can we watch this on wednesday after Holes

big ass

dude it's so bad

love that i was there to poison you 👍

!!!!

and the correct answer is "your heart" ....

gotta be honest loveless wasn't my shit but the bass tone on this song is fucking cool.

where does cupid come you FUCKING PERVERT

they should invent a happy hour you can do with people that aren't your coworkers

i will eat my shoe if mobo ever gets back together. so very very very unlikely.

you guys aren't gonna believe me. but there was a time in my life when i would walk into a bar/party and be the ONLY guy with a mustache... well im just saying now i have a goatee and give it like 5-6 years ... trendsetter shit. im goated.

i'm immediately voting for the first president running an anti-bitch platform. keep the immigrants kick out all the lil bitches.

i feel like every new coheed album im like "where's the bangers" and then i listen to the one right before it and i'm like "see THIS one has bangers". so basically i have to wait until they're on N+1 coheed album until i really like it. currently on vaxis2.

lie

and why is he stealing a stage

what is a sanguinary creep

where my invite @

who watches the beer watchers ?

birthday tonight, decided to prematurely AGEaculate- turning 34 but pls say I'm 35 i need this !!

the minecraft movie is about to be the first handjob movie in years.

oh shit i forgot i posted this hmmmm...

if you take more than one paper towel in a public bathroom i hate you

no man this is what blue sky is for

shakira is the most beautiful human alive

played fall of troy in the bnb and scared the hoes

are we sure fat joe isn't chinese ?

hey man just gotta own it

might be a fav

becomes
"hey... i had a really fun time this weekend .... sorry you had to go to work this morning ... maybe next time we can go to the museum? i will pay ...