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09.03.2026 16:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@slappyj5.bsky.social
Girl Dad π§Soccer Dad β½οΈ Dog Dad πΆReluctant Grownup π€·π»ββοΈ Woke yet usually tired π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ Eventual Sci-fi Author π½ Sports Lunatic ππβ³οΈβΎοΈ Trying to get in touch w my Emojions πππ₯Ίπ€¬π€’ Sober 6οΈβ£ yrs and counting π€
Sadly it would be pointless. Barely anyone has a means of playing a dvd these days π
09.03.2026 16:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This should make the tables at Bulls game tailgates even more nervous!
07.03.2026 14:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump saidβ¦
07.03.2026 14:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Literal βOβ Face
06.03.2026 05:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hahaha!
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Us Mets fans canβt really point and laugh because disaster is always lurking around us.
04.03.2026 18:36 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Describe MAGA in 200 letters or less:
βnot 100% clearβ but βthatβs not to suggest I donβt support 100% what is happeningββ
Describe MAGA in 200 letters or less:
βnot 100% clearβ but βthatβs not to suggest I donβt support 100% what is happeningββ
βYou might die tryinβ - Dave Matthews Band
Itβs become the anthem of my sobriety (6+ years, yo!! π)
At least us golf normies can relate. He will be ok. Iβll be betting him to win for the next few tournaments
02.03.2026 22:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Made this a few weeks ago. Please steal and share
28.02.2026 20:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Probably the wrong one
#JETS
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You can probably bet it on Kalshi.
23.02.2026 22:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Bad news: well thatβs one thing I have in common with them. Dammit.
Good news: Iβm sober 6 years and counting.
Also Iβm not a piece of shit like they are.
Also I donβt protect pedophiles.
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Hey yo whoa!!! Please donβt lump us all in as one bunch of cultists. Agree - many are. Especially the ones at the rich person country clubs.
I would relish the opportunity to hit the π€‘ π€΄ with a drive. Just make him stand in front of a tree way to the right of the first fairway and Iβd hit him.
Iβm hopeful this will be over sooner rather than later. But Iβm also preparing myself for the full term.
This presidency needs to be aborted.
I only dislike West Ham because of Ted Lasso. That is unfair of me.
21.02.2026 19:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0