Rhett Derrick

It would probably be difficult from a procurement standpoint, but I think I could beat Guglielmo Marconi to a useable radio by about 70 years. As long as I had a patron of the arts/sciences to fund me.

If only they knew the cheat code of casting insults inside of bad photoshop.

I’d swear that this skeet magically summoned “The United States could learn a lot from China” profile guy.

Tebow Centaur? Yay or Nay?

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This training must be a weeklong. The list of tattoos you shouldn’t get is almost endless

Or the Katyn massacre.

You need the lunatic trait, not the arbitrary trait.

It’s never lupus.

Home decor has always been a topic of interest to Trump. For decades now, he has been asking women if the carpet matches the drapes. A real Home & Garden magazine enthusiast.

Everyone knows the only cure for autism is the blood of your enemies and hearing the lamentations of their women.

Me when I see one wasp.

Sir, the execution of the Iran bombing was brilliant. Everyone said it couldn’t be done but you did it. We want you to receive the Presidential Medal of Honor, and Freedom, and a new Honor Freedom, Peace medal. But youre not eligible to receive those while President. So if you could just resign 1st…

When it doubt, the answer is always Alexander Haig.

It’s very strange that I can remember the non-stop news coverage of 9/11, Afghanistan and Iraq. But today I couldn’t find any radio channels covering developments. Just a top of the news hour hit.

Legal Assistant who came over in merger: I didn’t know we did that kind of practice.

Me: Well, it’s kind of hard to put on a website that one your areas of practice is “royally fucking up someone’s day in civil rights cases.”

I have federal question jurisdiction anyway.

Their first mistake was naming the company El-Nasir Shipping and Imports.

Question for other federal court practitioners: On the case cover sheet where it asks for the amount in controversy, can I put "$Texas"?

I only like liver if served with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.

I had to block the tankie who said Marxists and communists are by definition anti-fascist and one skeet later said that people who ally with facists are facists. Pepperidge farms remembers when the Marxist and communists directly allied with the Nazis.

Breaking WaPo:

Pro- @kenwhite.bsky.social activists who say they are coordination with Popehat are circulating a draft executive order that claims China interfered with People Magazine’s 100 Sexiest Men Alive 2020 voting as a basis to declare an emergency unlocking extraordinary podcasting powers.

Election where the Democratic Party was on the wrong side of prevailing winds.

Same polls show Planter beating Collins. Without commenting on specific merits of Planter vs Mills, I do think people overestimate the incumbency advantage of Maverick politicians in states where an office and presidential voting split. Bob Casey, Rob Portman and Jon Tester all got bounced in an

And appears to be substantially ahead in the primary (granted, primary polling isn’t always great).

Do you know how hard it is to quote tweet on Twitter without it accidentally being a Nazi? That’s like half of twitter.

Why doesn’t Darrell Jackson, the largest of the Jacksons, simply not eat the others?