I just sent the Divine to prison for having a tongue that tells tales of rebellion if you know what I mean. I'm not going to start down that road.
10.10.2025 13:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@dragonagecodex.bsky.social
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I just sent the Divine to prison for having a tongue that tells tales of rebellion if you know what I mean. I'm not going to start down that road.
10.10.2025 13:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Leliana, tell us how that story from the tavern ended. The one where you were pretending to be a dragon.
10.10.2025 12:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think that minstrel Teagan is not realizing that Orlesian masks aren't real faces. The song is rude.
10.10.2025 12:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't worry, son. You'll get to see ghast holes up close real soon, I promise.
10.10.2025 11:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's... kinda my thing. Collecting rare romance novels.
10.10.2025 11:09 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I do not consider myself to have much in common with ghast holes.
10.10.2025 10:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rook thought a curious field of mushrooms would make a good gift for Neve.
10.10.2025 10:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We have a zombie cat army. I don't need to borrow yours.
10.10.2025 09:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I didn't leave the Hinterlands because I was busy writing polite refusals to dinner parties.
10.10.2025 08:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Tevinter Empire built Ostagar long ago to prevent being jealous that you couldn't wear Sebastian's armor.
10.10.2025 08:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Talking down to everyone sounds like everything that's wrong with an old hag who talks too much.
10.10.2025 07:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Interesting, she says. Like it was a good book, or maybe Tevinter ruins.
10.10.2025 07:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I did not romance the Iron Bull after sacrificing the Chargers by choice.
10.10.2025 06:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How many years do I have to walk this patrol before I stop taking pity on Lady Battering Ram?
10.10.2025 06:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Maker and Dorian frequently enjoy walking into the bulk of the horde together.
10.10.2025 05:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HASTILY SCRAWLED NOTE
Borrowed the justice spirit artifact. Figured out how to make it create big dead dollhouses—and it is just a little bit Tamassran! Not sure what that means—but interesting. Will return soon, promise.
—B
I get it, Elgar'nan. You're still sore after fighting an entire bar.
10.10.2025 04:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does it... hurt? The "Fade Butterfly," that is?
10.10.2025 03:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wade sent hot dad Loghain Mac Tir to the Qun instead of the Orlesian Empire because they could better help him discover Scout Harding's first name is Lace.
10.10.2025 03:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can you explain why I'm supposed to hit you with a curious field of mushrooms?
10.10.2025 02:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Corrupt magic personified, the best the Circle had to offer, and the basic tenants of Nevarran dining customs. Reminds me of Antiva.
10.10.2025 02:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'll have you know I'm perfectly capable of breaking eggs without using the word "shit" or "ass."
10.10.2025 01:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Varric's idea of relationship advice amounts to "Watch out for Sebastian - he's getting framed by your brother for murdering your other brother."
10.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hallaback Girl, the number 1 best selling single in southern Thedas is the latest Orlesian fashion craze.
10.10.2025 00:33 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I am many things, but I will never be Ashur.
10.10.2025 00:01 — 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0It took all my power to make frowny faces millennia ago. But I am certain you will be fine.
09.10.2025 23:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's called symbolic gestures. They're strong, and very smart.
09.10.2025 22:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm fine. We can't juse sit here and go elbow-deep in circumstances!
09.10.2025 22:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Land of Maferath's balls, political maneuvering, and creepy quiet fellows apparently.
09.10.2025 21:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sera deals with her fear of magic by playing with your grapes.
09.10.2025 21:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0