Describe MAGA in 200 letters or less:
βnot 100% clearβ but βthatβs not to suggest I donβt support 100% what is happeningββ
@slappyj5.bsky.social
Girl Dad π§Soccer Dad β½οΈ Dog Dad πΆReluctant Grownup π€·π»ββοΈ Woke yet usually tired π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ Eventual Sci-fi Author π½ Sports Lunatic ππβ³οΈβΎοΈ Trying to get in touch w my Emojions πππ₯Ίπ€¬π€’ Sober 6οΈβ£ yrs and counting π€
Describe MAGA in 200 letters or less:
βnot 100% clearβ but βthatβs not to suggest I donβt support 100% what is happeningββ
Describe MAGA in 200 letters or less:
βnot 100% clearβ but βthatβs not to suggest I donβt support 100% what is happeningββ
βYou might die tryinβ - Dave Matthews Band
Itβs become the anthem of my sobriety (6+ years, yo!! π)
At least us golf normies can relate. He will be ok. Iβll be betting him to win for the next few tournaments
02.03.2026 22:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Made this a few weeks ago. Please steal and share
28.02.2026 20:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Probably the wrong one
#JETS
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You can probably bet it on Kalshi.
23.02.2026 22:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Bad news: well thatβs one thing I have in common with them. Dammit.
Good news: Iβm sober 6 years and counting.
Also Iβm not a piece of shit like they are.
Also I donβt protect pedophiles.
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Hey yo whoa!!! Please donβt lump us all in as one bunch of cultists. Agree - many are. Especially the ones at the rich person country clubs.
I would relish the opportunity to hit the π€‘ π€΄ with a drive. Just make him stand in front of a tree way to the right of the first fairway and Iβd hit him.
Iβm hopeful this will be over sooner rather than later. But Iβm also preparing myself for the full term.
This presidency needs to be aborted.
I only dislike West Ham because of Ted Lasso. That is unfair of me.
21.02.2026 19:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I like when they think he cares about them, or cares about anyone but himself.
Hilarious and ridiculous.
Imagine one played for Tampa?
21.02.2026 03:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh and she will be one of the 2 Flag Bearers for us. Pretty solid couple of days!!
21.02.2026 03:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm over here thinking βI put grown up clothes on today - Iβm getting things done!β β¦ then I read that and Iβm brought back down to earth.
21.02.2026 03:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βSpontaneous use of forceββ¦
Also known as βmurderβ
Just read about it⦠yup. I think I will enjoy it too! Thanks!!
21.02.2026 03:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@unhipcat.bsky.social omg π€£ you reposted my post. Now sheβs DEFINITELY going to see it. Nice knowing you all (unless you support this administration - βnice knowing youβ doesnβt apply to you)
21.02.2026 02:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@erinampersand.bsky.social yup probably going to read your books soon!
21.02.2026 02:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I married a non-patriot!! She will adhere to my demands and my alpha maleness when I scold her later.
(If she sees this Iβm a dead man!)
This was the most importantest thing Iβve read today. Did not realize it was on that early on Sunday!
If itβs HALF as good as the Womenβs gold medal game was we are in for a treat!