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@surtic.bsky.social

the trans daughter of a lesbian household a cryptid with alleged cher vibes many slurs in a trenchcoat megachurch cultist πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈβ™€οΈ

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Join the Magic the Gaythering Discord Server! Check out the Magic the Gaythering community on Discord – hang out with 44 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

btw if you like magic the gathering and enjoy playing commander i have a lil group of goobers who play pretty regularly!

we use discord for voice and tabletop sim to actually play, it's really fun and a v welcome break from the horrors of the world

everyone welcome! :)

discord.gg/3UJQ6VnPcv

09.03.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am infinitely more excited about this than I am the entire TNMT set / New York Block

09.03.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP lmao

09.03.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 412    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

[:

09.03.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thanks for the heads up

09.03.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

The fucking noise this elicited from me upon seeing this, phenomenal effort Slurms

09.03.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In an attempt to shore up his dwindling support within the Labour Party, Keir Starmer pulls out all the stops with his infamous double recorder rendition of Things Can Only Get Better

09.03.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

i'm glad you can finally accept the truth 😌

09.03.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Go go Courtney Love Actually

Go go Courtney Love Actually

09.03.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

incorrect, you have stepladders for shoes

09.03.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OH SO YOU FINALLY ADMIT IT

09.03.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hey thats my city, cool

09.03.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm secure enough in my womanhood that I'm not threatened by including trans women in what I think a woman is & in my community of women. My womanhood is pretty solid & is not going anywhere if people who weren't assigned female at birth are under my umbrella.

08.03.2026 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

imagine feeding words into the infinite plagiarism machine when you could instead be spending thousands upon thousands to get a sultry twink to carve the cuntiest face of God possible out of the flesh of the world you live on

08.03.2026 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

imagine feeding words into the infinite plagiarism machine when you could instead be spending thousands upon thousands to get a sultry twink to carve the cuntiest face of God possible out of the flesh of the world you live on

08.03.2026 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the virgin ai larper cult Vs the chad patron of the arts state religion

08.03.2026 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think maybe if you're going to start a cult where you LARP as worshiping an ancient pantheon you should at least be commissioning artists to make your art rather than using AI.

If the Catholic church can do it so can you!

08.03.2026 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

league of legends is a torture chamber where you fight for hour and hour ripping copper wires out of everything you see to hit one very specific dopamine chain where you out play 3v1 and get "???" pinged by the whole match

07.03.2026 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Westenders

06.03.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

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06.03.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fellas, is it bitchmade to do emotional labor?

04.03.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

a wedding ring is a kink item

04.03.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 204    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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Jesse Singal
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On BlueSky Jamelle Bouie is being called a Nazi collaborator because he harassed (publicly disagreed with) a trans woman
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Bob Mann
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So weird how you only engage with (and amplify) trolls.
Fires
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He's not even on bluesky, what do you mean
Bob Mann
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Why share this here though?
J. Henry Waugh
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You want people to have less information?
Bob Mann
@BobMann2001
Does not seem especially critical to inform people that 'bitdizzy' called someone a 'scrotemoid' on Bluesky.
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Post Conversation Jesse Singal @jessesingal Β· 20h On BlueSky Jamelle Bouie is being called a Nazi collaborator because he harassed (publicly disagreed with) a trans woman Image Bob Mann @BobMann2001 Β· 20h So weird how you only engage with (and amplify) trolls. Fires @fireball635101 Β· 19h He's not even on bluesky, what do you mean Bob Mann @BobMann2001 Β· 19h Why share this here though? J. Henry Waugh @JWaugh_ Β· 18h You want people to have less information? Bob Mann @BobMann2001 Does not seem especially critical to inform people that 'bitdizzy' called someone a 'scrotemoid' on Bluesky. 9:15 PM Β· Mar 1, 2026 Β· 23 Views

absolute total cultural victory

02.03.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 292    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2
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PinkNews launches survey on impacts of the Supreme Court's gender ruling LGBTQ+ news publisher PinkNews has launched a survey focused on the impacts of the UK Supreme Court's gender ruling.

Ahead of the one year anniversary of the Supreme Court ruling, I am leading a survey on its impacts on people's day-to-day lives.

The online survey will run from Monday, 2 March to Monday, 30 March 2026.

The responses will form part of an overall report.

Survey link: forms.gle/g1578gYHu28k...

02.03.2026 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Support Sophie’s effort to get our community better data in the impact

02.03.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"we're not mad" - Microslop, 2026

02.03.2026 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Lets remove peoples access to healthcare and then moral panic about them sorting their own access to healthcare."

I fucking hate this so much it's awful

02.03.2026 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait that roach I hired to represent me is a STYLIST???? I’m going to jail 😭😭😭

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