The Doctor of Happiness

Everything is math.

FREEDUMB!!!

Reminder: Congress can put a stop to this lunacy any time they feel like it.

Before we start yelling "warmonger", please remember the awarding of the prestigious FIFA peace prize.

The thighs were in shorts, not a swimsuit... but otherwise this is accurate.

I was not. There were thighs jogging along Mt. Royal Blvd. today around lunchtime. Attached to a person, probably. The glare was too much to be certain.

First sighting of bright white yinzer thighs today. I'm sure we'll see a lot of that next week.

And our AI is weak and undeveloped.

Guys, I think I figured out the problem. Everyone you meet in our society thinks they are the main character, and everyone else is an extra. Like a minor extra with no speaking role.

Explain to her that she decides how much pain is too much. It's not up to anyone else to decide how much pain they should be able to tolerate. They alone are in charge of that. BUT... some things in life hurt, and people keep going anyway, for reasons they determine. Her decision. Maybe?

Ah, ok.

@seancollier.bsky.social When might we get a review of Project Hail Mary?

Saucy.

Awesome.

To each their own.

I love Sauagage!

@allthingsnoisy.bsky.social

How to tell what season it is:
If it's cold and snowy, it's winter.
If it's warm in winter, it's spring.
If it's warm in spring, it's summer.
If it's cold in spring, it's winter.
If it's cool in summer, it's fall.
If it's cold in fall, it's winter.
If it's warm in fall, it's summer.

Well… the Team USA men’s hockey team sucked the good will out of that fast.

a man in a suit and tie is wearing a crown and saying yeah boyy ! Alt: Flavor Flav says YEAH BOOYYYEEEE,!!!

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times.

I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

I wonder if the MAGAs are furious that the closing ceremonies aren't in English.

Hellebuyck played a helluva game.

Canada can’t finish without Sid.

🏅

If Crosby was playing, we’d be done.

We're getting 2 inches here.

The Gen X urge to Bang the bass, turn up the treble.
Radical mind, day and night all the time,
7:14 a.m., wise, divine,
Maniac brainiac, winnin' the game...
I′m the lyrical Jesse James!

This one hits hard.

The "Latest Nutrition Guidelines" are completely made up by a deranged lunatic, and utterly meaningless.

Dear Duquesne Light. I get that sometimes when it's windy, the power will go out. But the power is off EVERY time it gets windy. Maybe upgrade your infrastructure?