Tell me something I don't know, fortune cookie

05.04.2025 17:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me, soothing my burn with aloe from the plant I've kept alive for a few years: "I AM SURVIVOR WOMAN. LEAVE ME WITH THE NATURE."
Me, with the nature: "Which one of you trees do Skittles grow on?"

26.02.2025 22:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tree lined sidewalk with ominous snowstorm clouds in the background

All the leaves are brown
And the sky is gray...
I'd say you know the rest but I need to write an additional verse about the frostbite I got on my ears.

18.01.2025 01:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The days after holidays should also be holidays.

26.12.2024 14:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0