@patrickmroach.bsky.social
Historic Preservation Architect. Casual artist, cartoonist and writer. Armchair outdoorsman. Dog and also cat person. Sarcastic lamb snob. 🌊
Annnd now it’s stuck in my head.
13.02.2026 23:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Skeleton” is an Olympic event which is like the luge, except the athlete tears down the run at a zillion miles per hour on a glorified version of Rosebud head-first.
Hence the name “Skeleton.” 💀⚰️🪦
We’ve got synthesizers
And over-driven guitars
Our hair is fabulous
Let’s blast off for the stars
Cuz even if Chuck Barris would
Give us the gong…
It’s the Ultimate ‘80s song! 🎹🎸💥
Do dodo do dododo do doo
One…yes, definitely one word. You got this. 👍😂
12.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn, it’s bikini season there! 😂😂😂
11.02.2026 20:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Not exactly sure if it’s apt comparison, but compared to last week, it’s beach weather here.
11.02.2026 17:54 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0“Oat milk doth not a good latte make.”
— William Shakespeare, probably
Who’s to say?
03.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Celebrating my friend @flipthapaige.bsky.social 's cover reveal for her upcoming book "Chasing Cryptid Creatures!" This Dark Romance Fantasy is out September 21! Pre-orders are open now. If you're on Insta, check out cover artist Sosoraso Studio here!
www.instagram.com/p/DULn907gI9...
Well, is it?
01.02.2026 15:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Current mood. Happy Friday! 🥶🥶🥶
30.01.2026 12:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A. The RFK Jr Booby Prize for Outstanding Incompetence.
B. “Soon the son of beech vill be gone. I vill go back to Motherland and live like qveen…”
“No, AI-ArtBot, no! I said, make me a blue nun giving away candy in a churchyard!”
— The responsible party, probably
(Not my work)
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
28.01.2026 12:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lookin’ at you, El Cheeto…
28.01.2026 12:26 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We’re finally back up to a balmy 14° but windchill is -2. Brr!
25.01.2026 15:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Republicans in the House and the Senate who have not stepped forward to demand an end to the DHS campaign of terror are complicit in the destruction of our Republic.
There is blood on their hands. Thoughts and prayers won’t wash it away.
It happened again. Video posted on Threads shows several agents wrestling a man to the ground. One began pistol whipping him, and then another fired multiple shots at point blank range. The Feds then scattered, leaving the victim lying on the sidewalk.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
A chest freezer is what happens when you breathe out there!
24.01.2026 01:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0OK then, our garage is now pretty much a walk-in refrigerator. 🥶
23.01.2026 22:49 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0*too cold to type. See what I mean?!
23.01.2026 17:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They can’t erase history that easily…
23.01.2026 17:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trying to work but my fingers are too close of to type 🥶🥶🥶 stay warm, stay safe, and beware of exploding trees.
23.01.2026 17:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Malaria’s movie is bombing, apparently. 🤷♂️ Stay warm!
23.01.2026 17:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Safely outside the exploding tree zone over here in balmy SE Michigan, but it’s still gonna be cold as a witch’s pinky toe. Stay warm!
22.01.2026 23:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Hrrrrrrnnnn…”
22.01.2026 16:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Talk about shooting the messenger. Dang!
21.01.2026 16:56 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
These two…
21.01.2026 03:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If you said it will never happen, today might be the day…
20.01.2026 12:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
