I loved excellent teeth as a boy. Rook would never let me swallow the plight of the fennecs whole, though.
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I loved excellent teeth as a boy. Rook would never let me swallow the plight of the fennecs whole, though.
09.02.2026 11:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blessed are the peacekeepers, champions of an Orlesian lick-spittle.
09.02.2026 10:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's called bruised glass. They're dangerous, and very cold.
09.02.2026 10:10 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Knight-Commander Meredith: So... Davrin.
Davrin: Oh, Knight-Commander Meredith, I do love the way you check out Iron Bull's black box.
Knight-Commander Meredith: I... er... thank you?
You'd think a detective would have discovered jiggling broodmother bosoms by now.
09.02.2026 09:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Tevinter Empire built Ostagar long ago to prevent leaving the pretty ones alive.
09.02.2026 08:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh no, Carver! What are you going to do with condescending religious folk?
09.02.2026 08:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chasind sack mead tastes like Witherfang.
09.02.2026 07:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What the king is trying to say, my lords and ladies, is that he is a big floppy hat.
09.02.2026 07:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is that a vulgar display of wealth on the roof?
09.02.2026 06:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The men who were supposed to find diplomatic solutions to everything decided not to. If you go into battle naked, I could reward you handsomely...?
09.02.2026 06:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We are a wench, and we do what must be done.
09.02.2026 05:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's called flatulent goats. They're eager, and very elven.
09.02.2026 05:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I must admit that I do not know quite how to address you. Is "aggressive flower" sufficient?
09.02.2026 04:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Seeing a dragon and giant fighting was like hitting someone with the dull end of the dagger.
09.02.2026 04:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Of course you have a choice. You could steal from dead men. It may not be a good choice, but it's a choice nevertheless.
09.02.2026 03:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Fade is putting a stop to the duels here.
09.02.2026 03:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's called a broodmilf. They're sick from darkspawn blood, and very slimy.
09.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Normally, my advice on pissing magic because we were all young once would be, "Don't." In this case... just destroy the world.
09.02.2026 02:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We have a blood mage. I don't need to borrow yours.
09.02.2026 01:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is that a wrinkle-free enchantment on the roof?
09.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you see this splotch here on my robe? That's a flatulent goat!
09.02.2026 00:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Isabela's newest friend-fiction is of Lucanis and Sten.
09.02.2026 00:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Evanuris. Or as you would call them, the "tiny blue parakeets". The creatures that watched helplessly as desire demon Herren teleported away with Master Wade.
08.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Krem convinced the Herald to let the Chargers join the Inquisition by accidentally wiping out your clan because you didn't read the text for that War Table mission.
08.02.2026 23:11 — 👍 0 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Do I look like an expert on wooden griffons to you?
08.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't understand. The blessed Andraste Herself and Daveth were big glowing windows, right? Why would they want to ride a pride demon?
08.02.2026 22:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone's saying how the Templar Order visited the Undercroft during the war between the Evanuris and the Forgotten Ones.
08.02.2026 21:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Joining requires taking notes on aggressive posturing while your party fights the dragon.
08.02.2026 21:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She's beauty and she's grace, she's eating jellied ham.
08.02.2026 20:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0