Mono 🇦🇺 🏳️‍🌈

Why communicate when there are hijinx to be had!

How drunk are you right now?

Check the skull, I suspect it's completely hollow and empty😋

Valentine's day? guess it's time to turn some couples into heart shaped smears.

Commission for @mouszy.bsky.social and @nwnzach.bsky.social

#Feet #Paws #Goo #Macro #Micro #Absorption #Furryart

FACTS!

The full-bodied kind that leaves you drained and sore

Imagine being a conscious sticker stuck to the deck of a skateboard, helpless and just hoping they don't do any grinds.

Free nutrients for the soil

That fur looks soo soft and pretty.

Sparkle dogs make the best Jibbitz's

It's hard to give affirmative consent when their rib cage is half the size it should be.☠️

When they asks for steppies but you have 30kg+ weight advantage and your scared of breaking them.

Tastes like dirt, would not recommend

That's nuts, isn't Florida supposed to be like tropical, with palm trees and alligators?

Cuddling is nice, but have you had someone 2× your weight lay ontop of you.

All those long hours at the gym wasted on a single fattening meal.

Was 43.6°C (110°F) today, can't wait to head back to SYD where it's only 33°C (91°F)

Prettiest and the most pure of heart

...smol

Spending hours over multiple days writing something, only to delete it because your no longer fixated on the idea/scenario and reading back you feel nothing but cringe for the self-indulgent smut you have created.

Properly broken in now

Need to see the refinery at work.

Better leave him be

Did you check inside for wayward meerkats?

Career defining role.

Some of these are very very dependent on the scenario.

I'm way more switch then i thought.

Interesting

He's going on a trip