Maqua マクワ★

im not throwing the game im throwing an angle shooter to get my confirm

If you're gonna be the anti-meta special channel then I'll need to become the anti-meta sub weapon channel and sing the praises of angle shooter to the masses

The Daily Zapfish reports a massacre on Die Harten im Garten committed by Public Anemone. The criminals reportedly went 5-0 during LUTI division 5 week 1. Be careful out there.
#compsplatoon

花粉とワドルドゥ

You go from being a sub with niche use case around corners and a low/medium reward for landing a direct to "yeah if you don't jump out the line marker will reliably kill confirm you for free around any amount of cover" and that would be a nightmare to counterplay, and it rewards spamming it

You run into a very slippery slope with homing because angle shooter has an insanely high velocity, depending on how much you redirect the angle, it would be so oppressive that it would completely dominate engagements and it strays away from the high risk impact that angle shooter should keep

If I think too hard I stress myself out, but if I don't think I can't focus on my work, and if I can't focus on my work I kick the problem down the road for future me which stresses me out

I love Mad Rat so so much!!

NAME_PENDING won our week 1 luti set 5-2 against Tent/11! GGs to them this will certainly be a set we remember for awhile.

#CompSplatoon

Portal comic. Chell is refusing to drink out of a giant Aperture Science branded hamster bottle. GLaDOS: Do you understand how generous I'm being here? I supplied you with the Aperture Science Heavy-Duty Suck-n-Sip™ because I thought you would LIKE it. I'm being NICE to you. Drink out of the bottle. Drink out of it NOW. GLaDOS: This is ridiculous. Test subjects usually LOVE the Suck-n-Sip™. Why is she being like this? Wheatley: I think she's just angry at you because she's on her period. You know how it is.

(There is a pause) GLaDOS: ... Holy shit. That was a really sexist thing you said just now. Wheatley: WHAT!?????? No! It isn't!!! How is it a sexism thing??? GLaDOS: Periods are often mostly a female human thing. Usually. Wheatley: No, all humans have periods! 100% of them! GLaDOS: No, they don't. Wheatley: You don't know that.

GLaDOS: Yes I... GLaDOS trails off in thought. Wheatley: Anyways, she's VISIBLY on her period. Absolutely dripping blood EVERYWHERE. They look at Chell. She has a nosebleed.

Wheatley and GLaDOS: Eww... Chell wipes her hands on her face, covering them in blood. She starts chasing them with her bloody hands.

Portal 2: The Blood Update

@chaisplatoon.bsky.social

I can't wait for Winds Waves Wakers

pokemon wind/waves MC with a gecqua on their ear

I think Gecqua deserves some memes- I think he makes a great earring.

#pokemon

ふたご～！
#oc #furry

trying to play the rotation and every single game has had a heavy splatling this meta is cooked and i fully blame na comp splatoon for letting this happen

I'll just hit you 3 times

wrong activity you need to be playing ULTRAKILL FRAUD UPDATE for your COMPUTER

just did a run through of layer 8 and wow this shit bangs

every time i play this game it takes my breath away (literally, because im exhausted after playing and need to lay down) and this is no exception

Welcome to FRAUD.

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Drawing of four Inklings/Octolings riding a cablecar on a wet and cloudy day

commission

happy bday side order ♡

thought id highlight this art again, really fucking proud of it. it was my first time rendering the iconic outfit, fun as hell

Sometimes I think about how weird my main weapons progression is from my first time playing the game

sticks carbon (first matches in s2) -> dualie squelchers (finished octo expansion) -> kmachine (s rank) -> vscope -> tri (x rank) -> forge (splat 3) -> soda tri (div 9) -> luna -> sblast (div 6)

Leagues Under The Ink reports Public Anemone under "Division 5". Safety warning have been sent out to the other teams among the division alongside enacting a curfew. Stay tuned to learn more.
#compsplatoon

Div 5 nights at LUTI's

Three salmonids presenting a variety of salmon derived or related foods ("let's eat!"). The foods are: canned salmon, shirako, salmon candy, golden egg balut, ruibe, fried glowfly larvae, cedar plank salmon with lemon, laksemousse, lox bagel, poke, gravlax, salmon cream pasta, ikura don, cedar plank with kelp & blackberries, hone senbei, kelp with roe, surlaks, salmon head soup, salmon on stick, cajun salmon steak, roe on crackers, hazelnuts, candy salmon

Maquaaah - Twitch the worst sblast you've ever seen this x rotation

low ink www.twitch.tv/maquaaah

Light tetra dualies most certainly

These classes are kicking my ass but at least I know how to code in java now

some crimes can never be forgiven

gonna distract from the general negativity regarding splatoon by fixating on a different, more hateful direct negativity

double zones is an abomination on every map that has one except for umami