touched it

My husband and I say something similar or a variation thereof every day over coffee in the morning. Usually it's "Why is Chuck Shumer such a little bitch?" but you get the idea.

That's what I though a Freudian slip was too, but then again I went to a community college.

That's actually really good.

I'm not even sure how to respond to this question. Could we just get an update on your comeback tour sir?

I mean the way that he has dealt with General Milley has made me cringe on multiple occasions at his lack of decorum and professionalism. It's extremely embarrassing to witness.

I have a child with Downs (and autism) that runs screaming after every. single. bird. that he sees. Two days ago he bolted getting off the school bus and chased a flock of wild turkeys down the block screaming "chickens come back." Catching my kid is like real life Pokemon.

I love this so much. Where can I get this?

My dad is pretty much Colonel Kurtz, so having his spiritual twin running the White House is a lot like being sentenced to house arrest with my parents. Except that my father or Col Kurtz make somewhat more rational decisions and are slightly more likeable.