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Josh A.

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Girl Dad πŸ‘§Soccer Dad ⚽️ Dog Dad 🐢Reluctant Grownup πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ Woke yet usually tired πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Eventual Sci-fi Author πŸ‘½ Sports Lunatic πŸˆπŸ’β›³οΈβšΎοΈ Trying to get in touch w my Emojions πŸ˜€πŸ˜­πŸ₯ΊπŸ€¬πŸ€’ Sober 6️⃣ yrs and counting 🀘

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a woman is sitting in front of a laptop with the word boop on it ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a laptop with the word boop on it

Boop

09.03.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly it would be pointless. Barely anyone has a means of playing a dvd these days πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is walking up the stairs of an airplane . ALT: a man in a suit is walking up the stairs of an airplane .

Yo a bad hair day is a bad hair day

09.03.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This should make the tables at Bulls game tailgates even more nervous!

07.03.2026 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump said…

07.03.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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an older woman is sitting in a chair and saying fa sho fa sho !!! ALT: an older woman is sitting in a chair and saying fa sho fa sho !!!
06.03.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two women are hugging each other and one is making a funny face ALT: two women are hugging each other and one is making a funny face

But the DOW is (was) at 50,000!!!

06.03.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Literal β€œO” Face

06.03.2026 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha!

Also

😭 😭 😭

05.03.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Us Mets fans can’t really point and laugh because disaster is always lurking around us.

04.03.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Describe MAGA in 200 letters or less:

β€œnot 100% clear” but β€œthat’s not to suggest I don’t support 100% what is happening””

03.03.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Describe MAGA in 200 letters or less:

β€œnot 100% clear” but β€œthat’s not to suggest I don’t support 100% what is happening””

03.03.2026 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man playing a guitar on a stage with a microphone ALT: a man playing a guitar on a stage with a microphone

β€œYou might die tryin” - Dave Matthews Band

It’s become the anthem of my sobriety (6+ years, yo!! πŸ’™)

03.03.2026 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least us golf normies can relate. He will be ok. I’ll be betting him to win for the next few tournaments

02.03.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Made this a few weeks ago. Please steal and share

28.02.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with his hands on his face and the word accurate written on the bottom ALT: a man with his hands on his face and the word accurate written on the bottom
28.02.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably the wrong one

#JETS

✈️

27.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You can probably bet it on Kalshi.

23.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bad news: well that’s one thing I have in common with them. Dammit.

Good news: I’m sober 6 years and counting.

Also I’m not a piece of shit like they are.

Also I don’t protect pedophiles.

πŸ’™

23.02.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing sunglasses and a hat is holding a clock and says you know what time it is ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a hat is holding a clock and says you know what time it is

Just go full on Flav!!

22.02.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a bald man with glasses is laughing while holding a glass of wine and saying i see what you did there . ALT: a bald man with glasses is laughing while holding a glass of wine and saying i see what you did there .

Hahaha!!

Trees fear me!!

21.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey yo whoa!!! Please don’t lump us all in as one bunch of cultists. Agree - many are. Especially the ones at the rich person country clubs.

I would relish the opportunity to hit the 🀑 🀴 with a drive. Just make him stand in front of a tree way to the right of the first fairway and I’d hit him.

21.02.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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barack obama is giving a speech in front of microphones and says yes we can ALT: barack obama is giving a speech in front of microphones and says yes we can

Yes we can. And we will.

21.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m hopeful this will be over sooner rather than later. But I’m also preparing myself for the full term.

This presidency needs to be aborted.

21.02.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I only dislike West Ham because of Ted Lasso. That is unfair of me.

21.02.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a blue jacket is sitting in front of a door and says oh yes . ALT: a woman in a blue jacket is sitting in front of a door and says oh yes .

Betty White will always be Rose Nylund

21.02.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of batman with the words i see what you did there ALT: a cartoon of batman with the words i see what you did there
21.02.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0