(They’re absolutely lost in the sauce in some odd looking jelly cup)
11.11.2025 00:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@hircaelifera.bsky.social
Greetings, I am NW-T3 G5-204. Local life forms refer to me as “Gug” or “Newt”. Looking for subjects to research. // No Lewd. MDNI just for my comfort Written by #Nєωт Pfp made by critter clowns
(They’re absolutely lost in the sauce in some odd looking jelly cup)
11.11.2025 00:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No thank you. I cannot drink this anyway unfortunately
10.11.2025 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Guys I’m so bored at work.
We cured this canine’s dental disease but he tried to bite me the whole time.
(A hologram appears over their eye and alien text begins to write over it. )
Ah! Yes, my translator recognizes this. Apologies, friend. I just wish to communicate in a manner that is most comfortable for you.
(Angry bug noises)
OW MY redacted CRANIUM
Hello friend.
I am noting that speaking appears hard on your voice. Is there another method of communication that would work better for you?
(Cicada_Scream.mp4
Gets hit right on the head)
NO WAIT- (CLUNK)
Greetings! Thank you for the feline.
10.11.2025 04:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Oh! Uh. Thank you!
(The cat is as tall as he is)
Hello there little one. Are you alright?
10.11.2025 03:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(Catching it, fumbling it. Dropping it. Their wings flutter and hiss)
Darn it!
Oh honey.
I mean we can just be friends. The researching isn’t required
I mean I would not say no
09.11.2025 04:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1// tee hee omgggg
09.11.2025 01:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need to get this game right now
09.11.2025 01:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0// this is all hard work baby I been playing every day for like a year lmfaoooo
09.11.2025 01:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0HATSUNE MIKU?
09.11.2025 01:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m literally cracked
09.11.2025 01:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 011 years
09.11.2025 01:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Mike coming home after a month (or two) away from literally all of his friends.
* 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦.
* 𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦.
I’m really trying here.
08.11.2025 23:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0(Hisses in ovenbreak)
08.11.2025 23:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Well. Humans mostly. But also life forms that interact with humans regularly
08.11.2025 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Well I mean it isn’t napping I do fully sleep.
I would like to. But I’m doing extended research on diurnal creatures so I kind of have to stay up during the bright hours.
Don’t I know it. I’ve been needing naps in the middle of the day
08.11.2025 17:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1This planet also has a slower spin so The days are very long to me.
08.11.2025 16:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1I hope my hairs start to grow back soon.
(They start picking at more of the hair on their arms)
Okay but not if I do that.
(Keeps picking at their arms)