Jasmin🌸

gta too right

I think Fallout made America be for mewhat Japan is to Anime fans

If you understand what I mean.

Definitely a great shirt :)

Waltuh White

what are you talking about

Hal Jordan and John Stewart

look at my green lanterns dawg this planet is doomed 😭

yep. a tv series. i thought james gunn would do it right but the trailer literally lacks the color green or any powers and any scene not set in the american desert

it takes a special kind of incompetence to make a show about superheroes who can create hard light constructs with their imagination/will and work for a galactic police force look boring lmao

Breaking; the worst person you know just made a great point

some of you would post this image as a response to stuff like adolf hitler being a vegetarian

i didn’t do my hair when i took these pictures but this shirt is so dumb i love it

me wearing a purple shirt that says “i am not like the otters”

ignore the dumb pun lol. i just love the way this shirt fits

my dog sam looking at the camera. you can see him close to the camera

do you think superman gets into really weird and uncomfortable conversations with marginalised people because he is like “well i am an alien so i get how you feel” and they’re like “dude what???”

Fallout’s environmental storytelling

November 14: “I hope this isn’t a mistake”

November 21: “I have made a terrible mistake”

every day Americans do some shit you see on the news. i swear to god, in like a year i can’t even be friends with Americans anymore because of how much you have to hate them for this shit

Punisher always has to make fun of Spider-Man and Daredevil, because they don’t kill…

he kills AND has recurring villains. isn’t that even more embarrassing????

Why did you become a vigilante Daredevil: long complex wall of text Punisher: i want to kill people

Fallout lore: “nobody knows who dropped the bombs, it could be everyone. perhaps even america? hmm”

America irl if it dropped the bombs: “we have the best nuclear weapons, the best. the most american bombs. freedom bombs”

the german reich is destroying poland’s weapons to prevent them taking more lives 😊

Americans are the dumbest people on this planet. We have to hold all of them accountable for this shit 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

we need to nuke the united states of america

superhero comics: “this heroes weaknesses are fire, electricity, radiation and bullets”

those are everyone’s weaknesses…we are all weak to those

i am qualified enough to be the president of the united states but not qualified enough for an entry level part time job at a grocery store

“hi i had a 3 year apprenticeship in wholesale and foreign trade management, successfully graduated, got a certificate from a finance schooling and a certificate of an english language school in the UK :)”

“rejected. you haven’t studied nuclear physics”

“we have too many worker shortages”

“hi i want to work here”

“no you have to be superman to work here”

i swear people just went into offices of big companies 30 years ago and got hired on the spot, while i get rejected for a job i’m overqualified for because i don’t have enough experience

i can’t keep up with your attitude, ma’am.

i did NOT take estrogen for 3 years for cis people to say this shit

“trans people know their biological sex. they’re not saying that they’re changing their sex”

actually, yes i kinda am ngl. i do kinda say that. don’t speak for me.

Epic Rap Battles of History: I am Adolf Hitler

twitter and bluesky when they learn about tourrettes syndrome