Josh A.

Hahaha!

Also

😭 😭 😭

Us Mets fans can’t really point and laugh because disaster is always lurking around us.

Describe MAGA in 200 letters or less:

“not 100% clear” but “that’s not to suggest I don’t support 100% what is happening””

Describe MAGA in 200 letters or less:

“not 100% clear” but “that’s not to suggest I don’t support 100% what is happening””

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“You might die tryin” - Dave Matthews Band

It’s become the anthem of my sobriety (6+ years, yo!! 💙)

At least us golf normies can relate. He will be ok. I’ll be betting him to win for the next few tournaments

Made this a few weeks ago. Please steal and share

Probably the wrong one

#JETS

✈️

You can probably bet it on Kalshi.

Bad news: well that’s one thing I have in common with them. Dammit.

Good news: I’m sober 6 years and counting.

Also I’m not a piece of shit like they are.

Also I don’t protect pedophiles.

💙

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Just go full on Flav!!

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Hahaha!!

Trees fear me!!

Hey yo whoa!!! Please don’t lump us all in as one bunch of cultists. Agree - many are. Especially the ones at the rich person country clubs.

I would relish the opportunity to hit the 🤡 🤴 with a drive. Just make him stand in front of a tree way to the right of the first fairway and I’d hit him.

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Yes we can. And we will.

I’m hopeful this will be over sooner rather than later. But I’m also preparing myself for the full term.

This presidency needs to be aborted.

I only dislike West Ham because of Ted Lasso. That is unfair of me.

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Betty White will always be Rose Nylund

I like when they think he cares about them, or cares about anyone but himself.

Hilarious and ridiculous.

Imagine one played for Tampa?

Oh and she will be one of the 2 Flag Bearers for us. Pretty solid couple of days!!

I’m over here thinking “I put grown up clothes on today - I’m getting things done!” … then I read that and I’m brought back down to earth.

“Spontaneous use of force”…

Also known as “murder”

Just read about it… yup. I think I will enjoy it too! Thanks!!

@unhipcat.bsky.social omg 🤣 you reposted my post. Now she’s DEFINITELY going to see it. Nice knowing you all (unless you support this administration - “nice knowing you” doesn’t apply to you)

@erinampersand.bsky.social yup probably going to read your books soon!