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I loved excellent teeth as a boy. Rook would never let me swallow the plight of the fennecs whole, though.

09.02.2026 11:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Blessed are the peacekeepers, champions of an Orlesian lick-spittle.

09.02.2026 10:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's called bruised glass. They're dangerous, and very cold.

09.02.2026 10:10 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Knight-Commander Meredith: So... Davrin.
Davrin: Oh, Knight-Commander Meredith, I do love the way you check out Iron Bull's black box.
Knight-Commander Meredith: I... er... thank you?

09.02.2026 09:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You'd think a detective would have discovered jiggling broodmother bosoms by now.

09.02.2026 09:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Tevinter Empire built Ostagar long ago to prevent leaving the pretty ones alive.

09.02.2026 08:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh no, Carver! What are you going to do with condescending religious folk?

09.02.2026 08:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chasind sack mead tastes like Witherfang.

09.02.2026 07:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What the king is trying to say, my lords and ladies, is that he is a big floppy hat.

09.02.2026 07:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is that a vulgar display of wealth on the roof?

09.02.2026 06:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The men who were supposed to find diplomatic solutions to everything decided not to. If you go into battle naked, I could reward you handsomely...?

09.02.2026 06:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We are a wench, and we do what must be done.

09.02.2026 05:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's called flatulent goats. They're eager, and very elven.

09.02.2026 05:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I must admit that I do not know quite how to address you. Is "aggressive flower" sufficient?

09.02.2026 04:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seeing a dragon and giant fighting was like hitting someone with the dull end of the dagger.

09.02.2026 04:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Of course you have a choice. You could steal from dead men. It may not be a good choice, but it's a choice nevertheless.

09.02.2026 03:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Fade is putting a stop to the duels here.

09.02.2026 03:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's called a broodmilf. They're sick from darkspawn blood, and very slimy.

09.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Normally, my advice on pissing magic because we were all young once would be, "Don't." In this case... just destroy the world.

09.02.2026 02:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We have a blood mage. I don't need to borrow yours.

09.02.2026 01:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is that a wrinkle-free enchantment on the roof?

09.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you see this splotch here on my robe? That's a flatulent goat!

09.02.2026 00:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Isabela's newest friend-fiction is of Lucanis and Sten.

09.02.2026 00:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Evanuris. Or as you would call them, the "tiny blue parakeets". The creatures that watched helplessly as desire demon Herren teleported away with Master Wade.

08.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Krem convinced the Herald to let the Chargers join the Inquisition by accidentally wiping out your clan because you didn't read the text for that War Table mission.

08.02.2026 23:11 — 👍 0    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Do I look like an expert on wooden griffons to you?

08.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't understand. The blessed Andraste Herself and Daveth were big glowing windows, right? Why would they want to ride a pride demon?

08.02.2026 22:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everyone's saying how the Templar Order visited the Undercroft during the war between the Evanuris and the Forgotten Ones.

08.02.2026 21:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Joining requires taking notes on aggressive posturing while your party fights the dragon.

08.02.2026 21:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She's beauty and she's grace, she's eating jellied ham.

08.02.2026 20:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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