The Doctor of Happiness

What. A. Catch.

How about if we send that money to Medicare, and open it up to everyone?

My friend calls it the tampon pocket.

Democrats made a proposal to re-open the government today, Republicans said no. Which is really all they do.

I was planning to tailgate for your midwife appointment too. Bummer.

I wouldn't sit here and tell you I'm anything other than the best damn employee you've ever seen!

Wow, so FIFA is a complete trash organization too.

Or they could just re-open the government without taking away everybody's healthcare. Totally their decision.

Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.

You're both young whippersnappers!

Well... good for them, I guess.

Hard to believe low-income people don't want to spend $25 for a happy meal.

Not intentionally, but I would understand if it did.

"Repeal the 19th" is trending on the nazi site right now.

Or they could just re-open the government without taking away everybody's healthcare. Totally their decision.

I find myself as riled up as you seem to be today.

So we’re getting full beaver tonight?

They need a sign that says "Live, Laugh, Take Away People's Health Care."

Reminder: The government is shut down because the Republicans want to leave you without healthcare coverage, and the Democrats won't agree to it.

Apparently, 2 years ago, they did.

Dem voters: "I think shoestrings should be free, and she doesn't, so I refuse to vote for her."

GOP voters: "He raped 11 year old girls and openly accepts bribes? Definitely voting for this guy."

This was a minor victory. Next year's general election is 1000 times more important. They'll be looking for a "but her emails" moment, and Dem voters are dumb enough to buy that, so I'm assuming nothing.

They'll be GTLing like crazy tomorrow!

I demand mandatory transgenderism everywhere!!!
Women, you should use nothing but men's rooms tomorrow!!

Resume the mandatory gender reassignment surgeries at recess!!

It was hard to tell.

Best of the limited options.

It's like dinner and a show!

Pennsylvania voters retain three state Supreme Court justices, preserving Democrats' 5-2 majority NBC News projects the incumbents survived an up-or-down vote to keep their seats on the battleground state’s high court.

BREAKING: Pennsylvania voters approve to retain three state Supreme Court justices, NBC News projects, preserving Democrats’ 5-2 majority on the state’s high court.

We did it. So relieved.

Seems safe to say that Corey O'Connor will be our new mayor.