Dr. Appointment

The Tricker's Treat

Heathcliff and Batman stand on top of a city rooftop next to the Bat-Signal, which is shining into the night sky. An embarrassed Dracula stands next to them and says "Sorry. I thought it was for me."

30 Oct 2025

Homer Simpson just died

Heathcliff and a few other cats loudly celebrate on the sidewalk on a clear night as several sentient purple blobs slither down the street, looking forward with vacant stares. Two owls watch from a tree, and one of them says "The annual blob migration."

29 Oct 2025

I just have to say, I think Haha, You Clowns is an incredible show. That man did a hell of a job raising those boys...

So they're good. Got it

Heathcliff sits at a beef cider stand, which is like a lemonade stand but he's selling beef cider. Dracula, holding a glass of the stuff, casually talks to Frankenstein's Monster, saying "My doctor told me to cut down on blood."

28 Oct 2025

Uncle SpongeBob

I guess Max Landis is trying to make a comeback. Just got a TikTok from him pitching a movie on some podcast

Dilbert: An Instant Pot? Wally: Yeah, it’s a really good pressure cooker. Wally: You can make pot roast in there too, Dilbert. Or Carnitas. Dilbert: Oh, nice. Wally: You can make ribs too. Or brisket. All sorts of barbecue, Dilbert! Dilbert: Cool. Wally: And get this: You can also make hard-boiled eggs. Dilbert: That rules. Wally: And a lot of people don’t know this, but Dilbert, you can also make banana bread. Dilbert: Badass. Wally: I’ve heard that you can even make cheesecake in there, Dilbert. Dilbert: Sick.

Evil Halloween costume idea (DO NOT DRESS AS THIS): Charlie Kirk with a bandage around your neck

I mean, they were a couple of movies I'd had a small interest in that were hard to pass up for $10, but I can live without them for right now lol

I started shopping the Shout Factory sale while I was at work earlier, pulled away for a few hours, and found that two of the items I put in my cart sold out in the few hours in between. Ah, such is life...

For Halloween, I'm going to be a Scary Leftist! "Oooooooo, I personally don't trust a guy with a Nazi tattoo!!!"

Don't mind if I do...

They did mothafuckin surgery on a mothafuckin grape!!!!!!

Gen Z Is Trying To Cancel Going For A Stroll!!!!

I keep getting edits of Tim Heidecker like this with 20 likes on my fyp.

Complaining about how new Pokémon games look is played out. Who cares?

!!!!!

I'm playing Yakuza 5 and the theme from Sonic Rush Adventure started playing in one of the convenience stores.

I just saw a thing

I'm 300000000000 years old and six inches tall

Louis C.K. is short for Louis Charlie Kirk

OMG...HASAN JUST SHOT HIS DOG IN THE NECK!!!!!!! AT A COLLEGE IN UTAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

SoarBungeeFitness Charlie Kirk Day today! Happy heavenly Birthday Charlie! We are unashamed ! do not own the rights to this music! #charliekirk #turningpoint #erikakirk @Mrserika Kirk @andrewkolvet @Brilyn Hollyhand @TheHodgetwins @TheBlaze @Kristan Hawkins @Terrence K Williams @Pbd Podcast @M.A. Rothman @JACK POSOBIEC @thoughtful _table @Ryan Fournier @Matthew West @Karoline Leavitt @JD Vance Fanpage @Pete Hegseth @Donald Trump USA @Kirk Cameron @Candace Cameron Bure @Jason Aldean @Brittany Aldean

And here's the video description from TikTok lol

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen