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Latest posts by cucumberlenghtwise.seal.observer on Bluesky

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ANOTHER PTOLEMY MENTION IN REGECT IM SO HAPPY.. I wonder if hell being msak as a plus one lololol

12.12.2025 15:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Farewell craves pizza handle... You had a long run

12.12.2025 12:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THEYRE UNNERFING BOBETTE WERE SO COOKED

12.12.2025 12:21 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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GLORY TO CYGAMES

12.12.2025 09:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Youre a cyclops now ❤️‍🩹

11.12.2025 21:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YEAH ITS INVALID NOW IDK WHY 😭😭 I tried messaging the handle club idfk if theyll respond bc this is my chungus life

11.12.2025 21:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WHY IS MY HANDLE INVALID HELLO????

11.12.2025 16:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

P5D characters dancing happily as if unable to hear music that would be used by the cia as a torture method

11.12.2025 16:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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GOT RUBUSKA‼️ Now that I have the entire bloodtithe team my games been switched to baby mode

11.12.2025 16:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I just saw that someone compared the "you bastard andre" scene to the not stanley ending of tsp.... KILL ME 😭😭😭

10.12.2025 16:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
LEBRON JAMES reportedly LIED to the LADY OF THE LAKE and claimed the GOLDEN and SILVER AXES were HIS

LEBRON JAMES reportedly LIED to the LADY OF THE LAKE and claimed the GOLDEN and SILVER AXES were HIS

10.12.2025 13:38 — 👍 49    🔁 14    💬 0    📌 0
fanart of the character Blonde Blazer from the video game Dispatch, on an  watercolor-ish style

fanart of the character Blonde Blazer from the video game Dispatch, on an watercolor-ish style

Blonde Blazer, from the game Dispatch #fanart #BRart #dispatch #art

06.12.2025 19:25 — 👍 92    🔁 29    💬 0    📌 0
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they sicken me #flambert #dispatch

07.12.2025 11:19 — 👍 109    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

eepy at work

#dispatchfanart #dispatch

09.12.2025 06:22 — 👍 60    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

dispatch is great but the fact this entire game wants you to meatride invisigal 24/7 atp name the game after her

10.12.2025 11:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Besides I GAVE YOU ANOTHER FUCKING CHANCE BY UNTYING YOU. WHY DOES THIS GAME NEED ME TO HANDHOLD THIS MANCHILD 24/7 😭😭💔

10.12.2025 11:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"Neglected" like shes a hamster and not a 27 year old woman facing consequences of her action

10.12.2025 11:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Alligators be like "I'm such a flat fucking chud"

09.12.2025 18:48 — 👍 42    🔁 16    💬 1    📌 0
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Dude... WHAT DO YOU MEAN REGECTS FIRST "VICTIM " WAS 10... HE WAS JUST A KID WHO FOUND HIM COOL.... THATS WHY REGECTS SCARED OF BEING ABANDONED AND NOT BEING SCARY... DUDE.q

09.12.2025 18:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Being a support gear in phigting must really suck. Every faction wants support gears yet they treat you poorly

09.12.2025 08:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Give me ANOTHER coffee! #umamusume

07.12.2025 18:51 — 👍 703    🔁 288    💬 3    📌 0
digital artwork of robert robertson from dispatch. he sits at his desk, headset on, looking exhausted and irritated. from his headset, a z-team member asks "how big is that d--" only for him to interrupt, saying, "small. leave me alone."

digital artwork of robert robertson from dispatch. he sits at his desk, headset on, looking exhausted and irritated. from his headset, a z-team member asks "how big is that d--" only for him to interrupt, saying, "small. leave me alone."

i liked the superhero hr nightmare simulator #dispatch

08.12.2025 17:56 — 👍 677    🔁 231    💬 6    📌 1
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This flavor text actually fleshes out maisie a lot. Telling children theyre mature enough to make their own decisions only to groom them into doing what you want and exploit them. Its another part of rocios trauma that seeps into the games

08.12.2025 07:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On the topic of rubuska shes such an interesting take on a vampire character. Instead of being feared and living alone in castles shes respected by the community and is mostly a dorky but also very wise person

07.12.2025 20:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rubuskas trailer is actually so good they never make me regret a cent dropped on this game

07.12.2025 20:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I saw someone call Ai a Thneed and I can't stop thinking about it. It's a PERFECT analogy. The Thneed was an all-purpose tool that didn't do anything really useful. It was a fad that did major damage to the environment to make the Onceler a billionare. It left no real lasting impact, only damage.

28.10.2025 18:33 — 👍 3363    🔁 1565    💬 31    📌 16
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Nintendo Confirms that Mailman Dragonite would be my friend

(Source: tinyurl.com/yhtxf78z)

29.11.2025 00:36 — 👍 1754    🔁 716    💬 2    📌 6

For me its better to have it on my phone so when I reach for it to fuck around miku stops me ❤️‍🩹

06.12.2025 21:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Shoutout to this miku image for being the only thing motivating me to do my work

06.12.2025 14:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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