The difference between me and the Louvre art thieves is that when I steal priceless valuables from the Louvre I do it so that nobody knows I stole them. Don't celebrate mediocrity

I hope not.

just removing Jalen Green and adding no one would have been a huge improvement. Adding KD is just a bonus.

I don't hate them, just recognize that they were highly inefficient and contributed to winning at a rate below the league average. I hope they both improve and have success.

I love it so much that Jalen Green and Dillon Brooks are gone. getting KD is the icing, getting rid of the bricklayers is the cake!

no, but a guy not far from me died after he crashed in water, then removed the battery and put it in his backpack where it exploded and killed him.

I have some bad ebike news for you . . .

rad

Listening to Federal Way's traffic engineer explain why a speed limit reduction isn't likely on a street next to a school after a serious crash - on a street where drivers are exceeding the 35 mph limit.

"It was a tragic situation that occurred out there...but realistically it's an outlier."

when you get KD you are win now. we have no point guard. we can grab an elite one. title windows are short and rare.

we need to trade for Derrick White

James Brown. 1966. his twelfth album was "It's a man's man's man's world".

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

Amen Thompson the most important tho

how does that make you feel as a former Astros fan?

"Exhibit A" in Tylenol's upcoming lawsuit against our irresponsible nitwit president.

ok but your fan card is revoked. I think the Rangers are accepting applications for fanhood.

nope. we are winning the world series this year.

well, she clearly has a sense of humor so it's not off the table

we need the beard

now we let amen cook and try to pry the beard away from the clips!

I am proud to be born a Muslim.
I am proud to be born in Somalia.
I am proud to have become an American.

None of you can change that no matter how much you rage tweet.

Drink some water and touch grass.

bargain at any price.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Nancy Levine Stearns U Albany college tennis

🧵 An open letter to the US Open and USTA:

Trump will attend the #USOpen as a guest of ROLEX. Yesterday, Trump declared 'WAR' on Chicago. The USTA has called for media censorship of dissent against Trump today.

I played NCAA tennis many years ago and still play. Today I resign my #USTA membership.

oof. this one slams. nice .

at least gotta have Yao on the list of guys who transcend the sport