Jasmin🌸

every day Americans do some shit you see on the news. i swear to god, in like a year i can’t even be friends with Americans anymore because of how much you have to hate them for this shit

Punisher always has to make fun of Spider-Man and Daredevil, because they don’t kill…

he kills AND has recurring villains. isn’t that even more embarrassing????

Why did you become a vigilante Daredevil: long complex wall of text Punisher: i want to kill people

Fallout lore: “nobody knows who dropped the bombs, it could be everyone. perhaps even america? hmm”

America irl if it dropped the bombs: “we have the best nuclear weapons, the best. the most american bombs. freedom bombs”

the german reich is destroying poland’s weapons to prevent them taking more lives 😊

Americans are the dumbest people on this planet. We have to hold all of them accountable for this shit 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

we need to nuke the united states of america

superhero comics: “this heroes weaknesses are fire, electricity, radiation and bullets”

those are everyone’s weaknesses…we are all weak to those

i am qualified enough to be the president of the united states but not qualified enough for an entry level part time job at a grocery store

“hi i had a 3 year apprenticeship in wholesale and foreign trade management, successfully graduated, got a certificate from a finance schooling and a certificate of an english language school in the UK :)”

“rejected. you haven’t studied nuclear physics”

“we have too many worker shortages”

“hi i want to work here”

“no you have to be superman to work here”

i swear people just went into offices of big companies 30 years ago and got hired on the spot, while i get rejected for a job i’m overqualified for because i don’t have enough experience

i can’t keep up with your attitude, ma’am.

i did NOT take estrogen for 3 years for cis people to say this shit

“trans people know their biological sex. they’re not saying that they’re changing their sex”

actually, yes i kinda am ngl. i do kinda say that. don’t speak for me.

Epic Rap Battles of History: I am Adolf Hitler

twitter and bluesky when they learn about tourrettes syndrome

went on polymarket and couldn’t find any polycules. it was just boring numbers. disappointed 0/10

half of the world’s population if Hitler died today: “we have all heard the tragic news regarding germany’s chancellor, Adolf Hitler. he was a very controversial man, but i think we can all agree that nobody deserves this 😔😔😔. such a tragic fate. report everyone making fun of him at www…..”

*traveling back in time to assassinate Hitler*

the time traveler stopping me, because what i’m about to do creates a worse version of Hitler: “does your time machine run Linux?”

I can’t read Chainsawman and see him fighting shit like the “accidentally forgetting someone’s birthday devil”

is it a good show? Aor just full of western propaganda

this is the leftist version of asking if a show is woke or not without any clarification

Propaganda is when a british person takes a good look at something

this is why i rather engage in good propaganda (central european propagand) rather than the bad propaganda (everything else)

i can’t either. it makes me dysphoric. it’s in my weird things that make me dysphoric hall of fame

Americas problem nobody talk’s about: I can imagine Obama, JFK or Biden giving me orders in a Call of Duty game. but Trump? not really

Julian Adrat v @JulianAdrat Folgen Mich interessiert nicht, wenn Milliardäre im Privatjet Sex mit Minderjährigen haben. Mich interessiert auch nicht, welche Drogen der Norwegische Kronprinz nimmt. Mich interessiert, wenn Minderjährige vorm Zug landen, weil die Regierung Barbaren reinlässt. Julian Adrat v @JulianAdrat Follow I'm not interested in billionaires having sex with minors on private jets. I'm also not interested in what drugs the Norwegian Crown Prince takes. I'm interested in minors ending up in front of trains because the government is letting barbarians in.

the exact wording for people who can speak german

a few weeks ago a politician of the far right AfD tweeted “i don’t care if billionaires have sex with minors in private jets. i care about the barbarians the government lets into this country”

i am going insane i swear

Epic Rap Battles of History: I am Adolf Hitler

twitter and bluesky when they learn about tourrettes syndrome

and everyone ignores the true enemy - the BBC. but for real. shitty situation all around for all people involved.

there is literally nobody at fault in this situation. how is the internet supposed to handle this.