Rhett Derrick

oh so you don’t like the aesthetics of this attire and 1950’s style dinner planning

It’s the right position, just poor decorum?

Wife did not approve when I Salt Bae’d the brown sugar into my son’s oatmeal.

I was a little winded yesterday playing lacrosse with my son. I might need to work myself into drag/wrestling shape.

How I arrived on Bluesky:

It’s free for the taking if not. The only thing I like about drag is the names. I like karaoke, but I wouldn’t want to limit myself to just homoerotic songs. And I don’t want to tell jokes in between songs.

If he ever adopts a drag persona, his stage name should be Miranda Warnings.

And that doesn’t mean you have to abandon the policy you think is correct. You can and should advocate for policy you think is correct. Just don’t delude yourself into thinking that policy is going to be an electoral magic bullet.

I know it is very tempting to think “if candidate had only done X” which lines neatly up with my personal policy preference “then they’d have won.” That’s rarely going to be the case. And if you don’t critically evaluate that, you will continue to teach yourself the wrong electoral lessons.

2024 was not like 2016 where it was close enough that you could point to any given thing as a potential but-for cause. Trump won because Biden voters switched to Trump. And he won by a margin way higher than pro-Palestine voters not voting or flipping to Trump.

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Trump won Michigan by 80,000 votes.

Harris did not lose because of her or Biden’s Palestine Policy. Even young voters ranked it as the second least important issue. Harris lost because Biden was unpopular on basically every front and she didn’t have enough time to separate herself from that.

A stat created by Jerome Bettis for Jerome Bettis.

He’s a shoo-in for the robed drug dealer when they remake Boogie Nights.

Associate is deflecting about her intentional tort of microwaving seafood in the kitchenette by pointing to my negligent use of the toaster when there were burnable crumbs in it.

My negligent tort is insurable, her intentional tort is not.

Do we know what the weapons systems are for these anti-ship missiles? Launching a drone can be done from anywhere and do not need a fixed location. But even anti-ship missiles launched from land vehicles would be easier to track down and degrade than drones.

‘Slutty Vegan’ owner files for bankruptcy She owes nearly $1.4 million to the federal and state combined, according to the filing.

A law clerk in Georgia bankruptcy court is going to figure out how many times he can put the phrase “slutty vegan” into an order of the court.

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Some of your finest work.

DOJ: *quietly pulls dick out of the toaster*

Trump admin: YOU PUT THAT BACK RIGHT NOW.

I’m going to call this the Weyland-Yutani Corporation dissent.

It would probably be difficult from a procurement standpoint, but I think I could beat Guglielmo Marconi to a useable radio by about 70 years. As long as I had a patron of the arts/sciences to fund me.

If only they knew the cheat code of casting insults inside of bad photoshop.

I’d swear that this skeet magically summoned “The United States could learn a lot from China” profile guy.

Tebow Centaur? Yay or Nay?

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This training must be a weeklong. The list of tattoos you shouldn’t get is almost endless

Or the Katyn massacre.

You need the lunatic trait, not the arbitrary trait.

It’s never lupus.

Home decor has always been a topic of interest to Trump. For decades now, he has been asking women if the carpet matches the drapes. A real Home & Garden magazine enthusiast.