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the trans daughter of a lesbian household a cryptid with alleged cher vibes many slurs in a trenchcoat megachurch cultist šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļøā™€ļø

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"we're not mad" - Microslop, 2026

02.03.2026 12:11 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

"Lets remove peoples access to healthcare and then moral panic about them sorting their own access to healthcare."

I fucking hate this so much it's awful

02.03.2026 11:45 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Wait that roach I hired to represent me is a STYLIST???? I’m going to jail 😭😭😭

02.03.2026 04:02 — šŸ‘ 1115    šŸ” 66    šŸ’¬ 19    šŸ“Œ 1

(complimentary)

09.01.2026 19:41 — šŸ‘ 206    šŸ” 57    šŸ’¬ 3    šŸ“Œ 1

note to self: coconut milk does not fuck around. respect it like you would a wild animal.

01.03.2026 20:43 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

28.02.2026 18:53 — šŸ‘ 23424    šŸ” 5942    šŸ’¬ 141    šŸ“Œ 63

POV you put your face directly into his round back

27.02.2026 17:02 — šŸ‘ 1190    šŸ” 110    šŸ’¬ 24    šŸ“Œ 1

Ooo shit here we go

28.02.2026 23:08 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Yes

27.02.2026 10:52 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
The God emperor of mankind on his golden throne with loads of cables going into him to keep him alive. Although he isn't really alive, is he not really.

The God emperor of mankind on his golden throne with loads of cables going into him to keep him alive. Although he isn't really alive, is he not really.

Me with all of the things hooked into my veins today

27.02.2026 10:45 — šŸ‘ 41    šŸ” 7    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

PSA:

you are not being given access to the bag for free because you are pretty.

you are being given access to the bag for free because a predator wants access to either your, or someone else's body.

27.02.2026 10:49 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
Post image 27.02.2026 06:08 — šŸ‘ 376    šŸ” 45    šŸ’¬ 5    šŸ“Œ 3

Hannah Spencer walking into Westminster, sucking her teeth, tutting, and muttering "tell you what, you've had some cowboys in here."

27.02.2026 06:22 — šŸ‘ 2727    šŸ” 704    šŸ’¬ 30    šŸ“Œ 24

Girlfriend is infodumping about the science behind DIY HRT to a close friend to help and oh my god chat I love this woman

26.02.2026 14:00 — šŸ‘ 7    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Did you think you could never be marginalized?

26.02.2026 02:10 — šŸ‘ 415    šŸ” 72    šŸ’¬ 8    šŸ“Œ 19

Lower bills.

Protect the NHS.

Rebuild public services.

Vote Hannah Spencer & the Green Party.

26.02.2026 07:04 — šŸ‘ 1597    šŸ” 379    šŸ’¬ 45    šŸ“Œ 12

Sitting in the back of a cab driving through the city listening to breakcore is, and always will be, a peerless vibe.

26.02.2026 09:21 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

A merger implies it's a mutual partnership. No, no. This is a /hostile/ takeover. Of what? Funny you should ask, really...

25.02.2026 23:58 — šŸ‘ 13    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

"oh so you want to work in global corporate then?"

25.02.2026 23:55 — šŸ‘ 11    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

it's interesting how this is never said about chrisitian voters when christians actually are running around persecuting lgbt+ ppl.

christians do that all the time. muslims are mostly live and let live even if it conflicts with their personal religious views.

25.02.2026 09:40 — šŸ‘ 73    šŸ” 11    šŸ’¬ 5    šŸ“Œ 1

Institutional Pederasty Advocate Jesse Singal has been an instigator of a fascist desire to exterminate transsexuals, which intends to kill a million kids by sexually abusing them through the denial of medicine. Jesse Singal loves child sex abuse. He has dedicated his entire life to hurting children

18.06.2025 23:30 — šŸ‘ 219    šŸ” 64    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

No, it won't :)

24.02.2026 15:45 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

It probably won't, ngl.

It's telling that you're so vocally anti-green but unwilling to say who you think /is/ worth a vote though :)

24.02.2026 14:33 — šŸ‘ 7    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

@ladylizthelazy.bsky.social

24.02.2026 12:25 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
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Hey hey!

It's the turn-based bullet hell roguelike, Enter the Chronosphere!

Fight to the center of procedural generated chronospheres in a blend of real time action and turn based tactics. Play as a space bear, fight through wildly different alien worlds.

store.steampowered.com/app/1969810/...

24.02.2026 09:18 — šŸ‘ 29    šŸ” 12    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

ok but who would you vote for?

24.02.2026 12:17 — šŸ‘ 6    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Who would you vote for out of the current major parties in the UK?

24.02.2026 12:03 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0
cover of the album Filosofem by the neo nazi black metal act Burzum

cover of the album Filosofem by the neo nazi black metal act Burzum

LIBERALS: "If you think Gavin Newsom hates trans people you need to look at his record"

HIS RECORD:

24.02.2026 00:30 — šŸ‘ 369    šŸ” 95    šŸ’¬ 6    šŸ“Œ 7

idk, i think there's something calming about feeling your eyeballs sweat profusely while knowing you can't move your legs because they're actually in your stomach which has decided to exist in another fold of the sofa

24.02.2026 09:54 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0