Bill Ward

REPORTER: Yesterday you told us Israel was going to strike Iran and that's why we needed to get involved. But today the president said Iran--

RUBIO: No. Were you there yesterday?

REPORTER: Yes. I asked the question

Artist: @dccartoonist.bsky.social

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY WATCHES A BOY TALKING WITH A GIRL BEFORE SCHOOL BOY: MAY I CARRY YOUR BOOKS? NANCY: HOW ROMANTIC--I WISH SLUGGO WOULD DO THAT P2- NANCY SEES SLUGGO WALKING AHEAD OF HER NANCY: WHY DON'T YOU CARRY MY BOOKS LIKE OTHER BOYS DO? SLUGGO LOOKS VERY TIRED P3- SLUGGO: LOOK, NANCY--I'M AWFUL TIRED TODAY AND- - NANCY: THAT'S оКАУ-- IF YOU'LL CARRY MY BOOKS P4- NANCY HANDS SLUGGO HER BOOKS NANCY: I'LL CARRY YOU NANCY IS CARRYING SLUGGO IN HER ARMS SLUGGO WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT, HE WENT FROM LOOKING SLEEPY TO SURPRISED

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 02,1950

Even Matt Walsh isn’t buying it

BLOOD BROTHERS It took but a year for the monstrous Benjamin Netanyahu and Donald Trump to destabilize the entire world

📌All of this madness has been made possible by the most blood-thirsty president in United States history, who in the past year alone, has now bombed seven different countries, and put masked, murdering government agents in our streets.

READ THAT AGAIN.

Then what happened?

They don't have a plan...

They just hate mine...

Literally the only statement from an elected official I’ve read this morning worth our time. @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov take note!!

Thank you @mayor.nyc.gov @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

CC: @hebagowayed.bsky.social

Draft Stephen Miller

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY AND IRMA ARE PLAYING WITH THEIR BABYDOLLS NANCY: I'M SO CAREFUL WITH MY CHILD -- SHE'S SO DELICATE IRMA: NOT AS DELICATE AS MY FRAIL CHILD P2- NANCY: MY CHILD NEEDS THE MOST TENDER CARE IRMA: I'M MUCH TENDERER WITH MY BABY THAN YOU P3- NANCY AND IRMA ARE NOW GETTING VERY ANGRY AT EACH OTHER NANCY: SEZ YOU IRMA: SEZ YOU THEY BOTH ARE HOLDING THEIR DOLLS UP IN THE AIR P4- NANCY AND IRMA START SWINGING THEIR DOLLS AT EACH OTHER WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 26,1952

Seized Art, Eavesdropping Guards: Parents Describe a Clampdown at Dilley Detention Center as Kids Shared Their Stories Detainees told ProPublica that art supplies have been removed in room searches, immigrants have lost access to Gmail and staff hover within earshot during video calls.

Christian wanted people to know what immigrant families like hers were going through inside the Dilley detention center, so she gathered dozens of letters and hid them in her jacket. She and others told me and @mckenziefunk.com its becoming harder to speak out www.propublica.org/article/dill...

Eye-popping margins in the Pennsylvania special elections today:

—Democrats won HD94 by 63 points.
(Harris won it by 30 in 2024.)

—Democrats won HD42 by 35 points.
(Harris won it by 17 in 2024.)

[The 2024 numbers are via the essential @the-downballot.com].

Of course, Apple News features plenty of center-right publications that are serious news outlets. What she means by “bias” is that they don’t treat right-wing propaganda factories as equivalent to legitimate newspapers. Because, of course, they aren’t. “Bias” would be pretending they are.

I had never seen this Fox News dropdown before. Many fairs, such balance.

BREAKING

Charles Kushner, the US Ambassador to France, has been banned from meeting with members of the French government after he failed to show up to a diplomatic summons with the French Foreign Minister.

Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport) Donald J. Trump’s incoherent outbursts, drooping face, and mid-sentence naps have sparked widespread alarm about his steep mental decline. As a public service, The Borowitz Report is offering the fo...

substack.com/@borowitzrep...

thinking about how Savannah Guthrie had to cancel her trip to work the Olympics because of her mom’s kidnapping but the guy who heads up the investigative body handling the case was posting pictures of himself in the US hockey locker room today lol

HONK TAKE YOUR TIME… I’M THE BOSS AROUND HERE HONK HONK HONK HONK NANCY IS THE SCHOOL CROSSING GUARD, AND SHE HAS STOPPED TRAFFIC, TO ALLOW A TURTLE TO CROSS THE ROADS

IT’S MONDAY
TAKE YOUR TIME…
NANCY’S THE
BOSS AROUND HERE

YouTube video by Hayde Bluegrass Orchestra Hayde Bluegrass Orchestra - Brothers In Arms (Dire Straits Cover) | The Anti-War Sessions

Day-um

This dude has serious issues.

YouTube video by U2 U2 - American Obituary (Lyric Video)

Now I love U2 even more