Is @theonion.com personally mocking my social media posting habits orβ¦.?
28.02.2026 02:05 β π 58 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0@artcrimeprof.bsky.social
Art crime prof at CUNY (but opinions here are mine alone). Follow me for how-to tips on art forgery (book forthcoming from Norton), repatriation, monuments, and general museum shenanigans. She/her; queer. www.artcrimeprof.com
Is @theonion.com personally mocking my social media posting habits orβ¦.?
28.02.2026 02:05 β π 58 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Demonstration at noon at Columbia gates to protest DHS seizure of students under false pretenses.
26.02.2026 16:28 β π 22 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Now I'm getting ones for books I didn't even write!
25.02.2026 18:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What should I read? I recently read my first - A Severed Head - and... if I'm supposed to like that, I guess she's not to my taste? But willing to try again!
25.02.2026 18:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Ahoy, Bluesky! Edward Carey is teaching an online course on Fairytales as Inspiration. He's taught fairytales to writers for two decades, at both the Iowa Writers Workshop & UT Austin, & knows everything about their joys & shadows.
www.theshipmanagency.com/classes/mast...
Currently calculating my various expenses for last year and wowsa I am at a place in my life where my annual spend on downloading court documents is many multiples of my spend on clothing
25.02.2026 18:29 β π 31 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Favorite Simpson quote because it so perfectly encapsulates my personality (and now my daughterβs reaction to it).
25.02.2026 02:02 β π 29 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Snow day for monuments, too.
23.02.2026 17:35 β π 116 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0Ooooof.
23.02.2026 03:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I havenβt!
22.02.2026 19:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I devour Sattouf so Iβm definitely checking out these others!
22.02.2026 19:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Oooooh these look great!
22.02.2026 18:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm not sure it it belonged to him or to Leon Blackβs wife - thereβs a fair number of receipts for her jewelry in the files.
22.02.2026 16:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wow.
22.02.2026 15:30 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
@konradinkunze.bsky.social explains that no one can ever safely touch the cloak again, because early curators doused it in arsenic to βsaveβ it from being eaten by insects while in storage:
bsky.app/profile/konr...
She's wearing gloves. No touch for anyone!
22.02.2026 15:05 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I can't get over how perfectly this image encapsulates our current colonial museum moment. Tony Molelia wears a cotton smock so the cloak doesn't touch his skin. It's instead held in place by a museum curator. Descendants can get only so close to their heritage in a place controlled by preservation.
22.02.2026 15:02 β π 161 π 36 π¬ 7 π 3
Thread with more powerful images here: bsky.app/profile/konr...
Summary of the visit with interviews with the Moleila dekolonial-erinnern.de/the-ancestor...
In 1900, German colonial authorities hanged Mangi Molelia for resisting their expansion into what is now Tanzania. A few days ago, his great-grandson Tony Molelia visited German to pray with Mangi Molelia's bones, held in one museum, and to wrap himself in the cloak his murders also stole.
22.02.2026 14:55 β π 182 π 47 π¬ 2 π 2Oh, smart - thank you!
22.02.2026 14:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And you think Octavian has been forgotten, @mtanderson.bsky.social!
22.02.2026 14:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is rapdisly turning into a thread of books that I want to read - forget my kid!
22.02.2026 14:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh we have already read the crap out of those!
22.02.2026 14:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you - perfect!
22.02.2026 14:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
We all loved @zachweinersmith.bsky.social's Bea Wolf so that's perfect!!!
I want to be Mary Roach when I grow up, but I think I have to wait a couple years for my kid to be willing to go for them (just a little too much about sex and violence)
Help with book recs for my voracious middle schooler! He loved Monroeβs What If and Cassidyβs How to Survive History. What other pop sci or history books should be next? π
22.02.2026 12:18 β π 16 π 5 π¬ 18 π 0Iβm guessing, due to position next to shave and a haircut, itβs a friction rub - a sort of massage in the era!
22.02.2026 12:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS
21.02.2026 18:21 β π 37 π 3 π¬ 1 π 1Much, much better than knowing one took the photo but not being able to find itβ¦
21.02.2026 16:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love that feeling!
21.02.2026 16:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0