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Josh A.

@slappyj5.bsky.social

Girl Dad πŸ‘§Soccer Dad ⚽️ Dog Dad 🐢Reluctant Grownup πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ Woke yet usually tired πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Eventual Sci-fi Author πŸ‘½ Sports Lunatic πŸˆπŸ’β›³οΈβšΎοΈ Trying to get in touch w my Emojions πŸ˜€πŸ˜­πŸ₯ΊπŸ€¬πŸ€’ Sober 6️⃣ yrs and counting 🀘

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Describe MAGA in 200 letters or less:

β€œnot 100% clear” but β€œthat’s not to suggest I don’t support 100% what is happening””

03.03.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Describe MAGA in 200 letters or less:

β€œnot 100% clear” but β€œthat’s not to suggest I don’t support 100% what is happening””

03.03.2026 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man playing a guitar on a stage with a microphone ALT: a man playing a guitar on a stage with a microphone

β€œYou might die tryin” - Dave Matthews Band

It’s become the anthem of my sobriety (6+ years, yo!! πŸ’™)

03.03.2026 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least us golf normies can relate. He will be ok. I’ll be betting him to win for the next few tournaments

02.03.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Made this a few weeks ago. Please steal and share

28.02.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with his hands on his face and the word accurate written on the bottom ALT: a man with his hands on his face and the word accurate written on the bottom
28.02.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably the wrong one

#JETS

✈️

27.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You can probably bet it on Kalshi.

23.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bad news: well that’s one thing I have in common with them. Dammit.

Good news: I’m sober 6 years and counting.

Also I’m not a piece of shit like they are.

Also I don’t protect pedophiles.

πŸ’™

23.02.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing sunglasses and a hat is holding a clock and says you know what time it is ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a hat is holding a clock and says you know what time it is

Just go full on Flav!!

22.02.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a bald man with glasses is laughing while holding a glass of wine and saying i see what you did there . ALT: a bald man with glasses is laughing while holding a glass of wine and saying i see what you did there .

Hahaha!!

Trees fear me!!

21.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey yo whoa!!! Please don’t lump us all in as one bunch of cultists. Agree - many are. Especially the ones at the rich person country clubs.

I would relish the opportunity to hit the 🀑 🀴 with a drive. Just make him stand in front of a tree way to the right of the first fairway and I’d hit him.

21.02.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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barack obama is giving a speech in front of microphones and says yes we can ALT: barack obama is giving a speech in front of microphones and says yes we can

Yes we can. And we will.

21.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m hopeful this will be over sooner rather than later. But I’m also preparing myself for the full term.

This presidency needs to be aborted.

21.02.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I only dislike West Ham because of Ted Lasso. That is unfair of me.

21.02.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a blue jacket is sitting in front of a door and says oh yes . ALT: a woman in a blue jacket is sitting in front of a door and says oh yes .

Betty White will always be Rose Nylund

21.02.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of batman with the words i see what you did there ALT: a cartoon of batman with the words i see what you did there
21.02.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like when they think he cares about them, or cares about anyone but himself.

Hilarious and ridiculous.

21.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine one played for Tampa?

21.02.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh and she will be one of the 2 Flag Bearers for us. Pretty solid couple of days!!

21.02.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m over here thinking β€œI put grown up clothes on today - I’m getting things done!” … then I read that and I’m brought back down to earth.

21.02.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSpontaneous use of force”…

Also known as β€œmurder”

21.02.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just read about it… yup. I think I will enjoy it too! Thanks!!

21.02.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@unhipcat.bsky.social omg 🀣 you reposted my post. Now she’s DEFINITELY going to see it. Nice knowing you all (unless you support this administration - β€œnice knowing you” doesn’t apply to you)

21.02.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@erinampersand.bsky.social yup probably going to read your books soon!

21.02.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I married a non-patriot!! She will adhere to my demands and my alpha maleness when I scold her later.

(If she sees this I’m a dead man!)

21.02.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This was the most importantest thing I’ve read today. Did not realize it was on that early on Sunday!

If it’s HALF as good as the Women’s gold medal game was we are in for a treat!

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