Jon Huck

Wife’s out of town this weekend so you know what that means: haven’t left the apartment, lights out by 8pm, cheese sandwiches for dinner, watching baseball in the common area, pooping with the door open…when left alone I party like I’m an inmate at a medium security prison -that lets you have a cat.

The most glorious time of year is upon us… Geicoween, Toyotathon, Happy Honda Days & the extinction of the human race are right around the corner - we have reached peak America! Yay holidays!

#geicoween #halloween #toytathon #thanksgiving #happyhondadays #christmas #newyears

I see what MLB did for Fathers Day but… shouldn’t the balls be painted blue? #happyfathersday #mlb

Poopercalifornialoverexpialidocious

#marypoopins #cats

Happy Birthday to @kerrykingmusic - guitarist and co-founder of @slayer.
Here he is bothering me for a photo and expressing enormous waves of emotion about me having tickets for the last Slayer tour.

Special thanks to @matt_kirshen for making this happen so many years ago.

#slayer

3rd time seeing Willie
2nd time seeing Bob
1st time seeing Billy

Amazing! Sierra = killed. Billy = new favorite! Bob = Bob Dylan & Willie… Willie is 92 sill pickin’ & grinnin’ like he’s not. Loved it!

#willienelson #bobdylan #billystrings #sierrahull #outlawmusicfestival #hollywoodbowl #livemusic

Big wheel keep on turnin’
Proud Mary keep on burnin’
And we’re rollin’…

#marypoopins

The Cardinals are so afraid of the Cubs that they elected a White Sox fan as pope. Figures.

#cubs #cardinals #whitesox #chicago #stlouis

It’s the 8th of May, the 8th of May…

#mötorhead #lemmy #bass

It's not that I don't care about people, it's just that... people aren't cats.

Heading to the Met Gala…

#metgala2025 #clowns

The 4th of May be with you it will.

#puppets #hollywood #starwagons #starwars #losangeles #california

One photo from three amazing nights of Phish at The Hollywood Bowl.
I learned my lesson, and yes I still remember the last one but this time will be different… until I do it again…

#phish #hollywoodbowl #losangeles #california #knowshowtoparty

Part of me wants to be a normal person who says normal shit, but a much, MUCH bigger part wants to publish my 80 page manifesto about why I think Phish should cover Steve Millers Greatest hits at their next Halloween show.

#phish #stevemillerband

No, Wells Fargo, I will not be "recommending you to friends" - for starters, you're a bank. Weirdos. Secondly, anyone out there who does have money - I highly suggest you give it to me to invest in nitrous balloons before the next Phish show.

Aging just means having feet that are either coke-head sweaty or Chicago winter cold at any given second of any given hour. No in between.

Tonight - near the airport!

#comedy #LAX #ElSegundo #CA

Discovered Frosted Flakes mixed into a bag of plain Cheerios today. Felt very blessed. Not as blessed as I felt right before that when I started eating an old open bag of what I thought was just plain Cheerios that I found in the parking lot of a 711, but still, pretty blessed.

an app that tells you what name someone gave you in their phone.

Never forget.

#happystpatricksday☘️

My knees both ache and I like to eat soup.

I’m also a fan of the early-morning poop.

- MC OldMan BadBack
from the album “Speak Up I Can’t Hear You Through All My Ear Hair”

YouTube video by The Crow Storyectomy* End Cancer Season 1 Episode 4 Jon | The Crow Comedy Club Santa Monica, California

The Crow Comedy club in Santa Monica has a great show called Storyectomy. The first season was all about cancer. Lucky for me I had the funny kind... (balls)*. Enjoy!

#standupcomedy #Cancer #cancerawareness #thecrowcomedyclub #storyectomy

youtu.be/NvrcgZoiL0U?...

Sundays with Mary…

#marypoopins #easylikesundaymorning

Spring Training games started today. Cubs beat Dodgers 12-4. I'll just go ahead and assume that was game 1 of the first undefeated season in MLB history... at least until tomorrow. #mlb #GoCubsGo

Gonna lift myself up by my jock straps. Yeah, plural. I wear two. One is on backwards to cover my b-hole cause I’m a good person.

Season 5 idea: replace Tim Robbins with Tim Robinson and rename the show - I Think You Should Leave the Silo. #silo #itysl

Happy Birthday to living legend @_garrettmorris! Here’s a picture of @mrbryanerwin and I right after we told Garrett we were never gonna let him out of Bryan’s basement. Look at his face - he thought it was hilarious.

Happy Birthday Man! Enjoy your day!

#happybirthday #garrettmorris

Sunday Night! February 2nd! 7PM!
Myself, @jenmurphycomedy & Master of Ceremonies - @eddiepence will be at the Ontario Improv!

Hope you can make it!

Promo Code: LAUGH for discounted tickets.

Ticket Link: shorturl.at/yjHQu

#standup #comedy #club #ontariocalifornia

This SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY - on 2/2, after a long day of bible study myself, @jenmurphycomedy & @eddiepence will be at the Ontario Improv in Ontario, California. Showtime is 7pm. We’d love to see you there!

Ticket link: www.improv.com/ontario/comic/jon+huck

#comedy #laughs #sunday #ontario

Saturday - 1/25/25 - Wrightwood, CA.

You show me yours, I'll show you mine
We'll laugh so hard that the planets align...

Tix: www.tixr.com/.../deeskitc...

#comedy #wrightwood #california #laughter #Speakeasy #comedyatthespeakeasy #January2025 #HappyNewYear #planetsalign #nasa #universe #galaxy