"we're not mad" - Microslop, 2026
02.03.2026 12:11 ā š 1 š 0 š¬ 0 š 0"we're not mad" - Microslop, 2026
02.03.2026 12:11 ā š 1 š 0 š¬ 0 š 0
"Lets remove peoples access to healthcare and then moral panic about them sorting their own access to healthcare."
I fucking hate this so much it's awful
Wait that roach I hired to represent me is a STYLIST???? Iām going to jail ššš
02.03.2026 04:02 ā š 1115 š 66 š¬ 19 š 1(complimentary)
09.01.2026 19:41 ā š 206 š 57 š¬ 3 š 1note to self: coconut milk does not fuck around. respect it like you would a wild animal.
01.03.2026 20:43 ā š 1 š 0 š¬ 0 š 0"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
28.02.2026 18:53 ā š 23424 š 5942 š¬ 141 š 63POV you put your face directly into his round back
27.02.2026 17:02 ā š 1190 š 110 š¬ 24 š 1Ooo shit here we go
28.02.2026 23:08 ā š 0 š 0 š¬ 0 š 0Yes
27.02.2026 10:52 ā š 1 š 0 š¬ 0 š 0The God emperor of mankind on his golden throne with loads of cables going into him to keep him alive. Although he isn't really alive, is he not really.
Me with all of the things hooked into my veins today
27.02.2026 10:45 ā š 41 š 7 š¬ 1 š 0
PSA:
you are not being given access to the bag for free because you are pretty.
you are being given access to the bag for free because a predator wants access to either your, or someone else's body.
Hannah Spencer walking into Westminster, sucking her teeth, tutting, and muttering "tell you what, you've had some cowboys in here."
27.02.2026 06:22 ā š 2727 š 704 š¬ 30 š 24Girlfriend is infodumping about the science behind DIY HRT to a close friend to help and oh my god chat I love this woman
26.02.2026 14:00 ā š 7 š 0 š¬ 0 š 0Did you think you could never be marginalized?
26.02.2026 02:10 ā š 415 š 72 š¬ 8 š 19
Lower bills.
Protect the NHS.
Rebuild public services.
Vote Hannah Spencer & the Green Party.
Sitting in the back of a cab driving through the city listening to breakcore is, and always will be, a peerless vibe.
26.02.2026 09:21 ā š 2 š 0 š¬ 1 š 0A merger implies it's a mutual partnership. No, no. This is a /hostile/ takeover. Of what? Funny you should ask, really...
25.02.2026 23:58 ā š 13 š 1 š¬ 0 š 0"oh so you want to work in global corporate then?"
25.02.2026 23:55 ā š 11 š 0 š¬ 1 š 0
it's interesting how this is never said about chrisitian voters when christians actually are running around persecuting lgbt+ ppl.
christians do that all the time. muslims are mostly live and let live even if it conflicts with their personal religious views.
Institutional Pederasty Advocate Jesse Singal has been an instigator of a fascist desire to exterminate transsexuals, which intends to kill a million kids by sexually abusing them through the denial of medicine. Jesse Singal loves child sex abuse. He has dedicated his entire life to hurting children
18.06.2025 23:30 ā š 219 š 64 š¬ 0 š 0No, it won't :)
24.02.2026 15:45 ā š 1 š 0 š¬ 0 š 0
It probably won't, ngl.
It's telling that you're so vocally anti-green but unwilling to say who you think /is/ worth a vote though :)
@ladylizthelazy.bsky.social
24.02.2026 12:25 ā š 0 š 0 š¬ 0 š 0
Hey hey!
It's the turn-based bullet hell roguelike, Enter the Chronosphere!
Fight to the center of procedural generated chronospheres in a blend of real time action and turn based tactics. Play as a space bear, fight through wildly different alien worlds.
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ok but who would you vote for?
24.02.2026 12:17 ā š 6 š 0 š¬ 1 š 0Who would you vote for out of the current major parties in the UK?
24.02.2026 12:03 ā š 0 š 0 š¬ 1 š 0cover of the album Filosofem by the neo nazi black metal act Burzum
LIBERALS: "If you think Gavin Newsom hates trans people you need to look at his record"
HIS RECORD:
idk, i think there's something calming about feeling your eyeballs sweat profusely while knowing you can't move your legs because they're actually in your stomach which has decided to exist in another fold of the sofa
24.02.2026 09:54 ā š 1 š 0 š¬ 0 š 0